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it's your first kiss - when it happens to you, it can be the best or the worst moment of your life so remember these tips |
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Jul 1, 2018 00:27
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always resist the natural urge to regurgitate food into their mouth between kisses try to say something sweet like "welcome to my mouth cave" or "thank you for the teeth party"
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Jul 1, 2018 00:27
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keep a quarter tucked in your mouth and slip it to them if the kiss starts going bad.
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Jul 1, 2018 00:29
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slowly and sensuously move your mouth up to their nose and then lightly lick the inside of their nostrils, after a few seconds make full tongue penetration of both before returning down to their mouth
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Jul 1, 2018 00:35
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Make sure your lips aren't chapped If you know you're gonna kiss a beautiful boy or girl, start coating your lips on olive oil every day for at least a week in advance Do NOT use grapeseed oil |
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Jul 1, 2018 00:42
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kissing is essentially like playing a video game, you just need to learn the move sequences. e.g. tongue up-left-left-in-right-out-down-down will unlock a hidden bonus ability. just make sure you get your sequences from a reputable source, do the wrong one and you might e.g. switch your partner's default language, or make them sexually attracted to cabbages. |
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Jul 1, 2018 01:50
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remember: whoever gets the most spit in the other person's mouth wins |
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Jul 1, 2018 03:53
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make sure to go through your whole range of mouth stretches every day, just in case. really limber those lips up and get them flappin' around. |
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Jul 1, 2018 07:09
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You can grab your kiss partner by the ears if your mouths aren't aligning properly. Hold them firmly to assert dominance.
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Jul 1, 2018 08:49
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Let me introduce you to my friend Seal - he knows a lot about kissing
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Jul 1, 2018 12:18
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you put your tongue . . . to the left (and then your teeth to the right) with a pout of your lips (you bring your cheeks in tight) but it's the chinward thrust that really drives her insane let's do the lip lock again |
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Jul 1, 2018 13:37
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Plenty of lip and tongue action. At least that's what Professor E. C. Buehler taught me.
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Jul 1, 2018 14:34
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make sure to take a picture of the kiss so you can have evidence to show your mom,
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Jul 1, 2018 15:49
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this one's called the burrito: tuck a few black beans into your cheek and pass them into the other persons mouth as you kiss, hold your hand over their mouth until they swallow the black beans or you'll both have bad luck
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Jul 1, 2018 15:51
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after you've finished your first kiss you should let the other person know what you rated the experience using only pokemon names and types as a rating scale
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Jul 1, 2018 15:53
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wanna make this first kiss into a blow job? it's simple, just hold the sides of your partner's head firmly and blow as long and hard as you can into their nose, it's erotic, personal and unforgettable
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Jul 1, 2018 15:54
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Luvcow posted:after you've finished your first kiss you should let the other person know what you rated the experience using only pokemon names and types as a rating scale |
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Jul 1, 2018 19:26
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how can i erase my first kiss op? i wanna retry with your tips n' tricks |
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Jul 2, 2018 02:23
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Luvcow posted:after you've finished your first kiss you should let the other person know what you rated the experience using only pokemon names and types as a rating scale Is Squirtle a good rating? https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Jul 2, 2018 03:31
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PhantomPayne posted:how can i erase my first kiss op? i wanna retry with your tips n' tricks do what i do: drink, drink to forget. |
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Jul 2, 2018 04:04
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nesamdoom posted:Is Squirtle a good rating? better than charmander so yes
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Jul 2, 2018 04:08
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[reply that goes into detail about how ive totally kissed people you guys]
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Jul 3, 2018 03:24
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Wondering what a French kiss is? It’s when your eyeballs touch and sploop all over each other, not just the eyelids. |
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Jul 4, 2018 00:08
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WindmillSlayer posted:[reply that goes into detail about how ive totally kissed people you guys] heck yeah. I've also kissed people, lots of people. love to kiss them all over the lips, teeth, and other mouth parts. sometimes their hair if I'm feeling frisky |
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Jul 4, 2018 03:50
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Farecoal posted:heck yeah. I've also kissed people, lots of people. love to kiss them all over the lips, teeth, and other mouth parts. sometimes their hair if I'm feeling frisky Thank you for making the post for me 
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Jul 4, 2018 04:41
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Uh so what if I maybe am wanting to uh "tonsil hockey" with someone Do I bring the puck or like will they have their own? What if I do not know how to score a goal with my eyes closed and my mouth full of their slightly pizza-ish saliva?
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Jul 4, 2018 08:33
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Jul 4, 2018 14:26
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If the kiss drags on too long, blow one of those old timey steam whistles that lets everyone know their shift is over, get up, walk over, and go punch out on your time card.
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Jul 4, 2018 20:59
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Will Ace Frehley give me his autograph or am I stuck with Gene Simmons because I don't think I can handle that kind of tongue action
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Jul 5, 2018 00:30
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Kissing is not limited to just lips to lips. Allow me to introduce you to the Forbidden Art of Elbow Kissing |
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Jul 5, 2018 00:52
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Kissing is not limited to just lips to lips. Allow me to introduce you to the Forbidden Art of Elbow Kissing whoa whoa whoa this is supposed to be a pg rated thread bucko 
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Jul 5, 2018 02:28
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only kiss after your partner has signed the requisite notarized permission slip and while in the presence of your local notary public
Gentleman in the streets, anime in the sheets. |
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Jul 5, 2018 20:21
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deep dish peat moss posted:
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Jul 6, 2018 11:20
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Most people kiss with their eyes closed. If you ever open your eyes and see your partner with their eyes open, you are now in a kissing staring contest. First person to blink or stop kissing loses.
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Jul 6, 2018 11:33
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don't. kissing is how you get the flu. |
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Jul 6, 2018 13:54
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ShortStack posted:don't. kissing is how you get the flu. lies! slander! -the flu council of america |
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Jul 6, 2018 13:57
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Manifisto posted:lies! slander! yes yes kiss all you want -united federation of drug companies and flu shot providers |
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Jul 6, 2018 16:36
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Wait so what happens if I want to kiss the person who gives me my flu shot
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Jul 7, 2018 12:17
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hamjobs posted:Wait so what happens if I want to kiss the person who gives me my flu shot if they consent to the kiss then i say go for it |
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Jul 7, 2018 13:31
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ShortStack posted:if they consent to the kiss then i say go for it Where are the lips on a nurse
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Jul 7, 2018 17:06
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