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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

TheLastRoboKy posted:

It's Meow Thai

Technically, it's Mao Thai :v:.

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The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

TheLastRoboKy posted:

It's Meow Thai

Nyanjutsu.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

TheLastRoboKy posted:

It's Meow Thai

:hmmyes:

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

I really like how this and Covenant and maybe the third one go all out with the item/enemy descriptions. And how weird they can get. And cool designs and neat mechanics and great characters and such. It's an interesting series.

The Dark Id
Aug 13, 2005

Why
you
know
I
LOVE
THIS SHIT !!!!
[citation needed]
Episode VI: Country Hospitality



Civilization at last... maybe. Before we knock on the town gates, there is a treasure chest there just waiting for some plucky adventurers to plunder. Since any rural town just loves it when outsiders roll in and immediately start stealing their poo poo.



That’s quite the cumbersome item just to cure confusion... On the subject of status effects, Shadow Hearts has several but they’re pretty stock variety:
  • Poison – Character loses a small amount of HP each turn. Slightly more potent than in Koudelka since everyone’s overall HP values are much lower.
  • Paralysis – Characters can only use items or defend. Annoying but not disastrous.
  • Silence – Cannot cast magic. Can make several characters effectively useless (Alice.)
  • Confusion – Character starts attacking allies. Hey we just got a remedy for that!
  • Berserk – Result of Sanity being depleted. Character will attack allies like in Confusion and also cast curative spells/use consumable items on enemies. A major problem that needs to be avoided/immediately addressed. Also prone to being stuck on boats for absurd lengths of time and can lead to the dreaded “hiatus” status effect if not cured.
  • Petrify – Character is frozen and cannot act. It’s a Game Over if all characters or even the last remaining conscious character has Petrify status.
Pretty standard stuff outside Berserk being way more assholish a status than usual. Anyway, about that gate...


New Music: Sea - Highnoon Fish
(Kind of an odd track name for a landlocked town in the middle of the night.)



<looks at gate>
What’s up? Something wrong?

Alice walks away from the gate.



That’s what it started to say, anyway. I think we should be extra careful.
Oh! Look who’s the crazy voice in my head expert now.
Ha ha, how cool ’n’ collected you are! You talk as if it’s happening to someone else.
<gets nervous>
Don’t worry too much about what that voice warns about. Once it told me to “Beware an opulent foe who devours all” and it just meant a really fat drunk guy at a train stop...
But not to worry. Nothin’ can surprise me at this point.

Two children wander over from opposite side of the gate. They have the descriptive names Red-Eyed Child and Yellow-Eyed Child. Nobody remarks on this fact.




Hey, look!!
<jumps in surprise> Wh-Wha!?



Don’t freak me out like that or I’ll kick your scrawny little asses!
Please don’t beat up children.
They spooked the poo poo out of me. Gotta learn ‘em that ain’t cool!

I knew it!
You’re right! It’s true!

Yuri walks up to the gate and starts kicking it.



Huh? Look, you brats live here, right? Here in town? Great. Open the gate. <kicks it again>
Um, nobody gets in at night, so you’re just gonna hafta stay out there.
Yup, we can’t let you in.
Plus you look like kind of a dirtbag.
A real shifty drifter...
Hey, ya brats! I do not!
...
...Right?
<concerned look>
...

Run along and get your mommy. Tell her you’ve got guests.
<notice Alice>
Hey... That’s a woman, right?!
Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a girl, right?! Nice and soft!
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Given where we are you should be surprised we understand English.
We usually speak Manchu but we’ve been learning Mandarin as the dialect is quickly overtaking the region.
Oh... Guess that’s a good po—dammit! I don’t care about this! Open the drat gate! <kicks gate again>


Alice walks up to the gate since Yuri is getting nowhere.



Ooh, she looks so tender!
A nice, juicy girl!
.....
...Yeah, that’s not creepy at all.

The clearly evil kids open up the gate and run up to Alice.



Eh heh heh! It’s okay, you can come in!
Tee hee hee. Yeah, you can come inside now!
I’m really having second thoughts about this...
<nervous laugh>


All four walk past the gate.



