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Froglight
Oct 5, 2010

I want to hear about your inside jokes that are not inherently or universally funny, but make you and your friends laugh harder than anything else.

Modern American country singers are actually bound by the British Articles of War, specifically the naval ones around 1805. They loving hate Napoleon more than anything on this planet.

I once watched Brad Paisley give Dierks Bentley 15 lashes tied to the mainmast for a failure to salute. It was hosed up.

I was at a Jason Aldean concert, having a good time, tapping my foot to a reliably skillful performance of 'Dirt Road Anthem' when suddenly Aldean spotted a heavy French galleon, riding low in the water; surely heavily loaded with silks and spices from orient. He stopped singing and cried 'Beat to quarters!'
I had a half full bud light in my hand which i immediately cast down into the dirt and rushed to man my position as sponger on the third starboard cannon.

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