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Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


flerp posted:

anyways ##vote moat because of course

Rude af

GeneX posted:

I'm good at lying.

I'm bad at putting in effort and finding scum.

This but both things are bad

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Max
Nov 30, 2002



Anpu posted:

I encourage everyone to answer my questions.

No.

Anpu
Jun 26, 2018

I have opened your two eyes. I have opened your mouth with the instruments of Anpu...


Do you have something to hide?

Do you have nothing to gain?

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Anpu posted:

Do you have something to hide?

Do you have nothing to gain?

I just don't remember the questions.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Anpu posted:

Do you have something to hide?

Do you have nothing to gain?

I have a question for you

Is the instrument of anpu a speculum

Anpu
Jun 26, 2018

I have opened your two eyes. I have opened your mouth with the instruments of Anpu...

Moatillata posted:

I have a question for you

Is the instrument of anpu a speculum

Itís an adze and a peseshkaf.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


GeneX posted:

Paranoid Gun Owner: anyone who visits them dies.

AS isn't actually a pgo deathmiller, though

##vote MurmurTwin

This is a good move

Mmt tell me why you're not scum right now and.maybe I won't vote you

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



Who wants to get in on some scorpion fighting from that picture in the OP? The fuzz won't keep us from gambling. Let's alleviate the boredom of D1 and play a content game:

1. Challenge a player you think is scum and vote for them.
2. Name your critter. Must be pronounceable in english, A-Z letters only. You can also tell us what kind of critter it is for flavor but only the name MATTERS.
3. Make a wager. Everyone has $100. Min bet $10, max $50.
4. The person you challenged must accept and name their own critter. If they have less $$$ than you wagered, the wager will be adjusted to their all-in. They don't have to omgus vote you back unless they want to.

I have a deterministic way of calculating critter power based on their names. If a critter has much more power than the other, they will win and kill it. The dead critter can't be used anymore. Fortunately there are lots of scorpions in Rossetia so losers can just pick new critters for future fights. If the power level is close, the loser will not die and can be used again.

Whoever has the most $$$ from playing my stupid game at the end of the game day will earn something cool! It may or may not be part of this game.

Example:

winvirus challenges Lumpen to fight his scorpion "Nancy" and wagers $20. He votes him.
Lumpen accepts and sends "Banker" into the fighting pit.
I announce that Banker has killed Nancy! Lumpen has $120, winvirus has $80.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


Moatillata posted:

This is a good move

Mmt tell me why you're not scum right now and.maybe I won't vote you

My role is basically me IRL, I'll leave it up to you to determine my alignment from that.

Anpu posted:

What do you think are your greatest weaknesses playing mafia?

What would you say are your strengths as a player?

I tunnel people a lot, sometimes obnoxiously, and it's really obvious when I'm scum because I can't think of anything to say.

I'm not sure which answer goes to which question.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



Also since I can't play in my own game I will ##vote flerp

Also an addendum to my rules is that any player that has a live critter will auto accept challenges.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

##vote Slamburger

$30 on Barry Longshoes Johnson, if one name Longshoes

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

Slamburger posted:

Also since I can't play in my own game I will ##vote flerp

Also an addendum to my rules is that any player that has a live critter will auto accept challenges.

Hmmm fine

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

##unvote
##vote flerp

$30 on Barry Longshoes Johnson, if one name Longshoes

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008



lovin these flerp votes.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


##unvote

##vote moat


$50

I send Mr. Fluffums into battle against whatever inferior being Moat has

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

I mean really I think slam looks worse, but if he's too chicken to toss his own scorp in

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008



IcePhoenix posted:

##unvote

##vote moat


$50

I send Mr. Fluffums into battle against whatever inferior being Moat has

Iceman scared to bus his scumbro flerp this early, throws out a fake vote for moat. What could go wrong.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Anomalous Amalgam posted:

I mean really I think slam looks worse, but if he's too chicken to toss his own scorp in

I was actually going to challenge slam but then he chickened out

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



Anomalous Amalgam posted:

I mean really I think slam looks worse, but if he's too chicken to toss his own scorp in

Its not that I don't want to play, its just that I made up the rules for how things win or lose so I could pick a name with extremely high power and basically control the outcome. But I'll pick a name from a random RPG namegen and let's see what happens!

I accept your challenge and bring the spider "Kakruul" to the pits:

Kakruul has defeated Longshoes!

AA has $70

flerp
Feb 25, 2014


what the gently caress

Max
Nov 30, 2002



I don't understand this and I am scared of things I don't understand ##unvote
##vote Slamburger

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


IcePhoenix posted:

##unvote

##vote moat


$50

I send Mr. Fluffums into battle against whatever inferior being Moat has

I am suspicious of this content game

Also you cling to me like a life preserver

HOWEVER

I am a good sport and send my beautiful boy Caleb into battle against you

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

Is this...bird costume...really necessary?



A scorpion fight, is it? Well, let's see Max put up his best creature. I got this beaut right here named Gerrard.

##vote Max

C'mon, Max. Don't be a buzzkill. Live a little.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

Is this...bird costume...really necessary?



Oh, let's put... twenty and five on Gerrard. Why not.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014


im not here to have fun

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Also im betting it all because I am a degenerate gambler

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Moatillata posted:

Also im betting it all because I am a degenerate gambler

I would have too but he said max of $50

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Also it's less that I'm clinging to you and more that I'm too lazy to actually change my vote

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



IcePhoenix: Mr. Fluffums
Moat: Caleb

Wager: $50 (set by challenger)

Mr. Fluffums kills Caleb!

IP has $150
Moat has $50

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


IcePhoenix posted:

I would have too but he said max of $50

gently caress the rules

Who follows the rules unless they're a narc

At least i watched max down every drug in existence

##unvote

##vote ice ice phoenix

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Slamburger posted:

IcePhoenix: Mr. Fluffums
Moat: Caleb

Wager: $50 (set by challenger)

Mr. Fluffums kills Caleb!

IP has $150
Moat has $50

My beautiful boy

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008



wanna battle flerp

name: Zane
$100

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

##unvote
##vote IcePhoenix

$20 Longshoes versus Mr. Fluffums

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Anomalous Amalgam posted:

##unvote
##vote IcePhoenix

$20 Longshoes versus Mr. Fluffums

what kind of pansy bet is this

flerp
Feb 25, 2014


b-minus1 posted:

wanna battle flerp

name: Zane
$100

im gonna punch your stupid pet in the face

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

IcePhoenix posted:

what kind of pansy bet is this

A safe bet, Longshoes has a day filled with murder, and if he gets murdered, then Tiny Ties McGee, his 3rd removed scorpid cousin needs to replace him.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

A safe bet, Longshoes has a day filled with murder, and if he gets murdered, then Tiny Ties McGee, his 3rd removed scorpid cousin needs to replace him.

Sofia claps excitedly as she watches her "pony" clack its pincers in anticipation of a good bloodletting.

"Those GMV nerds really are missing out, what's the harm in this?!"

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



AA: Longshoes
IcePhoenix: Mr. Fluffums

Wager: $20

Mr. Fluffums narrowly defeats Longshoes!

IP has $170
AA has $50

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



Also, you can replace your critter even if it hasn't died. No need to stick with a loser.

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b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008



scumburger rigging the games so his scumbuddies take all of our cash. i call shenanigans

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