<claps hands> Our house is at the very end of the square. We’ll be waiting! Bye! <runs off>
<slaps his knees> Whee, whee, a girl, we have a girl! Gotta go tell Granny Mayor right away!! <runs off as well>

Maybe the voice was on to something...
<increasingly concerned look>




Yuri and Alice follow the kids into the village as the gates magically close shut behind them. Yeah, nothing to worry about in this town. No sir. They’ve just got surprisingly advanced automation for being out in the sticks. That’s all!



We now have free reign to wander around the town -- Zhaoyang Village. Nobody on the critical path has the decency to mention the town name during any story scenes here. We’ve got to talk to townspeople or save the game to get the location name. Our first order of business is...



...naturally to double back and acquire a hidden item in some debris near the gate on the previous screen. Shadow Hearts really loves pixel hunting hidden items out in the field. There is rarely any indication an item is nearby. Yuri will just have an exclamation mark pop out of his head if he’s near a hotspot he can interact with in the vicinity. So that’s fun. I definitely don't have a FAQ open at all times to find where the hell everything is hidden.



In case someone gets hit with Paralysis, we can just toss a hair clip at their head and sort that out. Good to know. With that in hand, let’s get to chatting some townsfolk.



I figgered the outside world had totally forgotten about poor old Zhaoyang Village.
Wouldn’t get my hopes up for a tourism boom, guy.



But women... Women are fulla fat ‘n’ gravy... Hee, hee hee, hee hee hee...
Is everyone picking up the slack since I promised I’d knock off the horndog stuff...?





Just a moment, folks. You seem to have dropped some mystical arrowheads. You guys won’t want those back, will you? Didn’t think so. As it says, this will increase the size of the Judgment Ring’s Hit Area. Which has its uses.



But that was a long, long time ago, weren’t it? Heh heh heh...
So you guys were just too lazy to ever clean up, or...?



Shadow Hearts doesn’t have the largest budget on the planet so there are a LOT of repeating generic NPCs that have just changed the color of their clothes and skin shades to masquerade as different character models. I do appreciate every single unnamed character gets a descriptive title to give them a bit of flavor to make up for that fact.



No matter how many times I go through labor, there never ends up being any babies left...
Please don’t describe anything as “sweaty trouble” again, lady. Thanks in advance.



They’re all so greedy, you know? So I gotta share everything fair-like. ‘Cause if I don’t? I might not live to eat again.
I don’t think I follow but I also don’t think I wanna follow...



Continuing further into the town, we come upon a save point and a well containing a Tent if we want to top off Alice and Yuri’s health during downtime. Unfortunately, Zhaoyang Village does not contain a proper inn. There are inns in this game, mind you. Just not here. That aside, we can speak with the last few villagers...



Eek! H-How... embarrassing! You heard me singing, didn’t you?!
I didn’t not hear you singing.
So? “Take it out, peel it off...” kinda sexy, don’tcha think? Sure ya do. Just a little. Sure.
I’m gonna walk away creeped out now.
<wink>
<shiver>




See, when yer young, ya like stuff fresh, but as ya get older ya like it aged. ...Don’t get it, do ya?
I hate everyone in this town.

That’s enough messing with weirdos. Let’s talk to the only important NPC wandering the streets at the moment: the first merchant.



B-But, there’s just... something not quite right about it, don’t you think?! ...Oh, say! Since you’re here, how’d you like to buy something? I have plenty of useful items!





Shops are about what you’d expect in a RPG. We can buy and sell inventory. The sell prices are middling at best. We’re not exactly flush in cash at the moment. But that doesn’t mean we cannot browse. Let’s take a look at what this guy is peddling that we’ve yet to lay eyes on...



“Yes, yes ma’am... This priceless relic was carved from a gleaming red pearl in the dark ages by the most talented of Franciscan monks.”
“Why is it green...?”
“Come again?”
“You said it was made from a red pearl but this is clearly a dull green.”
“Oh well... you see... Err... Hundreds of years have altered the color of the pearl. Yes, yes... the ravages of time. Anyway, that’ll be $2770. Cash only. No credit.”



So you’re selling me a human bone carving from a Buddha? You, a rando merchant in the middle of nowhere China has this readily available. Multiple copies of it, no less? Well, it does prevent confusion so it must be legit! Let me get my wallet.



