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Much better
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https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1027608302010753029
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Aug 19, 2018 03:38
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I have a bachelors degree in astrocomputation, but feel like I'm not really contributing just working these guild transport contracts. Plus my space recruiter says after three years, I can apply to be a veritech pilot. I'm thinking about enlisting in the space force, y/n?
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Sep 4, 2018 01:09
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piL posted:I have a bachelors degree in astrocomputation, but feel like I'm not really contributing just working these guild transport contracts. Plus my space recruiter says after three years, I can apply to be a veritech pilot. I'm thinking about enlisting in the space force, y/n? My dude if you weren’t in another system I’d put you in touch with my recruiter. He got me a sweet deal where I’m currently enlisting on an open general contract, but he says that within two years I’ll be eligible to go for the 180X program, and from there, I should be a great candidate for Omega Force selection.
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Sep 4, 2018 18:44
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Too bad you're too old for Astartes geneseed implantation and hypnoindoctrination.
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Sep 4, 2018 18:56
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RN I'm sitting a crater trying to figure out a politic way of telling staff his Garmin foretrex isn't going to get very good signal in the Mare Ingenii
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Sep 4, 2018 22:15
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piL posted:I have a bachelors degree in astrocomputation, but feel like I'm not really contributing just working these guild transport contracts. Plus my space recruiter says after three years, I can apply to be a veritech pilot. I'm thinking about enlisting in the space force, y/n? Don't fall for it. Space Force recruiters are the used spaceship salespeople of the space military.
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Sep 28, 2018 19:42
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After we arrived on Deimos, still groggy from the transport sedation, I activated my Facebook hand terminal to read a "Dear John" letter from my AIT girlfriend who had instead received orders to Luna. Subsequent messages detailed her engagement, marriage, and births of her children. 8 year travel orders are a real bitch. Sacrist65 fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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Oct 3, 2018 01:58
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I'm joining space force now.
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Dec 6, 2018 02:56
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The best part is that their is literally no on to oppress in space so I won't have to worry about quagmires or war crimes.
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Dec 6, 2018 03:02
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drilldo squirt posted:The best part is that their is literally no on to oppress in space so I won't have to worry about quagmires or war crimes. Wasting taxpayer dollars without worrying about the optics, the platonic ideal of defense spending
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Dec 6, 2018 04:08
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Bitch, you would be getting positive optics. Imagine getting MIC funding and being able to tell people what you do, and also you would be able to live with yourself.
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Dec 6, 2018 05:11
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That's similar to what I was saying. Nobody can bring up civilian casualties
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Dec 6, 2018 08:30
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You'll have privates in space, they'll find new and creative ways to kill themselves before you pass the moon on your way to Mars. Pvt. Shmuckatelli sucked out the air lock because he thought he could crack it to suck out this cigarette smoke. SPC Murphy took a nap in a reactor room and now it smells like a pig roast in there.
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Dec 6, 2018 10:00
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Slim Pickens posted:Pvt. Shmuckatelli sucked out the air lock because he thought he could crack it to suck out this cigarette smoke. At least, that's what we tell the family. The reality was a gruesome yet hilarious attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Dec 6, 2018 14:45
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The Rat posted:At least, that's what we tell the family. The reality was a gruesome yet hilarious attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation. He'd probably get a few good pulls if he exhaled before opening the lock.
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Dec 6, 2018 16:15
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Honestly, jacking it in space till you froze in place/suffocated with your rear end hanging out and your hand gripping your dick till you fell into some gravity well would be a good way to go. You could be like that forever, long after mankind has died and the gay space clones that replaced us go the way of gay space clones, the very earth itself would be eaten by the life giving sun and you could still be out there mooning existence and giving yourself a handy.
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Dec 6, 2018 16:21
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Im only half kidding here as I would be willing to risk horrible space deaths if i get to be part of mankind figuring out how to get off this shithole.
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Dec 6, 2018 16:25
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I'm the bored 15 year tech sergeant giving a safety brief in powerpoint about airlock horseplay after the third drunken airman vacuum exposure incident this quarter
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Dec 6, 2018 17:15
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Gentlemen, it is a myth that sticking your dick in an airlock will make it longer.
