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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

PASS THE MASH posted:

Drew needs to murder Dolph

But that would mean a feud with dolph

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
how does braun's right nipple pop out of his tank top so consistently

its always the right nipple and it is ALWAYS out by the end

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
mr. robot in the bank

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

reignofevil posted:

Time 2 riot I guess

how much more can we riot over this company

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

What'd I miss?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Big Queefy posted:

What'd I miss?

dolph ziggler won the intercontinental title with a rollup, a thousand years of darkness resumes

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Is there a picture to get into?

*Brock
*MitB winner
*Roman, probably

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


DarkstarIV posted:

But that would mean a feud with dolph

That's going to happen at some point anyway

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
so i ordered the Graze Box free sample, and here's my review: not very good.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

DarkstarIV posted:

But that would mean a feud with dolph

counterpoint: it would also mean Dolph repeatedly gets his rear end handed to him

vvv Dolph Ziggler has that effect on people, yes

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Ew

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Now put Drew on the Fruit Roll-up belt and make this heel team legit.

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Hey, ya'll remember when Elias, one of the the hottest acts on Raw, lost his IC title shot because Seth clearly cheated? And then loving DOLPH ZIGGLER won the next night for no raisin.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Where were the "You deserve it!" chants for Dolph? Gutted

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Baron Corbin posted:

so i ordered the Graze Box free sample, and here's my review: not very good.

humans arent cows so it makes sense a box of grass wouldnt be great to eat

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

HitTheTargets posted:

*Brock
*MitB winner
*Roman, probably

So moving Seth into this field means those three have someone to beat

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



HitTheTargets posted:

Is Dolph a Grand Slam champ?

I wanted to look at anything except raw and the answer is no

he had the WHC, but the old format didn't count the US title

the new format doesn't count the WHC, so he'd need to win either main title

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Welp. I guess this title change will make more sense when Seth is wrestling Jinder at SummerSlam for no title...

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

drat, Renee

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
We go from dolph ziggler to bobby snooze

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

The Glorious Bobby Roooooo

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
So we go from a hot IC title feud between Elias and Seth to... uh... welp

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Curt Hawkins just needs to challenge someone in New Orleans to break his streak.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Baron Corbin posted:

so i ordered the Graze Box free sample, and here's my review: not very good.

i got a free sample last year and it tasted bad and I ate it.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

lmao neat segment

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what is the point of this

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
big victory tonight for robert rude tonight, against local talent

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
pay windah

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

what an astonishingly pointless segment

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Hawkins streak is kinda funny but man remember when jobbers could be jobbers without commentary pointing out that they're jobbers

e: you know, like 25 years ago

bartok
May 10, 2006



reminder that Curt Hawkins has several wins over Apollo Crews

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Hawkins deserves better than jobbing to Roode. He should be jobbing to actual stars.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I think you gotta walk a middle ground with jobbers like its annoying when people act like heath slater is gonna defeat kane but its also annoying when people act like heath slater won't ever defeat kane no matter how hard he tries ever

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Baron Corbin posted:

what is the point of this

Some wrestlers are called 'enhancement talent', or sometimes colloquially known as 'jobbers', who are there to make the other wrestlers look good by losing.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

I sensed a disturbance and... Ah gently caress they gave Ziggler a loving belt

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

guys what if Curt Hawkins got his first win in forever at the expense of...Dolph Ziggler?

a girl can dream, right?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Cabbit posted:

Some wrestlers are called 'enhancement talent', or sometimes colloquially known as 'jobbers', who are there to make the other wrestlers look good by losing.

How does Hawkins, the guy who loses even when facing "local talent", make anyone look good by losing to them

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Intruder posted:

The Hawkins streak is kinda funny but man remember when jobbers could be jobbers without commentary pointing out that they're jobbers

e: you know, like 25 years ago

it would rule to be able to reasonably believe a jobber could win and be able to root for them because of booking, instead of because we all have broken brains and can't recognize reality

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

MONEY IN THE CONTRACT

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PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


I heard the music and shuddered

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