We’ve yet to encounter it but characters’ Judgment Ring can get status effects as well. Things such as making the needle spin faster or reducing the Hit/Strike Area on the ring. We’ll get into those in further detail when they actually crop up. This goes for 90 Cash and having a few on hand isn’t a bad idea.



Please don’t start eating silver to slow down your Judgment Ring. I can guarantee that is not a healthy practice. Even if it’s only 100 Cash a pop.



That’s it for the merchant. There’s nothing we need right at this juncture. The house to left of the Wandering Peddler is where those two clearly evil children told us to visit. But it seems they’re not ready yet. Instead, we’re just going to wander to the northern end of the village, where we find...


Music: Destruction - Noise of Fangs




The bones of people… killed here! What’s happening in this village…?!
Lemme take a look there... Hmm... Yep. Definitely a human skull. Punched enough of those in my time to be certain.
...

<inspects skulls> Looks like the voice was right. These people’re cannibals.
Look over there, that shrine… It’s as if it holds all the anger of people that died here.

Hee hee... Good travelers, you like the shrine?

Gah! What is it with you people in this town!?
I think we just found that out...
Ergh... Oh right... Evil cannibals. Of course they’re going to be sneaking up like creeps. Duh.

What is it, pops?!

A bald old man wanders over.



The Black Tortoise God?
Ain’t got no idea what that even means. Do you?
<shrug and head shake>

Yes, to pacify the Earth Spirits, humans deified him, and built this shrine. It’s all such nonsense! But now with the troublesome Black Tortoise God gone, we’re free to do as we please! We can even take the form of humans! We couldn’t ask for more!
Just layin’ it all on the table, huh?
You found our human bone pile, sonny. What’s there left to hide?

The only problem is now we get hungry… It’s all thanks to the new protector of our town, Yamaraja!
Yamaraja? What kind of a name for a demon is that?
Sounds like the name of a restaurant with food that’d give me the runs for a week.
<looks back at the shrine> I suppose I’d find him in that shrine there?
<stamps foot> How… how insolent! But, no matter… You won’t last long… Tonight there’ll be a special feast, for our rare guests… Now, you just run along and say hello to the Granny Mayor. Hee hee…

The Vacant-eyed Old Man wanders off.



<shakes head> Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m not too fond of the idea.
<stamps foot> I’m not happy about it either, I can tell you!
Ha ha ha! It’s all right, I’ll protect you.

So we are going to get out of here?
Yup. Gonna get out of here and go kick those cannibals’ asses!
That’s not what I meant...
Sorry, can’t hear you. Busy going to give an rear end kicking.


The pair leave the shrine and immediately encounter the Children of the Corn twins from earlier.


Music: Sea - Highnoon Fish





<waves> You really came!! We’re so glad!! C’mon, c’mon, come inside!!


Welp. May as well follow into the obvious trap. What’s the worst that could happen?



<bounces> …Juicy!

Yuri and Alice enter.



We sure could use a bed for the night.
Yes, yes! I heard all about you from the children. You just make yourselves at home. We rarely get visitors here. We don’t have much for you, but please rest your weary bones.
We’ve got just the place for them.
<nod in unison>
Hey, thanks, ma’am. We’ll be out of your way by early morning.
Hee hee… Now, now, no need to rush. You just stay as long as you like!
Those meaty thighs of yours must need a rest. Maybe a soak in a nice hot broth.
Don’t you mean “bath”?
No.

Thanks, ma’am. It’s kind of you to let us stay, having just shown up in the middle of the night like this.
What a nice-mannered young lady. But you don’t have to worry about your manners so much here.
<nod in unison>
…For, it won’t change the taste of their meat.
<laugh>

<chuckles> Kind woman! You all talk as if you’re going to have us for supper!
Hee hee hee… Well, at least one of you has brains! Eat you both, we will!
<gets frightened>
<laughs>
Ya know I can kinda respect demons that are upfront about being man eating cannibals. None of that cute double talk or making coy puns crap. Right to the point.
Hee hee. We like to maintain our country hospitality.

