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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









This thread is for posting dumb prepper and TACTICAL garbage from all over the internet. This is also a spot to dump whatever hillbilly gun nut crap you want as well. What is "tacticool"?









Try to limit image dumps to 5 images please, cuz it gets ugly. Get postin'.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008










The wolf comb looks like he's gumming a cob of corn

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Raldikuk posted:

Nothing like some recoil to the jaw to spice up the morning

No see there is a bipod on the wall so he's good

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008










Oh, cool. Thanks goon, I'll close this one.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









lofi posted:

I love the attacker in all these vids is always so polite, just kinda grabs you and holds on while you deploy your SECRET WEAPON.



Six, count em, SIX crosses!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Besesoth posted:

It's the / name for a fuller, which is a groove cut or pounded into a blade to make it lighter without sacrificing strength. Tacticool types call it a "blood groove" because they think it's totally sick that their weapon makes their victims bleed more. It doesn't actually do that.

Right, it let's the blood flow out of the wound easier so it doesn't cause a vacuum and get your knife stuck, duh

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Just lol at that scrub tier knife with no sight rails.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Aphrodite posted:

Ultimately that's still an axe and a pick though which is useful to have around I guess, especially if you're dual specced mining and forestry.

If you stand right at the edge of a forest and mountain biome, you can just swing it back and forth to mine stone and chop wood at the same time

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Dreddout posted:

I think we've already found a thread title

PYF Tacticool Bullshit: What a feeling that will be to experience

I actually don't know how to change a thread title!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









im pooping! posted:

so idgi, they are polarized?

Yes

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









My EDC is just a 1.5 foot long piece of rebar tucked into my knee high sock

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Iron Crowned posted:

So, does a tactical athletic cup exist?

The NuttyBuddy ballistic cup.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Jeremy_X posted:

prison purse

I, too, find humor in men being raped in prison.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









chitoryu12 posted:

It’s a contraband joke, not a rape joke.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Jeremy_X posted:

Misunderstandings are such a pain in the rear end aren't they

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Pirate Radar posted:

No, the highlight of the first one is definitely the 33-round mag. Where on your body do you hide that?

In, not on.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Six-Of-Hearts posted:



This motherfucker aint goin to no Valhalla without some spray chrome for his teeth.

That's not mace, it's chrome spray paint

Edit: it's actually neither it's a magazine wtf was I looking at

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









I'm all the plainly photoshopped gear

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Thank you, friend!


E: So where did these tactibros take the term "operator" from?

Delta Force personnel are called "Operators", and they are the qunitisential badass commando archetype. The military at large has started using "operator" as a coloqialism for any special operations guys.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









It looks like the clip stays on your waistband, and you pull the magazine upwards out of it

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Spring loaded knife in my girdle pointing inwards that triggers when i poo poo myself and thrusts into my guts

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008










That Iron Cross wrist band with winged skulls tho

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









the gun extends the range of a throwing axe. you throw it it and then shoot it to make it fly further

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Biplane posted:

Baba Yaga is a witch with a chickenfoot hut but shes also fairly fuckin sick re: killing and just ruining people out of the darkness.

Plus, sometimes she ends up helping you and you have NO idea why

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









bony tony posted:

Prime targets for keying molotovs and then follow up cop murder

Fify

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









muscles like this! posted:

Probably a flashlight. For some reason "tactical" flashlights all have a spikey cover.

Do you know what an apple corer looks like?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Iron Crowned posted:

Judge Dredd is actually a good guy though, so it doesn't work for cops

Yeah, he isn't a literal demon that kills millions of people because "all life is a crime", so I suppose in his setting, yes, he is a good guy. The bar is really low though.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









22 Eargesplitten posted:

This is from way on the first page, but I actually kind of like this. Because of the bottle opener. I can never find one when I need one.

Just lol if you don't have Enrique pop your bottles open with his abs.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Zil posted:

That or it has a hole for his actual top knot to be pulled through

That's plainly yarn, and you're kidding yourself if you think that man is anything but balding.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh wait what about ammunition for his two guns?

He doesnt need extra because he will get a headshot with every round

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008










The "I'm Going to Shoot Up a Yoga Studio" starter kit

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









PYF Tacticool Bullshit: I Only Carry It On Formal Occasions

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