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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Shouldnt there be three wolf hair pick things?

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."










Saw a punisher skull sticker covering the hood of a Smart Four-Two today.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Now put a laser sight on it so you can more efficiently zero in on donuts.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Heath posted:

Upgrade your VR headset Tacti-visor to give you Terminator vision to identify the jelly filled ones

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Just lol at that scrub tier knife with no sight rails.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."








Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Six, count em, SIX crosses!

7. The handle, blade and guard form one.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Is posting basically everything from Cold Steel cheating or..?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






I get that, but then there's stuff like:

Cold Steel posted:

The Cold Steel Trench Hawk features a sharp cutting edge and wedge-style spike, offering numerous tactical “options” for our nation’s modern warriors.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."











Ol' Phil is just full of good advice


Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."







Is this the gun that the terminator asks for in the first movie?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Do i applaud or take your lunch money? Im not sure how this works.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Death Panel Czar posted:

There was that one time Trump's evil Penn Jillette clone talked with Recoil magazine about his EDC.

I'd rip into it but the article Here’s What It Looks Like When Your EDC List Is A Cry For Help is way funnier.

That article linked to this https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/ and its a goldmine of terrible. Most of them have age/gender/profession listed.

like this gem:

M/36/Office Worker

I'd like to think its a joke post, but this is 2018, the dumbest of timelines.

Pretty sure this is a Bingo


23/M/NOC Engineer


This particular gallery is early 20s IT Nerds dot jay peg.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."







A bunch of years ago, i had a friend who worked at one of those sunglasses huts in a mall that sold the knockoff Oakley M frames with the rainbowy mirror finish like the ones in that video. Everyone that worked there had this ongoing game of "sell these fuckers to white-trash with mullets". They HAD to have a mullet or it didn't count.
Scoring went something like:
Suggest they try them on = 10 points
They actually try them on = 20 points
They buy them = 50 points
Not being able to keep a straight face cost you your points for that round.
This was the early 2000s in a lovely little town just south of the Wisconsin border, and the tally sheet they kept was impressive.

chitoryu12 posted:

EDC is really a useful thing to do, but so many of these guys seem like they’re preparing for nothing but Die Hard scenarios. They only have enough medical supplies on them for treating one injury at best and no tools.

They want any excuse to fill Zimmerman's shoes.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Take a good guess what this jag-off is looking forward to in life:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






ahem. Thats a TACTICAL bottle opener, tyvm. Did you not notice the finish and belt clip?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."








The moron labia, key chain/bottle opener thing really ties it together.

And as always, friends...... Stay. Tactical.



"Low Pro Operator EDC Kit"

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Not applicable to the goober carrying it, likely.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."








This motherfucker aint goin to no Valhalla without some spray chrome for his teeth.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






It was a (dumb) play on "Molon Labe".

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






chitoryu12 posted:

Moron Label

Thank you, friend!


E: So where did these tactibros take the term "operator" from?

Queen-Of-Hearts has a new favorite as of 02:50 on Jul 4, 2018

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






It makes it even better that they shopped that crap in because they thought its cool and or "necessary".

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Delta Force personnel are called "Operators", and they are the qunitisential badass commando archetype. The military at large has started using "operator" as a coloqialism for any special operations guys.

So when tactical cosplay chuds refer to themselves as "operators", is it stolen valor or cultural appropriation?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Thats why you keep one specifically for Seppuku.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Bar Crow posted:

It’s buying an identity.

So the answer is "Yes".

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






It fits with their general theme then.
Good on them for consistency.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






BLAZE



OPS

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






I'm the Tactical Robot Penis


Either one.

e: Also loving lol at that knife. Just get good at the gun and you don't need the knife made specifically for stabbing motherfuckers.

Queen-Of-Hearts has a new favorite as of 00:25 on Jul 12, 2018

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






The majority of the ones ive seen with labels are from mid 20s to 30s males in IT.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Tactical Vaping, BINCH!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






"EDC Chicago Police Officer"

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






"35/m Real Estate Developer"

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






There's a sprinter van around here for some plumbing repair place with a huge sticker on the back doors of the star spangled Punisher skull with CHRIS KYLE AMERICAN SNIPER and his birth and death years.
Thanks for the heads up so i don't call you!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






twistedmentat posted:

I know cops in the US are hosed up, but driving around with loving skulls on the cop cars is just another level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






twistedmentat posted:

Cop A: Check out the badass skulls on our cruisers
Cop B: Skulls are fuckin' badass, bro
Cop A: gently caress yeah they are
Cop B: *turn to page 2 for cop B's bodycam to be turned off*
Cop A: *turn to page 3 for cop A shooting a minority and facing no consequences*

Queen-Of-Hearts has a new favorite as of 17:38 on Jul 15, 2018

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Yeah that Cyberpunk image is firmly "Wrong Thread".

Perestroika posted:

What's that folded up piece of paper on the center right? It's probably something completely inane like a pocket constitution, isn't it?

My guess is FIELD NOTES extended edition.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






The most unrealistic part about Sense8 was that Will doesn't instinctively try to shoot Capheus at first sight.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






I vaguely recall a bunch of neo-nazis publicly latching on to the Punisher series on Netflix, implying he would side with them or something ridiculous (lol) and the actor who plays Frank Castle was like "Yo, I'm Jewish, you loving morons."
Chuds enthusiastically embracing someone as their hero, who is expressly presented as The Bad Guy is one of the better self-owns.

My only exposure to the Punisher is foggy memories from the comics as a child in the 80s, and then Netflix's Daredevil and The Punisher. My reading was basically: You can feel sympathy for what happened to him and his family, he sometimes does heroic things, but holy fricking Christ he is vividly portrayed as a monster and not a good guy/hero.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Farm N' Fleet may have useful stuff sometimes but its still a hellscape of redneckery which apparently includes Tactical Floor Mats for your ve-hicle.
Because OF COURSE they make chris kyle floor mats and poo poo.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."







I'm the tactical sounding rod with a leather holster.

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