I’ve got to go tell Yamaraja we have an offering for him. Hmph, let me get through here… Okay, okay…

The Mayor Lady stands up and walks out the front door. Alice give Yuri a “dude what the hell?” gesture as she walks past.



Don’t worry, we’ll be right outside so you can’t get away!
Oh dear... whatever shall we do?


The two cannibal boys run off outside. They have an amazingly awful arm flailing run cycle. Yuri proceeds to start pulling on drawers looting the place.



Looks like they’ve got us trapped.
<pulls on another drawer> It appears so.
<stomps foot> How can you be so calm at a time like this?!
Years of practice. It’s a gift.
<walks up to Alice> Aw, c’mon, if you get too anxious, it’ll just make you hungry.
...And I don’t think you want any Solaris Meat Sandwiches from around here.
A what...?
Old expression. Don’t worry about it.

Let’s take a rest, and see what their next move is.



And so Alice and Yuri retire for the evening. At least, until...


New Music: Sweet Pillows




They asleep?
Looks like it!


Music: Sea - Highnoon Fish




Quietly, now, or Granny Mayor’s gonna kill us!
Nah, she ain’t getting’ a chance, ya little turds.

Alice and Yuri rise off the floor.



Yikes! They’re NOT asleep!
Y-You tricked us!!



And maybe wait more than like 90 seconds before sneaking back in? Maybe the girl can pass out in that time.
...
But that’s a little quick for most folks to fall asleep, dumbasses.

You’re finally ready to show yourselves for who you really are? Huh? Little goblin brats!
Darn! If we let you get away, everyone’ll get mad and then they’ll eat us up! And if we DON’T let you get away, they’ll know we tried to sneak a taste, so they’ll eat us anyway!
If we’re gonna get eaten no matter what, I at least wanna taste the girl! Lemme have the girl!
Hah! Tough luck, kids! If anyone’s going to eat her, it’s me!

I thought you said you were going to knock that off?
Look, it sounded better in my head, OK?

Ooh, you’re so bad!
We’ll kill you!!




Music: Brain Hopper




And so the twins reveal their true form – Hellcats! Which seem to be barely stronger than a normal human ten year old so the transformation won’t really help them. They’ve only got 45 HP each.





Either of Yuri’s Fusions is enough to completely destroy one of the twins in just a single combo or two. The Hellcats are Light element and since we’ll be sorting them out with physical attacks, Raging Tiger is the better choice since it’s slightly stronger physically and won’t take as much damage from their magical attacks.





Exorcist Arrow are the Hellcat’s only offensive ability. It only does around 8-10 HP worth of damage, but the twins will each do an Exorcist Arrow in succession. Unless we make one of ‘em stop breathing first... Then it becomes significantly harder for ‘em to double up on the damage.





Alice doesn’t have much to do during this fight. She can whoop one of the twins over the head with her bible which might be enough to take ‘em down with Yuri’s next attack. But it’s not a big contribution. She can also heal if the twins decide to exclusively target one of our characters and the damage mounts up, especially on Alice with her still quite low overall HP. But it’s hardly necessary.





Turns out beating the poo poo out of children is exceedingly easy. Who’d a thunk?





We get a modest reward of EXP for our troubles. Also bosses and mini-bosses count for multiple ticks on the Soul Energy meter. Each Hellcat added +2 Light element. Unlike Malice, any additions to these meters at the end of battles are welcome.


Music: Destruction - Noise of Fangs




He’s not human!!
You’d just get the runs if you ate us, anyway! Got it, fools?
BARF!! <dies>



The two children fade away, indicating they are very permanently dead. That’s not just a demon thing. For some reason in Shadow Hearts, all characters who are actually dead will fade away like a Jedi whether they’re human or demon. That said, I’m glad we got the traditional LP child murder out of the way early on. I swear I’m not doing this on purpose in games I pick to LP!

Alice goes to the door and looks around outside.



Oh? So the whole town’s decided to show their true selves, have they?

The pair head outside.



Welp... This escalated quickly. Tune in next time as Yuri and Alice explore Zhaoyang Village Helltown, China as Shadow Hearts continues!






Video: Episode 6 Highlight Reel
(Worth watching just to see those children’s run cycle and dancing cat spell casting.)

