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i'm sitting here wondering if the noise i thought i heard was a rat trap in the attic going off and then suddenly had a realization. if I got a bluetooth beacon board, put a normally closed magnetic reed switch between the battery and the board, glued a small magnet on the rat-crushing part of the trap, and stuck the beacon board under where the magnet would be when the trap is set I would be able to tell without going up into the attic. or I could just check sometime tomorrow and not spend $10 to instrument a $1.50 trap.
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the dead rat is already part of a botnet posting fake news on facebook
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pram posted:pity bump
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Bloody posted:good idea the pity bump? yeah by far the best in this thread's history.
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computer with bluetooth it's bad
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Poniard posted:computer with bluetooth actually, it’s good
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I love bluetooth. it’s a wonderful thing.
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President Beep posted:I love bluetooth. it’s a wonderful thing. dont sign my posts
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i want to find an old boombox and add bluetooth i just need to find one w/ the right ~aesthetic~
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:i want to find an old boombox and add bluetooth if you're in the us a goodwill store is likely to have a selection of ghetto blasters.
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President Beep posted:I love bluetooth. it’s a wonderful thing. I use the protocol every day
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a hat with rgb leds in it that light up in a pattern you specify but it is not synced to your phone, but your buddy’s. then you can use it to find each other in a big crowd
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NFX posted:a hat with rgb leds in it that light up in a pattern you specify oooh! how about a similar display, only it goes in your car’s rear window and it does speech to text! i have no idea if this is even possible. I’m just an ideas guy. like, I don’t even know how to “make the wiki”.
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Bluetooth speaker on my toliet so when I flush meaty turds it goes "omnomnomnom"
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PyPy posted:Bluetooth speaker on my toliet so when I flush meaty turds it goes "omnomnomnom"
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PyPy posted:Bluetooth speaker on my toliet so when I flush meaty turds it goes "omnomnomnom"
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PyPy posted:Bluetooth speaker on my toliet so when I flush meaty turds it goes "omnomnomnom"
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Shifty Pony posted:i'm sitting here wondering if the noise i thought i heard was a rat trap in the attic going off and then suddenly had a realization. if I got a bluetooth beacon board, put a normally closed magnetic reed switch between the battery and the board, glued a small magnet on the rat-crushing part of the trap, and stuck the beacon board under where the magnet would be when the trap is set I would be able to tell without going up into the attic. A team from a major pest control company prototyped this at the last hackathon I went to. They also had a camera recording when went in to it wired up to goog's photo recognition thing. They rejected my request for that camera to activate slowmo mode when the trap actually went off
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gonadic io posted:They rejected my request for that camera to activate slowmo mode when the trap actually went off lmao
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PyPy posted:Bluetooth speaker on my toliet so when I flush meaty turds it goes "omnomnomnom" this was a plot point on better call saul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83KLxQ1jjdg&hd=1
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a motorcycle and helmet both with bluetooth. the biek only has a speed limiter if you're wearing the helmet
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Jonny 290 posted:a motorcycle and helmet both with bluetooth. the biek only has
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PyPy posted:Bluetooth speaker on my toliet so when I flush meaty turds it goes "omnomnomnom" This except it also measures water displacement and has online leaderboards for biggest poops
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gonadic io posted:This except it also measures water displacement and has online leaderboards for biggest poops This but it measures piss velocity & duration
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bluetooth door hinges that play a person-specific little melody whenever someone enters a room.
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gonadic io posted:This except it also measures water displacement and has online leaderboards for biggest poops there you go. that's the hook right there.
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i bought a 2$ bluetooth adapter for my car stereo on aliexpress i didn't want something with a flimsy 3.5mm jack + microusb to power it. so i got one that was just usb, thinking that there's no way in hell that how i imagine it works is true turns out, it's 100% true. this little fucker emulates a usb key with 10 mp3 files on it and streams the bluetooth audio on-the-fly. i'm guessing it only works with lovely car stereos with like 1 meg of ram that can't buffer the file at all. it even works out pretty well when you skip a track using the car stereo. the usb key recognizes the stereo is trying to read the next file and it's sending the "next song" command via bluetooth. the chinese guy in a basement who wrote that firmware is a genius welp that's my bluetooth story
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Shifty Pony posted:bluetooth door hinges that play a person-specific little melody whenever someone enters a room. *dad in time with the door to create a duet as it opens slowly* hiiii kiiiiiids were hoooome earllllyyyyyy go play outside Skyler posted:welp that's my bluetooth story thats rad as hell and impressively clever
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go play outside Skyler posted:i bought a 2$ bluetooth adapter for my car stereo on aliexpress that's a good story it's the "shady 256 kb usb stick says it's 128gb" tech turned back to the side of good
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pram posted:pity bump pity gently caress
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Agile Vector posted:*dad in time with the door to create a duet as it opens slowly* lol
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echinopsis posted:pity gently caress these are usually sad and not mutually satisfying
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one of those bluetooth things like tile except they're not the size/weight of a slate coaster.
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Shifty Pony posted:i'm sitting here wondering if the noise i thought i heard was a rat trap in the attic going off and then suddenly had a realization. if I got a bluetooth beacon board, put a normally closed magnetic reed switch between the battery and the board, glued a small magnet on the rat-crushing part of the trap, and stuck the beacon board under where the magnet would be when the trap is set I would be able to tell without going up into the attic. https://www.xignal.com/products/xignal-mousetrap however i know that my mouse traps have caught a mouse when they run around the house meowing before dropping the mouse in my lap
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hobbesmaster posted:https://www.xignal.com/products/xignal-mousetrap They're practing for when the cattes rise up (against we who have invited an apex predator into our homes as the virgin invites in the vampire) and eat our eyeballs as we sleep. Hth?
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