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Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Spoeank posted:

COMIN FOR YA SCRUFFY

I just want to advance dammit

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Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
At this point if I fail to advance it's going to be because I started Foles over Darnold lol

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Alright, who moves on?!

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

ELO Musk posted:

Alright, who moves on?!


Team (SA forums name) Yet to Play In Play Score
No More Mr. Guice (Spoeank) 0 0 189.16
The Calvinted Mr. Ridley (Drunk Nerds) 0 0 163.4
Chubb with the Sack 0 0 161.18
?????? (Scruffy the Janitor) 0 0 160.02
Ron Mexico's Motorboat Mariachi 0 0 156.72
Goku Boarding a Plane to Better Understand us (Diqnol) 138.76

Congrats to everyone! You are all beautiful! But the teams below were not beautiful enough for the finals!

Tarik on a Leash (Gobias, Ind.) 0 0 133.9
Sony 2012  0 0 129.12
Flying Sex Snakes  0 0 114.88
Team Upside 0 0 114.48
Goon Fish and Gallant (Cervixalot, last year's champ) 0 0 108.14
The Majoryanettes (Major Ryan) 0 0 107.04

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Think that Kamara TD might have relegated me to 7th.

E: Yup :(

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Drunk Nerds posted:

Team (SA forums name) Yet to Play In Play Score
No More Mr. Guice (Spoeank) 0 0 189.16
The Calvinted Mr. Ridley (Drunk Nerds) 0 0 163.4
Chubb with the Sack 0 0 161.18
?????? (Scruffy the Janitor) 0 0 160.02
Ron Mexico's Motorboat Mariachi 0 0 156.72
Goku Boarding a Plane to Better Understand us (Diqnol) 138.76

Congrats to everyone! You are all beautiful! But the teams below were not beautiful enough for the finals!

Tarik on a Leash (Gobias, Ind.) 0 0 133.9
Sony 2012  0 0 129.12
Flying Sex Snakes  0 0 114.88
Team Upside 0 0 114.48
Goon Fish and Gallant (Cervixalot, last year's champ) 0 0 108.14
The Majoryanettes (Major Ryan) 0 0 107.04

Looks like somebody's division has 3 of 6 teams in the finals :smug: #itmatters

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Gobias Ind. posted:

Think that Kamara TD might have relegated me to 7th.

E: Yup :(

Hey man, it was a rough fantasy week and you had a great season.

Hooper, Allen, Reek, for a combined 8.4 points against my opponent’s Damien Williams 30 point flyer for me to lose by 5 points with my 13-1 $300 buy-in team.

Two site guys move on again! Will one of them win this madness league?!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
GOIN FOR 200 NEXT WEEK LETS DO THIS

Major Ryan
May 11, 2008

Completely blank
Out with a whimper. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Thanks for running Nerds; good look to the rest of you for the final. Hopefully the football quality next weekend is more conducive to high scoring fantasy!

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Major Ryan posted:

Out with a whimper. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Thanks for running Nerds; good look to the rest of you for the final. Hopefully the football quality next weekend is more conducive to high scoring fantasy!

Live by the Ram, die by the Ram.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Welp they just said Cam is shut down for the next two weeks. I guess I need to hope two bad QBs play not so bad then :ohdear:

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

ELO Musk posted:

Welp they just said Cam is shut down for the next two weeks. I guess I need to hope two bad QBs play not so bad then :ohdear:

Wait, are you Chubb with the Sack? For some reason I thought that was another player.

LesBeardly
Jul 4, 2010

BEST BALLS ON SA AWARD

Drunk Nerds posted:

Wait, are you Chubb with the Sack? For some reason I thought that was another player.

That's me, sorry I didn't claim my team earlier!

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Well, now I'm confused. ELO, are you Ron Mexico's Motorboat Mariachi? The only other teams in the finals are Spoeank, Drunk Nerds, Beardly, Scruffy, and Diqnol. But I thought Ron Mexico was this other guy I know.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Pretty sure ELO is Diqnol and he got namechanged.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

That is correct.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Okay, cool. I was not looking forward to having to tell you that, not only are you not in the finals, you're not in this league.


Good luck, the five of you. Don't forget: Winner gets a ring

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Hmmm... I benched AP for Damien and Crowder for DeSean Hamilton and now I have pre-buyers remorse

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Both of my qbs are making GBS threads the bed hard this week

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Just updated the leaderboard. I'm going to try to update every quarter.
https://wp.me/p918ok-2xv

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Come on Patrick Mahomes 25 passing touchdowns:pray:

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I just... I just...



Here's how I feel:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ognnZ3r2qyQ

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Team (SA forums name) Yet to Play In Play Score
The Calvinted Mr. Ridley (Drunk Nerds) 1 0 227.62
Ron Mexico's Motorboat Mariachi 2 0 173.68
No More Mr. Guice (Spoeank) 0 0 164.88
Goku Boarding a Plane to Better Understand us (Diqnol) 0 0 157.74
?????? (Scruffy the Janitor) 0 0 153.76
Chubb with the Sack 0 0 142.38

I also feel like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSDMIXmctMc

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Finals results:
https://wp.me/p918ok-2xv

Thank you all for playing! We had a blast. Next year we have solid plans for more teams, a more streamlined score-reporting process, and more prizes!

Happy holidays! Giant heroin party at Football Absurdity HQ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS3Q9NZv6q0

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