The Dark Id fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jun 28, 2018

TalkLittle
Jun 23, 2004

The Dark Id posted:


New Music: Sea - Highnoon Fish
(Kind of an odd track name for a landlocked town in the middle of the night.)

Nice music. Sounds like a track straight out of Chrono Cross. For example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boV_pFWNGM4

Shitenshi
Mar 12, 2013
At first you'd think this is a cannibal town with how blatant they are in preparing a boiling pot for Alice, but then one of them casually remarks their new tutelary deity allows them to turn into humans now. So demons being demons, just business as usual, and not worth freaking out about. A step above from dealing with the giant spiders in the wilderness given their uh, method of doing things.

Then again, all of the townsfolk remark about a fear of being eaten if they step out of line with the rules. Yup, they're actual cannibals, demons who eat demons, as if that couldn't be more disturbing. But of course demons are right shitheads, so maybe that's a good thing if you really look at it right? Look on the bright side: Given that remark from the "Cow-breast mother" about there not being enough children left behind, these people would get along great with Arioch. They'd be laughing and talking together like good old pals.

The Dark Id posted:

<pulls on another drawer> It appear so.

Also, I just saw this, but on the bestiary update you added for Episode V, not the standalone bestiary update which you fixed, this error went unnoticed.

The Dark Id posted:

I’ll be adding this to end of chapters her on out

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

The Dark Id posted:

The two children fade away, indicating they are very permanently dead. That’s not just a demon thing. For some reason in Shadow Hearts, all characters who are actually dead will fade away like a Jedi whether they’re human or demon. That said, I’m glad we got the traditional LP child murder out of the way early on. I swear I’m not doing this on purpose in games I pick to LP!

Listen, Id, I'm beginning to think you have some deep-seated issues with children at this point. Did a child hurt you at some point in your life, Id? :crossarms:

In all seriousness though I think that says more worrying things about the games you LP than you because yes, it just keeps happening.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


They're just demons pretending to be children. It's fine.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
I also really like how they give each NPC a little description. The fact that many of the ones in this 'town' compare the residents to animals ("Rat-toothed", "Cow-breasted", "Weaselly", etc.), which adds to the demonic vibe.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Do Alice or any other party members ever comment on Yuri's transformations?

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues
I never used an FAQ to know where everything on the ground is, I just rubbed my face on every part of a map and drat the random battles. This practice did not change my entire run and I ended up very nicely levelled up by the end.

This village and its transition into what you see in the last screencap is really what hooked me on this game. It's the perfect amount of unsettling transitioning into hosed up to make you realise this game will be pulling no punches in trying to make you uncomfortable.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
It's great how they don't even bother with the whole finding the village's deep dark secret quest and just have them go "Yeah, we're gonna eatcha." right off the bat.

FeyerbrandX
Oct 9, 2012

Silver Hourglasses are cheap? I'm not up on my Chinese history but didn't they still value Silver more than gold in the early 1900s?

Keldulas
Mar 18, 2009
Given the fact that your LPs include the Cavia line, is the child murder thing really that surprising a trend of your LPs?

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

and this is one of the reasons I like Yuri, he doesn't miss the extremely obvious cannibal cues and was 'Okay you know what, let's just beat them up and leave'

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Robindaybird posted:

and this is one of the reasons I like Yuri, he doesn't miss the extremely obvious cannibal cues and was 'Okay you know what, let's just beat them up and leave'

I'm pretty sure this was his plan from the second he heard the voice trying to warn him.

He mentioned he's 'never bored' because it always leads him to stuff to punch in the face, after all.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
I like to think the items we pick up are an uneven mix of actually magical stuff and fraudulent baubles that somehow work thanks to arcane shenanigans.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
If you believe this snorting this plastic hourglass filled with lead shavings will make you faster, you will go faster

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Night10194 posted:

I'm pretty sure this was his plan from the second he heard the voice trying to warn him.

He mentioned he's 'never bored' because it always leads him to stuff to punch in the face, after all.

Yep, from what I can tell Yuri's plan was basically:

-Go inside and mooch off of the locals.
-Figure out who you have to punch. (Optional Step)
-Punch everybody anyway once they inevitably try to kill you.
-Profit.

