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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you can look it up if you dont believe me

life is s lie

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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Puts on detective hat and gets a magnifying glass

Do you know what "per serving" means? Perhaps you have noticed the big can has several "servings."

Solved

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I'll put my big beefaroni in your can, OP. :wink:

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Why did they stop making the tortellini? loving assholes.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Blazing Ownager posted:

Puts on detective hat and gets a magnifying glass

Do you know what "per serving" means? Perhaps you have noticed the big can has several "servings."

Solved

Username/post combo

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
a cursory googling suggests they both have a serving size of 1 cup with 250 calories :confused:

Blazing Ownager I don't want to step on your toes but we're talking about a can of beefaroni and a can of big beefaroni, not a can of beefaroni and a big can of beefaroni

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I trust you op. I’m not even gonna look it up, I’m just going to integrate this FACT into my everyday life

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

is it the beef that is bigger or the aroni?

maybe it's both?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

big nipples big life posted:

is it the beef that is bigger or the aroni?

maybe it's both?
my thoughts are that the big roni are bigger volume wise and dont pack as neatly as the regular roni into the can

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Canned pasta is trash and OP should be ashamed of his knowledge of it.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

but neither has fewer calories than no cans of beefaroni

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

Canned pasta is trash and OP should be ashamed of his knowledge of it.

Have you never gazed longingly into the thousandfold cartoony eyes of a can of spaghettios, you dry-hearted abomination

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

someone post that meme of pepe saucepan cucks but also eat directly out of can

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
GET BEEFY OP!!!!

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Spaghetti Os with hot dogs are the supreme can pasta.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I think I would vomit if somebody opened a can of spaghettios near me. I ate way too much of that poo poo as a child.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Stevie Lee posted:

I think I would vomit if somebody opened a can of spaghettios near me. I ate way too much of that poo poo as a child.

Is it all still in there or something? Poop, duder

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I mean, you also have to mix sardines in with the 'dogs and 'Os.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My mom loved me enough to not serve me canned soggy pasta :shrug: Sorry for your lot.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
WHO HAS BEEN HIDING THIS INFO FROM US

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Is it all still in there or something? Poop, duder

no, I'd be puking sadness

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hustlin Floh posted:

WHO HAS BEEN HIDING THIS INFO FROM US
N.ever
A.
S.traight
A.nswer

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Maybe the lower calorie count is due to the larger beefaroni noodles having less surface area per unit while simultaneously taking up more space inside the can, so you're getting less pasta mass per can (the lion's share of the calories in beefaroni, I'm guessing).

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

N.ever
A.
S.traight
A.nswer

:stare:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm here and EXTREMELY beefy, my dudes.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

are you saying regular beefaroni doesnt come in a can?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Big Beef City posted:

I'm here and EXTREMELY beefy, my dudes.

nice

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I'll put my big beefaroni in your can, OP. :wink:

how many servings does ur beefaroni feed

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

if it's just the aroni that is bigger should it not be called beefbigaroni?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Beefaroni is the only chef boyardee I still eat on occasion. Sometimes I just want a can of meat sauce and pasta that only takes two minutes to prepare, and that's okay. I've never tried big beefaroni though.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9clTr5knUM
classic

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
Wait, so what do you call pepperoni made out of beef?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

pepperbeefi

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Too bad there’s not any cooked Italian canned pasta. Probably because it always tastes like poo. :shrek:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Beefaroni is the only chef boyardee I still eat on occasion. Sometimes I just want a can of meat sauce and pasta that only takes two minutes to prepare, and that's okay. I've never tried big beefaroni though.

I just wanted you guys to know that I bought a can of big beefaroni today and ate it for lunch because this thread made me curious. It's pretty okay, but I probably won't go out of my way to select it over regular beefaroni.

I hope this helps members of the Something Awful forums make more informed canned pasta purchasing decisions. Namaste.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I saw a six pound can of mini ravioli at the grocery store the other day. No, I didn't buy it.



Also a four pound can of tuna fish bits

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Make op eat 6 pound can of beefaroni

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i will look around for a pair of big cans today

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


numberoneposter posted:

i will look around for a pair of big cans today

:mamacita:

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Thots and Prayers posted:

I saw a six pound can of mini ravioli at the grocery store the other day. No, I didn't buy it.




how do you have a 6 pound beef product in a can at room temp with no preservatives? i think they used some preservatives

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