The fuck does this mean

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Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Uhhh... I think I got an email from somebody who plays video games or something?????

quote:

FROM: TekkenItEasy EnigmaStyle
SUBJECT: subscription

$9.95...but why? I understand the content is worth much more, and keeping the whole suite of an internet place for the wicked isnt cheap, but why? I was excited something special when I stumbled upon the site, but something awful took place. Long story shy, I filled out the registration to the fullest only to spot that $9.95 fee. So my mind concluded that asking you kind and kick rear end peoples if maybe, just maybe a gifted subscriptch might be your response to this plee? I am a Twitch streamer and well known just for my handle "DopefishWoofWoof", but mainly known in the Tekken community (moderator for Cuddle Core, appeared on Rip's MNF and friends with the SoCal gang who are part of Rip's and Aris's circle, known as Mufasa for bieng possibly oldest competing King main at 37, given the name by TIGER MASK and MIC_ATL who are top tier competitors). I think I can bring a small to "Oh poo poo!" amount of internet zombies to your awful treats, and show them some of the "good stuff" the big names do their best to keep their "Internet" what the masses consider the internet. Anyways, if I have failed, then I challenge anyone of you kind and epic peoples to a set of Tekken 7 PS4 My PSN is chodagin. It's a hell of a good game and I'd hate to miss the oppourtunity of missing the "next battle" because I didnt invite. I'll probably end my mother's rememberance speech at her funeral with a "Aaaannd....So who's down for a 1st to 5 set on some Tekk?? Hmmm?" Well, Ladies and Dragons..you all Tekk it easy and remember Shop smart...Shop S-mart

# ? Jun 23, 2018 13:59

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:16

Jim Barris: Aug 13, 2009

I think he's offering to suck your dick for an account. Metaphorically, I mean.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:00

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Send nudes

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:00

Dr. Stab: Sep 12, 2010; 👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

He wants to pay for the forums in fun money.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:02

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

moderator of Cuddle Core

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:02

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

He should know my Ken by now.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:02

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

That was a private message from me to you buddy

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:03

Jihad Me At Hello: Apr 23, 2002; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

In an Italian accent respond with "You Tekkin to me?".

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:05

Tribal Rival: Oct 5, 2008; I am this fiery snail crawling home

Sit down "kids" and grandpa dopefishwoofwoof will get you "ice cream."

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:06

Scrumpie: Jun 20, 2018; by R. Guyovich

Can you translate the message into English pls?

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:07

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

give him a free account, he makes a decent enough case for himself

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:07

Mr. Smile Face Hat: Sep 15, 2003; Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

Long story shy

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:09

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

DopefishWoofWoof is very famous in the tejken twitch community, Lowtax. Let him into this internet place for the wicked, NOW

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:10

Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

I am DopeFishWoofWoof, known as Mufasa to the Tekkenites, moderator to the Cuddle Corps, bringer of "oh shits". I humbly entreat thee to grant upon me the title of forums man. Be swift in your answer for, if roused to anger, I can be a most merciless foe in the arena of PS4 Tekken.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:10

An Ounce of Gold: Jul 13, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

That all made perfect sense to me.

Twitch streamer who wants a free account will bring his spunk and pizazz to our crazy forums with poorly written reference comedy

I say we give him an account! (Not mine)

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:10

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

He�s 37

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:11

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m: Apr 16, 2017; IÍÌÌ° ÍÌ¯ÌÌ«Ì¹Ì¯Ì¤AÒmÍÌºÌ© ÍÌ¬AÌ¡Ì®ÌÌ ÍÍÌ±Ì« KÌ¶eÍgÍ.ÌÌ»Ì±ÌªÍÌ¹Ì

It means instead of offering money, he is offering exposure.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:11

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

I expected that e-mail to end with him saying "like & subscribe"

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:12

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Trying to wrap my head around the fact that this is a grown man one year older than I am, writing in a way that stops just sort of "notice me senpai"

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:12

Peanut Butter: Nov 7, 2011; Wee mannie

I am but a lowly Twitch streamer by trade m'lord, take pity

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:18

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

The only twitch stream I care about is a closeup of my dick while I�m watching the Westminster dog show

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:19

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

ElectricSheep posted:

Trying to wrap my head around the fact that this is a grown man one year older than I am, writing in a way that stops just sort of "notice me senpai"

I challenge kind and epic senpai to Tekken 7

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:20

Vaginal Vagrant: Jan 12, 2007; by R. Guyovich

It means the paywall stops people like this from posting.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:23

Project 2501: Nov 18, 2014

Just imagine SA without the paywall

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:25

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Lowtax posted:

moderator of Cuddle Core

Long story shy

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:28

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

what are oh poo poo internet zombies

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:28

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Why I charge 10bux look I'm a gamer in 2018 when nobody gives a poo poo about gamers anymore. - Some Nerd

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:30

Jim Barris: Aug 13, 2009

So did you meet him on the honorable field of Tekken or not?

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:30

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Cool so Dare ran out of fake credit cards to buy accounts and now he's just emailing you asking for one

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:30

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

He�s willing to post scantily-clad Instagram photos for a free account.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:31

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Leonard J Crabs should email him back and threaten to sue him.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:32

HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

Paywall working as intended

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:34

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

Say that for $20 you�ll auto-approve his account, then permaban him.

I�m assuming �cuddle core� is some furry video game poo poo.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:36

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Lowtax posted:

moderator of Cuddle Core

This New Math poo poo makes no drat sense to me, I ain't huggin' no drat fractions.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:41

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

We need to get him for the big interforum tekken game

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:42

Project 2501: Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/Chodagin

quote:

I had the funniest poo poo just happen. While in a Tekken players live stream we started talking about our past. I told him I dropped out of college because I was smoking too much butt hash,and he googled it with the image tab because he didn't know what it was.

Comedy gold, let him in!
Tear down this wall!

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:43

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Lowtax posted:

Uhhh... I think I got an email from somebody who plays video games or something?????

Don't encourage him, Mr. Tax, this guy is clearly the Tekken version of Dare

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:44

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Can anyone in Rip's and Aris's SoCal gang circle please confirm this guy's rep thx

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:45

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

A King main? Ye gods...

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:45

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:16

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

A 37-year-old who�s a videogame streamer and wrote that instead of paying :10bux:

sounds like a safe bet, definitely.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:49

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