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"I'm here to eat rear end and chew bubblegum"
*sees bigotry, is sarcastic* "groovy"
"I'm gonna rip off your head and poo poo down your neck on the internet, because stuff has been really hosed up for me my entire post adolescent life and it's left me with a lot of rage issues"
well those were the three things I imagined he would say.
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*sees a pile of mutant pig cop viscera splattered all over the bathroom* "same"
 
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There he go
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im here to dab and chew prozac
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Always like and subscribe Duke
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eat prozac and cry
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Jun 19, 2018 10:07
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Duke finds the secret compartment with the stripper. He bonds with her over their shared history of objectification by needy men desperate for a symbol that satisfies their seedy, id-fuelled cravings. They trade hair tips and Duke starts coming to her pole class to increase his flexibility.
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Duke pees in the toilet (hasn't changed - still same)
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Jun 19, 2018 11:11
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Duke turns to address his creator, George Broussard, "picking up" the game's first person camera and directing it at his own face. He shoutcasts a rejection of his gamefather's intent for him and begins to launch into his concept for a podcast with his friend Dave where they just, like, kind of riff on movies and stuff with their own inimitable brand of twisted humour. It will be called The Boys Who Talk About Movies.
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Jun 19, 2018 11:16
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Duke does not smoke a cigar. He vapes, and he dabs as well, and he dabs and vapes, vapes and dabs, Duke dab, Duke vape, vapedab, dabvape vapevapevapedabvapedab Millennial Duke Nukem.
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Jun 19, 2018 11:18
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Duke fondly remembers Sonic R.
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Jun 19, 2018 11:23
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Duke Nukem? That's the name of this millennial wise-cracker who is class conscious and racially aware with his humour. He never "kicks down" - only up - at the police, an institution with whom he has many legitimate issues! He likes to piss in the toilet and he likes to find the stripper.
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Jun 19, 2018 11:24
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These pig alien enemies are very problematic due to the negative connotations of dirtiness around pigs and the othering of minorities by using such a connotation, but also remind me of pop culture references such as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers.
#conflicted
Courtesy of Manifisto
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Duke turns to address his creator, George Broussard, "picking up" the game's first person camera and directing it at his own face. He shoutcasts a rejection of his gamefather's intent for him and begins to launch into his concept for a podcast with his friend Dave where they just, like, kind of riff on movies and stuff with their own inimitable brand of twisted humour. It will be called The Boys Who Talk About Movies.
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Jun 19, 2018 13:02
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blow it out your dope-rear end vape, mang
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Jun 19, 2018 13:18
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I'm starting to wonder if Duke would be like this, or if he would vote for whoever Pajama Sam wouldn't vote for, just to gently caress with the normies.
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Jun 19, 2018 14:26
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*attempts to hand stripper money, she refuses to open top* drat, I gotta shoot up the administrative building of my junior college.
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Jun 19, 2018 14:27
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shake it, baby *duke's beautiful 8 month old child shakes her rattle* lol, you're cool.
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Jun 19, 2018 14:38
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mistakes into miracles, baby.
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Jun 19, 2018 14:39
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I'm starting to wonder if Duke would be like this, or if he would vote for whoever Pajama Sam wouldn't vote for, just to gently caress with the normies.
the game is a walking simulator because right wing millennial Duke respects the pig cops, and likes to talk to them and pose for pictures with them.
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Jun 19, 2018 14:49
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Make America Blow It Out Your rear end Again
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Jun 19, 2018 15:07
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Millennial Shadow Warrior.
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There he go
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*attempts to hand stripper money, she refuses to open top* drat, I gotta shoot up the administrative building of my junior college.
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Jun 19, 2018 17:05
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There he go
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duke is too busy posting 2 hour YouTube rants about feminism to save the earth
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Jun 19, 2018 17:06
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[duke, kicking down a door hitting two aliens] but her emails
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Jun 19, 2018 17:18
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it's really hosed up to think about legendary sex addict Duke Nukem seeing some ladies lezzing out and instead of being like "drat, that's some hot action" he starts squealing about how it's marxism and he shouldn't have to deal with it.
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Jun 19, 2018 17:34
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[duke, kicking down a door hitting two aliens] but her emails
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Duke Nukem Is Killing Decency
everyone in the idf must die
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*sees a pile of mutant pig cop viscera splattered all over the bathroom* "same"
Big Mood
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FALSE SLACK
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準備完了 for A C T I O N
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the objective of the game is to collect enough credits to buy a house. it's exceedingly difficult, and at the end of the game you get a choice; the good ending is where duke realizes it's been a false dream forcefully instilled by his parents all along and goes to live in a communal group house with his friends instead
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*shoots pig* *collects $100 credits* do i even want this
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Duke shoots the gun but he doesn't like the gun because he's a millennial. When he was a Gen Xer, he liked the gun. Now? Doesn't like it. Doesn't even want to hold it. He hates that you're making him shoot the gun and have bullets come out of it into the enemies that Duke has. Instead of one liners he complains about the gun and says, "where's my trophy, which I should be holding, instead of this gun, which I don't like? I'm Millennial Duke Nukem. I want my trophy and my avocado toast. I remember Sonic the Hedgehog from before I was born. Buying a house is hard for me." That's his most common line, with a 9% proc chance on each shoot of the gun by the player of the game Duke is in.
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Duke shoots the gun but he doesn't like the gun because he's a millennial. When he was a Gen Xer, he liked the gun. Now? Doesn't like it. Doesn't even want to hold it. He hates that you're making him shoot the gun and have bullets come out of it into the enemies that Duke has. Instead of one liners he complains about the gun and says, "where's my trophy, which I should be holding, instead of this gun, which I don't like? I'm Millennial Duke Nukem. I want my trophy and my avocado toast. I remember Sonic the Hedgehog from before I was born. Buying a house is hard for me." That's his most common line, with a 9% proc chance on each shoot of the gun by the player of the game Duke is in.
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Those alien bastards are going to pay for blowing up my ride, which just happens to be a 2013 Honda Fit, which provides unmatched versatility, efficiency, and fun
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