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-a microwave so bad that it makes your food cold -a knife so dull that it un-cuts your food, or whatever object you may be using the knife with -a clown that is so bad at being funny that it causes you to "anti-laugh" -a nun that is actually satan -a video game that isn't a video game -a magnet that doesn't work -the color white that is labeled "red" enjoy your day 
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Board game more like bored game haha
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A fly with no wings so it's a 'walk' A woodpecker with a headache A giraffe with a sore throat trying to out-complain an elephant with a sinus infection (the rat with blue balls is off in the corner laughing where a panda tries to meditate) Bumper cars with airbags A punching bag that sues you for assault every time you hit it A movie theater that sprays laughing gas during the funny parts of a comedy and dices a bunch of onions during the sad parts of dramas 3 Slinkies rolling down an up escalator numbered 1, 2 and 4 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 28, 2018 17:54
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-any thing or situation that is obviously wrong or opposite of what you'd expect, but in a inconsequential way where you can shrug off any negative impact that has been done to you or to others |
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Jun 28, 2018 18:23
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Good Sphere posted:-any thing or situation that is obviously wrong or opposite of what you'd expect, but in a inconsequential way where you can shrug off any negative impact that has been done to you or to others Murphy's Law but Murphy is a leprechuan https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 28, 2018 18:37
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a thing (but not the thing you were thinking of) |
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Jun 28, 2018 23:07
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a quote so empty it fills your heart |
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Jun 28, 2018 23:10
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Olive! posted:a thing (but not the thing you were thinking of) 
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Jun 28, 2018 23:11
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a thought in your mind you thought was true, but is actually false - LOL April FOOLS! |
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Jun 28, 2018 23:12
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 until we allow him to post we have no idea
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Jun 28, 2018 23:13
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Good Sphere posted:a thought in your mind you thought was true, but is actually false - LOL April FOOLS! **circus music plays and a clown juggling on a unicycle circles around you pies you in the face while thousands of people point and laugh, topping off the funniest, most humiliating joke ever written in the universe** |
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Jun 28, 2018 23:16
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greenland *drops mic*
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what's the deal with Greenland???? Let me tell you folks I just came back from there after a nice vacation - no green in sight! in fact, there wasn't any land, either! or any colors at all. I'm... why can't I remember? where... |
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Jun 29, 2018 00:31
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Manifisto posted:a quote so empty it fills your heart |
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Jun 29, 2018 08:09
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 but let some time pass by
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