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... because they had piled up and my roommate wasn’t doing anything about it even though I washed the dishes last time but apparently the rule is whoever gets tired of the reeking scent of tomato juice and milk mixed into one putrid cesspool has to clean it, some retarded, sewer mutant version of chicken. Anyway, as I was washing dishes, I had to get my sponge into a cup and didn’t have one of those sponge handle things, so I used a form to jimmy it down there and ended up ruining my fork with sponge fluff and fluffing my sponge to the point of equal uselessness. I was so upset, I literally set it down and walked away. I’m furious. I literally just lost a sponge and a fork. I’m genuinely considering billing my roommate the cost of both (sponge would be 25c as it was in a four pack for a dollar, probably a buck for the spoon) because it was HIS stupidity and inactivity that cost me that loving fork. He FORCED me into that. Do I potentially have grounds to sue?
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Clean the fork? Maybe?
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Jul 1, 2018 00:39
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gagelion rereg
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somebody's re-reg anyway
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OP what does the scientific term "testicular torsion" mean to you and why?
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Jul 1, 2018 00:39
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one of the worst banmes ive ever read
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Jul 1, 2018 00:41
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Do you have a seam on your scrotum OP I feel like people have been trolling me about this subject
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Jul 1, 2018 00:42
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fishing with the fam posted:Clean the fork? Maybe? The fork can be cleaned but what about my sponge? and the yellow poo poo everywhere? and again, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THEM. I feel like you’re all missing the crux of this.
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Jul 1, 2018 00:42
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RosemaryCuba posted:The fork can be cleaned but what about my sponge? and the yellow poo poo everywhere? and again, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THEM.
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Jul 1, 2018 00:45
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a hole-y ghost posted:Can I come over? To fix this? We could probably hang out after. If you judge in my favor.
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Jul 1, 2018 00:47
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Oh no, I don't know anything about washing dishes. I'll bring a roll of toilet paper if that helps
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Jul 1, 2018 00:48
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I liked how the fork turned into a spoon in the middle of the story and then back again later. You've really got a knack for authenticity. If you're going to make up a story make it something good dumbass.
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Jul 1, 2018 00:58
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Or at least rehearse your lies until they become second nature. Didn't your deadbeat dad teach you anything?
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Jul 1, 2018 01:00
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Sponges are bacteria factories. Don't use sponges for cleaning.
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Jul 1, 2018 01:01
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Get a dishwasher lol
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Jul 1, 2018 01:05
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Ego-bot posted:Sponges are bacteria factories. Don't use sponges for cleaning. You can mitigate this somewhat by nuking them in water before you use them but in general this is good advice
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Jul 1, 2018 01:21
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fishing with the fam posted:Clean the fork? Maybe? 
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Jul 1, 2018 01:25
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:You can mitigate this somewhat by nuking them in water before you use them but in general this is good advice lol yeah ok. next you'll tell me the 3 second rule doesn't exist and its not actually safe to eat anything off the ground no matter how delicious it is
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do you have a nintendo switch? i wanna play mario
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:You can mitigate this somewhat by nuking them in water before you use them but in general this is good advice the best thing I've found are net scourer cloths. They have an open weave so they dry off in minutes after using, they don't absorb water or harbor germs, they can clean off even hardened stuff and they don't scratch your nice enamelware a scourer cloth + bartender's friend will take anything off, even if you burn a pot really badly
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Jul 1, 2018 01:30
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I have a dishwasher OP.
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Jul 1, 2018 01:31
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use yer callused mitts its what they're there for
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Jul 1, 2018 01:31
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for every albert einstein that is born we get 1000s of these
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Jul 1, 2018 01:32
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Hector Beerlioz posted:for every albert einstein that is born we get 1000s of these
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Jul 1, 2018 01:33
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itt op learns the horrors of renting and also gets angry about a sponge
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Jul 1, 2018 01:44
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Even an idiot like me knows that if you don't have a sponge brush, you go with the dishrag when washing cups.
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Jul 1, 2018 01:51
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its like robert frost said, 'when you come to a fork in the road, wash it'
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Jul 1, 2018 02:15
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OP sounds poor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7JkaU0QE9A
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Jul 1, 2018 02:43
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1redflag posted:OP sounds poor tomato juice and milk was the recipe lol
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Jul 1, 2018 02:47
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Whose rereg are you?
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Jul 1, 2018 03:22
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Please post a picture of your kitchen OP. Thanks
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Jul 1, 2018 04:10
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Wish the OP's parents had just spooned instead of forked
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Jul 1, 2018 04:31
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Just kidding OP.RosemaryCuba posted:HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THEM. Sadly most of us have been where you are and can tell you there's probably no use trying to talk to your roommate about their lovely behavior. I don't know your roommate but I would bet he probably is not mature enough to react especially well to being confronted with his own flaws, especially if that confrontation would result in him ending up having to do more chores.
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Jul 1, 2018 04:39
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I had lovely roommates too, so I just got real rich and now I don't need those anymore. So go be rich now.
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Jul 1, 2018 04:51
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Ego-bot posted:Sponges are bacteria factories. Don't use sponges for cleaning. What do you use instead?
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In a court of law, I think you can kill him in self defense? I don't know. Try it and find out?
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The Dennis System posted:Get a dishwasher lol This. For a long time i refused to get one because washing up was "not that bad". Then I got one and realized how wrong i had been. Doing dishes sucks rear end.
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