July CE Thread: don't kinkshame my bigfoot fetish

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Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

I'm sure he's got more than enough money to mount a hell of a legal defense. I know charges in the UK are meant to follow but rates of conviction for historic sexual offenses are abysmal. I can't imagine they are much better in the US if you can afford to hire a swanky legal team.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 18:35

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:49

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I'm sure he's got more than enough money to mount a hell of a legal defense. I know charges in the UK are meant to follow but rates of conviction for historic sexual offenses are abysmal. I can't imagine they are much better in the US if you can afford to hire a swanky legal team.

Tell that to Cosby, as has already been pointed out.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 18:40

The Eyes Have It: Feb 10, 2008; Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

psydude posted:

I got bad news, you still gotta show up even if the sorosbucks are delayed.

If you don't make it back your buddies don't get your pay, we haven't implemented socialism yet maybe after
everyone stop asking :mad:

# ? Jul 2, 2018 18:50

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

John Cardillo is quickly becoming the new mascot for corn.
https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1013807690315976704?s=19

He's been keeping this up for over a day now

# ? Jul 2, 2018 18:51

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Wanna reply to that tweet with mansions in Detroit.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 18:54

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Wanna reply to that tweet with mansions in Detroit.

I think this one wins though:

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1013533983592931329

# ? Jul 2, 2018 18:57

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

John Cardillo is quickly becoming the new mascot for corn.
https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1013807690315976704?s=19

He's been keeping this up for over a day now

It's pure projection.

"This other Democrat isn't really working-class, they're just saying that to appease what unions remain, just like we've all been doing for decades!"

Eat poo poo, Watergate Babies, old labor is new again.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:00

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Conservatives don�t care about poor in an area. Measuring the number of mansions or suburban middle class families is the only metric they care about.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:04

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Wanna reply to that tweet with mansions in Detroit.

Or,
https://twitter.com/anastasiakeeley/status/1013819480751923200

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:04

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008; Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

hobbesmaster posted:

I think this one wins though:

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1013533983592931329

Think back to what you felt the first time you found your childhood home on Google Earth or Maps- that little twinge of nostalgia or remembrance.

That is something Grover�s kids will never experience.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:12

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

pantslesswithwolves posted:

That is something Grover�s kids will never experience.

Oh, they will, just not in the same way.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:18

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Grover house doesn�t have an entry on know your meme. Yet it�s surprisingly minstream

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:18

Nick Soapdish: Apr 27, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Wanna reply to that tweet with mansions in Detroit.

Always enjoy when people say they're from Detroit and when you ask where exactly they say Farmington Hills. Same with Chicago.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:22

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

M_Gargantua posted:

Grover house doesn�t have an entry on know your meme. Yet it�s surprisingly minstream

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:23

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Nick Soapdish posted:

Always enjoy when people say they're from Detroit and when you ask where exactly they say Farmington Hills. Same with Chicago.

Chicago has a lot of rich people that actually live in the city at least.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:24

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

M_Gargantua posted:

Grover house doesn’t have an entry on know your meme. Yet it’s surprisingly minstream

Let's keep it that way. Some things should remain pure.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:41

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

You may have heard there�s poverty on Earth. But what about these mansions?!

I like how that�s supposed to make you favor conservative policies even more?

# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:57

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

mlmp08 posted:

I like how that�s supposed to make you favor conservative policies even more?

Son, one day you too will be able to have your own load bearing insulation.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:05

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BUG JUG posted:

Let's keep it that way. Some things should remain pure.

http://grover.haus/

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:11

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:11

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

openly lusting to murder my neighbors to own the libs

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:12

Steezo: Jun 16, 2003; Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

openly lusting to murder my neighbors to own the libs

Gary Larson has this covered.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:22

Pine Cone Jones: Dec 6, 2009; You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

poo poo like this is on par, or worse, than being my dumb edgy teen self.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:23

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

My mum was a sniper, I don't think she'd have any particular problem fulfilling that request.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:36

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

KEEP RUNNING YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:37

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

I keep telling you olds, it�s the modern era, liberals kill from air conditioned comfort with drones

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:43

Jokers Gamble: May 31, 2013

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

If you have to wear shirts that tell everyone how much of a badass gunhaver you are, you 100% have a baby dick.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:49

Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

the cursed images thread is in c-spam

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:52

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

What a loving game that Japan Belguim game was.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:53

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

Soulex posted:

What a loving game that Japan Belguim game was.

It's been awsome, Japan it turns out are really loving good these days.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 20:58

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Verbose. What was wrong with Come And Take Me?

# ? Jul 2, 2018 21:00

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Caufman posted:

Verbose. What was wrong with Come And Take Me?

it wasnt threatening enough

# ? Jul 2, 2018 21:09

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Caufman posted:

Verbose. What was wrong with Come And Take Me?

Now I want the Come and Take It flag rotoscoped like Aha's Take On Me.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 21:10

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

On the good current events front:

Thailand cave rescue: Boys found alive after nine days

quote:

Twelve boys and their football coach missing in caves in Thailand for nine days have been found by divers, in a drama that has gripped the nation.

They were discovered by two British divers on a ledge in a cavern after a marathon search operation in the Tham Luang caves in Chiang Rai.

The challenge now will be to extract the party safely, with rising water and mud impeding access.

Families of the missing group were ecstatic at news of the rescue.

Rescuers had hoped they would find safety on a ledge in an underground chamber nicknamed Pattaya Beach but they were found 400m (440 yards) away having moved to higher ground to avoid the rising water.

The two British rescuers, believed to be Rick Stanton and John Volanthen, were flown into Thailand early last week.

In video posted on Facebook by Thai Navy SEAL special forces, one of them can be heard speaking in English to the group, as they sit on a ledge above water in a cavern, picked out by torchlight.

"How many of you?" the rescuer asks.

"Thirteen!" comes the reply.

"Thirteen? Brilliant!"

The group appear to ask when they will be taken to safety and one of the unseen rescuers replies: "Not today. There's two of us. We have to dive. We are coming. OK? Many people are coming. We are the first."

One of the boys is heard to say: "Eat, eat, eat, tell them we are hungry."

When the group, whose voices are indistinct, ask what day it is, the divers pause, then one replies, "Monday, Monday. You have been here... 10 days. You are very strong."

The divers explain that they have to leave but will be back.

"Thank you so much," says one of the huddled group. "Where you come from?"

"England. The UK."

"Oh. See you tomorrow."

Reading a few stories about this over the last week, I definitely wasn't expecting it to end well. It's a pretty amazing rescue operation that they put on.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 21:11

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# ? Jul 2, 2018 21:18

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# ? Jul 2, 2018 21:56

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

My favorite is how Fox listed AOCs entire platform as a boogeyman and she just responded with 'pretty much!'.

In a few years I'll be making enough that the GOPs tax plan will really benefit me. I don't care, tax away.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 22:06

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Whoopsie doopsie!

https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1013894581207912452?s=19

I'm not really a fan of Kamala Harris, but she hammered a hanging curveball on that one.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 22:42

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Vasudus posted:

My favorite is how Fox listed AOCs entire platform as a boogeyman and she just responded with 'pretty much!'.

In a few years I'll be making enough that the GOPs tax plan will really benefit me. I don't care, tax away.

At the point it really starts to benefit, you probably won't even care

# ? Jul 2, 2018 23:00

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Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Why is an official government social media page being used to attack another government official?

# ? Jul 2, 2018 23:15

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