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Dec 6, 2018 17:31
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EBB posted:Gentlemen, it is a myth that sticking your dick in an airlock will make it longer. It will swell up like no ones loving business. But also might burst, I think. I have no idea, as I have no expertise in any biological or medical field.
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Dec 6, 2018 18:04
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drilldo squirt posted:It will swell up like no ones loving business. But also might burst, I think. I have no idea, as I have no expertise in any biological or medical field. Post/username
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Dec 6, 2018 18:05
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I can tell you computers would have weird poo poo happen to the timing of their cycles, also time I think? All I know is the clocks are all weird and we drew a dick on mars. We've done all we needed to do to be quite honest.
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Dec 6, 2018 18:07
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If mankind finds out we can't go to space we need to make Von Newman machines that draw penises on various objects and blast them in space.
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Dec 6, 2018 18:09
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drilldo squirt posted:Honestly, jacking it in space till you froze in place/suffocated with your rear end hanging out and your hand gripping your dick till you fell into some gravity well would be a good way to go. You could be like that forever, long after mankind has died and the gay space clones that replaced us go the way of gay space clones, the very earth itself would be eaten by the life giving sun and you could still be out there mooning existence and giving yourself a handy.  Keep going almost there
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Dec 6, 2018 19:13
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Syrian Lannister posted:
forever
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Dec 6, 2018 19:46
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air mobility command is happy to announce that space-a flights are now available to uranus
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Dec 6, 2018 20:18
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It's a bit tight due to cargo requirements, you're gonna have to just cram yourself in.
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Dec 6, 2018 21:05
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drilldo squirt posted:I can tell you computers would have weird poo poo happen to the timing of their cycles, also time I think? All I know is the clocks are all weird and we drew a dick on mars. We've done all we needed to do to be quite honest. Is this true? I think I heard something about it being the case for satellites so I assume it's true
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Dec 7, 2018 06:23
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Milo and POTUS posted:Is this true? I think I heard something about it being the case for satellites so I assume it's true https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.space.com/20813-mars-penis-spirit-rover-tracks.html
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Dec 7, 2018 06:24
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Milo and POTUS posted:Is this true? I think I heard something about it being the case for satellites so I assume it's true It is true, I don't know if it's because time is all fucky in space but it's to a degree noticeable by on board clocks. Also never let the art world live down how a dick snuck in by a dude working for the government was the first piece of extra terran art. Never.
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Dec 7, 2018 06:39
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Once upon a time, when I had dreams, I wanted to design electronics for satellites so I'm slightly more aware of it than most.
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Dec 7, 2018 06:40
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drilldo squirt posted:It is true, I don't know if it's because time is all fucky in space but it's to a degree noticeable by on board clocks. Also never let the art world live down how a dick snuck in by a dude working for the government was the first piece of extra terran art. Never. There's the Fallen Astronaut on the Moon, but yeah the first bit of art humanity put on a different planet is a cock-and-balls
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Dec 7, 2018 13:31
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Times not funky in space, but it is different for geostationary satellites yeah. The speed difference isn't significant but they're apparently far enough out of the gravity well that it makes a difference. The real weird part about computers in space is how they need lots of redundancies and shielding because high energy photons can flip bits in memory and cause crashes and stuff
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Dec 8, 2018 00:32
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lost my stripes because i pissed hot for Ketracel-white
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Dec 8, 2018 00:38
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Larry Parrish posted:Times not funky in space, but it is different for geostationary satellites yeah. The speed difference isn't significant but they're apparently far enough out of the gravity well that it makes a difference. The real weird part about computers in space is how they need lots of redundancies and shielding because high energy photons can flip bits in memory and cause crashes and stuff Yeah it's neat.
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Hremsfeld posted:There's the Fallen Astronaut on the Moon, but yeah the first bit of art humanity put on a different planet is a cock-and-balls I'm going to classify that as the first space base memorial, as I like a cock and balls being the first thing drawn by humanity outside it's own planet.
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