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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Odd fact: Sting wrote Every Breath You Take at Fleming's writing desk while vacationing at the Goldeneye estate in 1982.

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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

sebmojo posted:

Fleming just really hated octopuses

Octopodes

The answer is that if sharks or barracuda attacked him it would be a much shorter book / you gotta build up to the sharks

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

sebmojo posted:

yeah, it's mons veneris that's the pubic mound, i thought that too. Mount of venus is a palmistry thing.

yeah, that reads to me like a dodge past the censors type thing.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

chitoryu12 posted:

Before we continue on with Dr. No's story, let's talk about his progenitor: Fu Manchu.

Ironically, Rohmer would die in 1959 from an Asian flu strain.

That's almost enough to make me believe in a just god.

I'll repost an old post of mine on the good doctor:

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I don't know if this is what you're asking for, but the original Fu Manchu books are a bizarre read because they're so wildly racist that by modern standards . . . well, Fu Manchu is basically so much smarter than the protagonists that the only way they ever beat him is by relying on his "inscrutable Oriental honor" to deceive him into bargains that Our Heroes then betray. All his plots involve mysterious, nefarious drugs like "indian hemp, cannabis indica". The actual protagonists are literal Aryan heroes. With every book the racism gets more and more extreme; in one volume they're protecting a Father Coughlin surrogate. Fu Manchu's main motivation is that he's a Chinese nationalist agent trying to fight off western imperialist spies.

By the end of the series -- in a volume written in 1939 -- Fu Manchu's evil plot is literally that he's trying to assassinate Hitler to prevent World War II and Our Protagonists are trying to stop him so there will be a glorious war to preserve the White Race.

It's all written non-ironically; they're horribly, horribly racist; but they're really bizarre and interesting reads to a modern reader because the effect is completely, utterly opposite from what the author intended. It really takes almost no time before you're actively cheering Fu Manchu.

It's especially funny watching the Indiana Jones movies after reading the Fu Manchu books because Lucas basically just rewrote fu manchu except this time the Nazis were the villains instead of the heroes -- Handsome American Archaeologist vs the Nazis instead of Handsome Aryan Archaeologist vs the Chinese.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

sniper4625 posted:

Well worth it, this thread is great.

Yup.

When you're done with the oeuvre let me know and I'll goldmine.

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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
I'll be moving this to goldmine. Thanks chitoryu!

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