EagerSleeper
Feb 3, 2010

by R. Guyovich
That certainly is a lot of body parts on the ground.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Dr. Snark posted:

Yep, from what I can tell Yuri's plan was basically:

-Go inside and mooch off of the locals.
-Figure out who you have to punch. (Optional Step)
-Punch everybody anyway once they inevitably try to kill you.
-Profit.

If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid!

Shitenshi
Mar 12, 2013
Maybe going into the cursed village was a way to see if he was forced to obey the voice, or if he could be flexible and bend the rules. I'm starting to think if it was the former, that he'd start punching himself in the head until things went his way. Makes sense given the whole schtick about going into your inner psyche to fight literal demons.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I think Yuri just really likes punching poo poo.

Melomane Mallet
Oct 11, 2012

I'm bad; I'm just not born that way.

quote:

Berserk – Result of Sanity being depleted. Character will attack allies like in Confusion and also cast curative spells/use consumable items on enemies. A major problem that needs to be avoided/immediately addressed. Also prone to being stuck on boats for absurd lengths of time and can lead to the dreaded “hiatus” status effect if not cured.

:golfclap: Miuraaaaaaa....

HR12345
Nov 19, 2012
Is there any chance Edward just went around teaching people how to punch things after Koudelka? Like he was Yuri’s teacher.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

HR12345 posted:

Is there any chance Edward just went around teaching people how to punch things after Koudelka? Like he was Yuri’s teacher.

Possibly, but he mostly wrote books, baroned, and grew a moustache. And punched nazis.

berryjon
May 30, 2011

I have an invasion to go to.
Something I find funny only after going back at the game. Yuri punches things when they are an enemy, but he kicks when he's trying to fix/damage something. It's a neat touch.

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


This is kind of bonkers.

I think I actually kind of like Yuri.

Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

Mazed posted:

This is kind of bonkers.

I think I actually kind of like Yuri.

Yuri knows what he wants from life: punching evil in the face. If it doesn't work, transform and punch harder.

DanielCross
Aug 16, 2013
I adore that he gets right to the looting. This probably isn't even his first cannibal demon village.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
The relaxing music really adds to the eerie atmosphere of the dark village of nonchalantly evil cannibal monsters.

A fitting starting town for this game, really.

Spermando
Jun 13, 2009

TalkLittle posted:

Nice music. Sounds like a track straight out of Chrono Cross. For example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boV_pFWNGM4

Yasunori Mitsuda did a few tracks for this game, so no surprise.

MythosDragon
Jan 3, 2016

Today is actually this game's 17th anniversary.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Ha, in some nice timing, apparently Shadow Hearts was first released today. happy birthday weird game

e:fb

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.

TalkLittle posted:

Nice music. Sounds like a track straight out of Chrono Cross.

Glad i'm not the only one who thought this.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



The Dark Id posted:

Since any rural town just loves it when outsides roll in

There is rarely an indication an item is anyone out in the world.

In case someone gets hit with Paralysis, we can just wing a hair ornament at their head and sort that out.

No matter how many times I go through labor, there never ends up being any babies left...

Sorry, can’t hear you. Busy going to go give an rear end kicking.

...And I don’t think you want any Solaris Meat Sandwiches from around here.

Outsiders, anywhere, fling (though I guess wing kinda works as a pun).

Not sure about the last three. "Ends up being babies" may or may not be a transcription error.

You might have meant Soylent rather than Solaris, or I might be missing a reference.

DanielCross
Aug 16, 2013
Solaris is a Xenogears reference, another game Id LP'd.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



DanielCross posted:

Solaris is a Xenogears reference, another game Id LP'd.
Oh yeah, rear end in a top hat doctor sandwiches. Makes sense.

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May 31, 2006

Xander77 posted:

Oh yeah, rear end in a top hat doctor sandwiches. Makes sense.

for those who have not played/read ids excellent lp of xenogears: said event is noteworthy for how totally out of nowhere, and totally disconnected to everything else it is

just "we can get food from the Soylent System"
"it turns out the Soylent System is people"
"gently caress you anyway here have three separate hour long plotdumps in swift succession"

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