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Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

Death Panel Czar posted:

There was that one time Trump's evil Penn Jillette clone talked with Recoil magazine about his EDC.

I'd rip into it but the article Here’s What It Looks Like When Your EDC List Is A Cry For Help is way funnier.

I actually have that same gun. The S&W 9mm. Mine is even stupider than that one too, being a fake carbon fiber finish. I like the way it looks and it only ever comes out at the range.

I don't carry anything other than a folding knife and a keychain flashlight on me. I do however have a bag with some first aid poo poo, a firestarter, rope, tools and a change of clothes in my car. Be prepared is what my inner boyscout says.

I'm guilty of thinking some of this poo poo is cool though. Not cool enough that I'd festoon myself with tactical hatchets and weird knives and poo poo. Some of it would be neat to have camping or just to look cool at the range. I dunno. Guess I got a little of the tacticool douchery in me.

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Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I, too, find humor in men being raped in prison.

I was laughing the whole time I was being prison raped. They shoved an axe handle up my rear end and then I went full force axe murder with the axe in my rear end you smug gently caress.

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

Jerry Cotton posted:

Doesn't really matter since in blind tests no cigar aficionado would ever be able to discern between a supposedly good cigar and a nice big turd. Just close your eyes man.

There's a difference. A guy at work used to smoke these cheapo cigars that smelled like someone doused a trash fire with cat piss. Expensive ones just smell like a burning pallet. Either way, cigars are loving nasty.

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