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when they engage in adding another child into God's kingdom? 🤔😇 I've always wondered this.
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yes but only good old-fashioned hymns modern "Christian" music is too worldly
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Jun 23, 2018 22:33
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gas thread ban op
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Jun 23, 2018 22:33
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Atheists have sex to Opiate by Tool.
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Jun 23, 2018 22:48
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nobody really listens to christian music christians just buy it as virtue signaling
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Jun 23, 2018 23:55
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Alan 00X posted:when they engage in adding another child into God's kingdom? 🤔😇 Is this a euphemism for abortion?
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Jun 23, 2018 23:56
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I like a good, gay, rawdog fuckdown with some Christian rock blaring in the background. When I'm just swapping spit, I like a good Amy Grant ballad. While not technically Christian rock, I get really turned anytime Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven on Earth" comes on the radio. It makes me think of global thermonuclear war. Love Rat fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jun 24, 2018 |
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Jun 23, 2018 23:58
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christian music is so boring and vanilla and repetitive. gahhhh. if you are someone who enjoys that genre then you truly are brainwashed. here, enjoy some Laibach https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Meh5BXBdx_A
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Jun 24, 2018 00:05
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what song does a Christain nut to
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Jun 24, 2018 00:05
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:christian music is so boring and vanilla and repetitive. gahhhh. if you are someone who enjoys that genre then you truly are brainwashed. Not to be pedantic, but Laibach (fun as they are) are pretty loving repetitive. Not sure repetition has anything to do with quality. Also, I'd be very shocked if anyone on these forums sincerely liked Christian rawk. Christianity hasn't produced good music since the nineteenth century.
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Jun 24, 2018 00:07
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:christian music is so boring and vanilla and repetitive. gahhhh. if you are someone who enjoys that genre then you truly are brainwashed. Anyone remember back in the day when Creed jumped on the Christian bandwagon and that really loving obnoxious song was EVERYWHERE?
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Jun 24, 2018 00:08
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Blazing Ownager posted:Anyone remember back in the day when Creed jumped on the Christian bandwagon and that really loving obnoxious song was EVERYWHERE? Creed is one Christian band that will definitely have you doubting the existence of a benevolent god.
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Jun 24, 2018 00:08
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Christian rock is a travesty and anyone who likes it dwells in the darkness of aesthetic poverty. Christianity has far better musical traditions and I can't even fathom why contemporary worship music is popular. The good poo poo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkoL-XCwVX0
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Jun 24, 2018 00:16
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With Stryper blaring in the background I jerk off to interracial porn.
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Jun 24, 2018 00:19
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Pulvis Sumus posted:Christian rock is a travesty and anyone who likes it dwells in the darkness of aesthetic poverty. Christianity has far better musical traditions and I can't even fathom why contemporary worship music is popular. No poo poo. We live in a world of Bach and Arvo Part, and people be listening to faux rock and crap (Christian rap).
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Jun 24, 2018 00:20
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OP is allowed to post outside his own thread? Wtf???!!! I thought SA was quarantining this filth to the Alan 00X thread
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Jun 24, 2018 00:22
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If Baby Baby by Amy Grant comes on the radio, I won't change the station.
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Jun 24, 2018 00:25
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Oh look I double posted. How delightful.
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Jun 24, 2018 00:25
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Also, I would bone Amy Grant.
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Jun 24, 2018 01:02
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Alan 00X posted:when they engage in adding another child into God's kingdom? 🤔😇 Catholics will gently caress to any type of music
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Jun 24, 2018 01:44
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Op, stay contained to your own thread. This one sucks even more.
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Jun 24, 2018 01:54
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[quote="Love Rat" post=""485379574."] Christianity hasn't produced good music since the nineteenth century. [/quote] I don't think I've ever agreed with a post more on these here forums
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Jun 24, 2018 01:56
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True Christians live solitary lives
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Jun 24, 2018 02:14
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that'd be pretty fuckin gay if they do
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Jun 24, 2018 02:45
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Music is the devil, as any good Baptist will tell you.
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Jun 24, 2018 02:59
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The Dennis System posted:If Baby Baby by Amy Grant comes on the radio, I won't change the station. Pretty sure Christians refused to buy her most recent Christmas album because it wasn't Christian enough. So now you're going to hell or something.
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Jun 24, 2018 03:06
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Making ugly treacle to own the atheists. Celebrating the glory of the infinite intelligence that designed a universe of unbelievable grandeur with insipid three-minute soft rock hooks.
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Jun 24, 2018 03:21
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Christian music is for Christian parents who want to shelter their kids. They were listening to secular music when they were boning and making those kids.
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Jun 24, 2018 03:41
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We pay for our pews with hymnal rhythms.
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Jun 24, 2018 04:11
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Alan 00X posted:when they engage in adding another child into God's kingdom? 🤔😇 Yes. I think it says somewhere in the Bible that God loves nothing more than to watch his creations fornicate. Hands down its his favorite show.
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Jun 24, 2018 04:17
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jimmyjams posted:what song does a Christain nut to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAMu9cUtIc
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Jun 24, 2018 04:41
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Love Rat posted:Christianity hasn't produced good music since the nineteenth century. White Christianity that is, holy crap this is insanely wrong with black music.
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Grape posted:White Christianity that is, holy crap this is insanely wrong with black music. Sure, gospel and spirituals are fine. Even better was the secular music they gave birth to. I will accept that qualification.
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Jun 24, 2018 05:00
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WatermelonGun posted:True Christians live solitary lives the whole dang gospel is about how you should live communally
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Jun 24, 2018 05:00
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Love Rat posted:Sure, gospel and spirituals are fine. Even better was the secular music they gave birth to. thats a lot of qualification
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Jun 24, 2018 05:30
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Come on I grew up in the midwest, I don't need to see another Christian rock band...
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Jun 24, 2018 05:41
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When I was married and mormon (temple marriage) The quarterly sex usually just had criminal minds in the background or whatever show we were watching. She did play christian music on the piano before or after. But I kept the piano after the divorce.
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Jun 24, 2018 05:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rprf7LEraU4
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Jun 24, 2018 05:49
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I believe this with all my heart: There's at least one good song in every genre but J-pop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCVS_m9Cqhs
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Lmao the people who think there is no good Christian music, Christian side hug is one of the best songs ever written
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