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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

That article linked to this https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/ and its a goldmine of terrible. Most of them have age/gender/profession listed.

like this gem:

M/36/Office Worker

I'd like to think its a joke post, but this is 2018, the dumbest of timelines.
I guess you never know when Johnny Ringo might challenge you to a duel.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


I don't think they have a name in the UK, so I'd like to suggest "Twat Markers."

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


chitoryu12 posted:

The article misread the picture. He says one gun OR the other. Hes not carrying two at once.

And I've got to disagree with his "Just get a Gerber" assertion. Gerber are loving poo poo these days. Get a Swiss Army Knife. Not tacticool, but practical.

Jeremy_X posted:

You strip naked as fast as you can, insert the knife into your rear end, whip around and charge the enemy. Give 'em the ol' pokey pooper. Works every time.

:nws: 'cos it's Oglaf: https://www.oglaf.com/haft/

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


Just a thought, but if I carried a concealed weapon because I was afraid of someone shooting up the office, I'd keep loving quiet about it. Last thing I want is Bill from Accounting loading mags for AR-15 and thinking "Today's the day. Better start with Sunswipe, because that fucker never shuts up about how he's got three guns and a bulletproof briefcase."

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


Just lol if you don't have spare magazines in automated reloading mechanisms on your arms.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


Chillbro Baggins posted:

Again, get a Swiss Army knife. Even the most basic bigger-than-keychain model has a bottle opener. Or if you don't/can't have the most utilitarian of knives, plenty of places give these out with their logo on, I have six or so kicking around.


Leatherman make a few multitools without blades: https://www.leatherman.com/tsa

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


Those assholes really do just cargo cult anything they perceive as "manly." One day, they're going to get the idea that being shot is manly and solve a lot of problems for us.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


The Moon Monster posted:

So


I still have no idea what these things actually do.

Jewellery for men too insecure to just wear necklaces.

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