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Grade from A to F
Humanity is great
Humanity needs to try better next semester
I may need to speak to humanity's parents at the next Parents & Friends meeting
We need to talk about Kevin
Stop
YOU hosed EVERYTHING UP
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schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
THIS THING HERE IS A HIGH QUALITY EXAMPLE OF WHAT YOU'RE VOTING FOR


A = top quality species; would highly recommend for further evolution and sending more useless loving red convertibles into space
B = everything was great until you elected James K Polk as presidnet
C = everything was great until you elected Barack Obama as presidnet
D = everything was great until you decided that infinite growth was possible on a finite planet
E = everything was great until you decided that Elton John's "RocketMan" was somehow better than David Bowie's "Space Oddity"
F = lovely poopy butts + farts; please try to evolve again

schmuckfeatures fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jun 22, 2018

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Take my upvote sir

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
No poll or Goku present.

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
the future of our species may depend on it so VOTE MOTHERFUKAS

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
so far, nobody is voting for Obama. this is like the exact opposite of november 2008

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You forgot the Goku option

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So you have gravely hosed humanity for the last time.

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

So you have gravely hosed humanity for the last time.

i'm trying my best but i'm not a moderator so i can't edit polls. we have to settle for wet butts + farts

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
b for boobs but a for rear end

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
reminder

this is the species you're voting for

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
nice selfie

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
incontrovertibly E

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

yeah reall funny guy. you REAL funny. you wana real selfie well here it is:

:smugdog: :dukedog: :smug:



:smugdog: :dukedog: :smug:

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i'll grade it specifically by the fermi paradox and say we are a sold d-

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

69%

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
You forgot G for Goku

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
:wink:
:wmwink:
:goku:

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
If I post F you're going to think I'm paying my respects

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
See me after class. Wear something that will look good in a pile on my office floor.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvrDKlV2Kw0

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
literally detonate every single nuke simultaneously

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
F- bitch

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
420%

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
The fact that you put a kid that looks retarded instead of a pic of the most retarded person (Trump) makes me vote this thread, and by extension, humanity, a 1.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
There's plastic at the bottom of the Marianas Trench which means we're lower than whale poo poo by miles

On the plus side we taste incredible with all the fat, sugar, booze artificial flavors and preservatives we consume so we'll have a lucrative future as the galaxy's interplanetary delicacy cuisine

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
that kid was prob stung by a bee or something, chill

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I rate humans DD, because they're the only species with sexy titties

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the scale goes from a - z ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- op

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
like yeah, humanity kinda sucks but if the op had been smothered to death in his crib it'd be somewhat better overall

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Who What Now posted:

I rate humans DD, because they're the only species with sexy titties

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
i'm sorry, have 10 of you already awarded A and B ratings to the same motherfuckin species who wrote THIS FUCKIN SONG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt2dxx9yg

Joe Jackson, more like Ho's Spastic Cum

so FUC DIS SPECIES give em an F . mmmmmmhmmm



edit: i did not intend to discriminate against the differently abled with this post. just the very fact that i need to qualify my statement further reinforces the point though so vote F

schmuckfeatures fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Jun 22, 2018

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
A, since by its very nature you have asked an impossibly relative question. Every answer would be correct because what exactly are you grading against?

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

1gnoirents posted:

A, since by its very nature you have asked an impossibly relative question. Every answer would be correct because what exactly are you grading against?

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

like yeah, humanity kinda sucks but if the op had been smothered to death in his crib it'd be somewhat better overall

you're a meany and therefore contribute to humanity's dcline. F

big poopy butt yout prorbaly poop your pants EVERY DAY inf front of the class and I bet nobody sits with you at lunch

(also :regd07: lol :smugdog: )


Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
D

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



i give it a 69/100

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

The fact that you put a kid that looks retarded instead of a pic of the most retarded person (Trump) makes me vote this thread, and by extension, humanity, a 1.

you cant vote 1 on a scale of A to F genius


edit: this is you (the bald guy not the guy with the saxophone)

schmuckfeatures fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Jun 22, 2018

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

a species that has no meaningful outside threats such as natural predators, yet still races towards several potential extinction events despite clear warning. also responsible for the creation of this thread. an objective F rating.

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

Vargs posted:

a species that has no meaningful outside threats such as natural predators, yet still races towards several potential extinction events despite clear warning. also responsible for the creation of this thread. an objective F rating.

top quality response all round; embraces the dismal failure of our stewardship of this planet yet layers such an ethos with a finely broiled parmesan crust of irony. would read post again

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Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
A for arsehole.

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