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Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Glory to Dear Leader and His prophet, Butts.

Preechr fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jun 20, 2018

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Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Shy posted:

I like your ironic nazi logos.



For all that we used to get called nazis in this game, only one pubbie has ever actually figured it out... and he was creepily supportive of it. We switched to blatant Al Qaeda imagery after that.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Psycho Landlord posted:

This is the worst post I have ever seen in the history of all these threads

Turn on your monitor

But yeah.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
You can also do this using the Hideki holoemitter. Turn it on, sidle up close, turn it off.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Just use the GEP gun until you unlock the thermal cloaking aug.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Cyrano4747 posted:

looks like they finally got around to evicting my dil alts from old DS9.

Also each one of htem crashes the game to desktop when I try to log in. It tries to auto-beam them to space then hard crashes. Lol cryptic.

(also I had no idea this thread was re-launched - that explains why you were all so quiet).

Every now and then the thread goes on a magical mystery tour of FYAD.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Before Borticus went on one of his regularly scheduled fun purges, the Nicor was actually one of the top ships in the DPS meta for all the burning sci console hijinks.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Oh, look, scam citizen just copied one of the intrepid kitbashes and is selling it for $gently caress!



Hahahahahaha :laffo:

It’s a pretty bad day when you’re stealing from Star Trek Motherfucking Online.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Had some pubbie rage and call us all trumpkin chuds the other day. That’s unusual; it’s far more common to get raged at as some kind of social justice snowflake. Pubbies haven’t learned that I’m whatever pisses them off. I can go from bootstraps to fully automated luxury gay space communism to suit the mark.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Back in my day, we used to juice up the CE during its absorb phase to maximize pubbie death. Is that even possible anymore?

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Then you actually have a decent amount of acceptable-to-good content ahead of you, spiced with some truly awful grinds. Most of these grinds are not necessary for you to progress and consume content, save for some of the delta rising garbage. You can now play a Romulan, which was Cryptic’s attempt at an actual story for your character. If you remember how crappy the original fed intro was, make a new character to experience the new one, it’s better and it makes fun of the old one in places. Klingons now actually have an intro. I wouldn’t make your Jim until you’ve played through to the current content on another character first. TOS federation is another viable start, but do it after the regular fed start and decide where you want to go from there; they are identical after their intro series. Skills are now completely different than before and also completely better. Your traits are now configurable on the fly. Efficient barely matters anymore so use whatever boffs you want, except if you’re romulan. Romulans get +crit chance and cloak buffs. There is a new currency called dilithium, you get it from doing everything but can only refine 8k per day.

There is more, but that should be the gist of it if you last played in season 5-ish.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
The best times in Kerrat for me was before the carrier rework. A Vo’quv with energy siphon drones and polaron turrets was a goddamn nightmare. Get too close, and it’s all over but the screaming.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
I haven’t watched STD, nor will I. The media hype for it was ridiculous. They were touting bullshit like “the first female captain!” Bitch, Janeway exists and was great. “First captain of color!” Motherfuckers, you did not just forget the Sisko, who was not only the first black captain, but also the best captain.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
I love how an 8 year old successfully robbed us while all the pubbie spies couldn’t pull it off. That kid was a hero.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

super sweet best pal posted:

See also the time they lagged Risa trying to implement a script to remove cover shields.

Or the time they accidentally reverted a fix from years before when implementing some dumb new thing, which allowed certain nameless disreputable sorts to trigger particular emotes up to their fps, bringing the instance to its knees.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Cythereal posted:

Gorn are apparently going to be in Discovery S2. Given what the discoklanks and their ships look like, though, I don't have high hopes for the Gorn.

Calling it now, they’re going to be scaly titty lizards.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
I may even log in for this one. That and the sweater.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Gaul was right. Death to the Kobali, and also Talaxians.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Playable B’Ger when?

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Hexenritter posted:

:lol: wow, some sad sack must've got their panties in a knot and reported my Klingon's name because now it's "Badname #######", loving talk about pathetic

They added variants of your name to the ban list years ago, around the same time as P’nus.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
They badnamed Child Gornography and various slurs against bronies, truly every day we grow further from Dukat’s light.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Dukat was as right as Gaul was, which is to say 100%.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
It’s been power creeped, but it’s ok.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Cyrano4747 posted:

For a game to be interesting you need a fail state

We call it “Borticus”

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
That’s our borticus!

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
That’s because the servers need to spin up a shuttle instance. It was slow because nobody in the entire game had been in or vacated a shuttle instance in the last 10 minutes. Once your first character forced a new instance, it was quick for every other one. Same with lots of player bridges. Oddy bridges load fast because pubbies prefer them for their sex palaces.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Remember, as always, save Hitler.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Every time you use the word “smirk” you are fined 2 million EC. If you go into the negatives, you can’t utilize the chat system at all until you’re back in the black.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
My favorite part about OG lockboxes was how if nobody had won a ship in the past ten minutes, the game would poll a list of characters, find one that wasn’t currently online, and then broadcast to the server that that character had opened a ship.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Delta Rising Age of Discovery is the best expansion ever and the players love it

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

DancingShade posted:

They've found their new generation of people with bad judgment to sell internet spaceships to. Huzzah.

:ironicat:

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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hakimashou posted:

A small price to pay to rid the world of these despicable casinos

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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I remember being the first to discover how to bring the war to Qo’nos, assassinating the chancellor, and then using worf as a ghostbusters gun medium to kill players. That was a glorious time, and they didn’t fix it for years.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
I miss old CE, where you could deliberately pump up the boss during an absorb phase to make sure it killed all the bad pubbies.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Moon Slayer posted:

That's a sex toy.

It has a glowing urethra at the tip of the glans that spews out rainbow-trailing fighters.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

These people don’t deserve Trendy.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Ritznit posted:

Oh yeah I figured it wasn't all gonna be like that. But it's admittedly amusing when I get told "it's stuff that wasn't good enough for the actual episodes" and I happen to try one and yeah it's terrible. :v:

You are truly missing out on great content, like recovering the 4 clickable artifacts of the Borg Third Dynasty.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Post your @handle here, someone will get you in to the fleets and channel.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Ritznit posted:

Sure thing! My handle is @perrydotto#7947

You have a channel invite to TheNextGooneration. Once you’re in, ask someone for a fleet invite.

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Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
Probably terrified of Hong Kongers using xmpp to spread pro-democracy messages :china:

E:^^ there used to be a whole mission about halfway through the game where the floor ceased to exist 4 years ago

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