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Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

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I've done steroids as well and it's not just strength and muscle you gain, but a ton of energy and focus. You will just on average have a way easier time doing physical exercise and making overall gains with it. Steroids makes you a wayyyy better athlete in every drat regard

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Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


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Who cares

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




Pillbug

Steroids, like melondium, aren't performance enhancing drugs. That's why athletes will come up with any trick they can to take them, despite the risks of fine and suspension.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Mekchu posted:

Where does the molestation of a corpse come into the promotional material for a fight?

Wasn't that round 3 of Punk/Jackson?

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007




Remember when you spent every day posting in the hearthstone thread begging people to watch you stream but then gave up because you couldn't draw more than one or two viewers at a time because you are even less interesting in real life than your gimmick is on here

Fuckin' lol at you acting like you are above it all constantly when you begged people to watch you stream a card game and couldn't get anyone to give a poo poo

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


CommonShore posted:

Steroids, like melondium, aren't performance enhancing drugs. That's why athletes will come up with any trick they can to take them, despite the risks of fine and suspension.

which guy here compared meldonium with weed?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



People obviously care about steroids which is why they were discussing it.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Fuckin' lol at you acting like you are above it all constantly when you begged people to watch you stream a card game and couldn't get anyone to give a poo poo

Nobody cares about poster gimmicks or slapfights or stuff that happened in a different subforum, so don't discuss those.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Remember when you spent every day posting in the hearthstone thread begging people to watch you stream but then gave up because you couldn't draw more than one or two viewers at a time because you are even less interesting in real life than your gimmick is on here

Fuckin' lol at you acting like you are above it all constantly when you begged people to watch you stream a card game and couldn't get anyone to give a poo poo

you're obsessed, lil worm

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


Foul Fowl posted:

how many average joes do you think make it to the ufc

at the very least mike jackson and cm punk

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Sadly I think it's overselling Punk's skill level if you call him average.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



It gets old seeing people posting on topic and sharing personal experiences and having idiots act like they're trying to shove them in a locker for it

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Skip My Posts posted:

which guy here compared meldonium with weed?

i said americans defend weed like russians defend meldonium.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




Pillbug

Skip My Posts posted:

which guy here compared meldonium with weed?

I can't remember who said it but it was a comparison between attitudes surrounding them ("It's not a performance enhancing drug we just take it because it has benefits which enhance our performance") when all of the posters all at once suddenly decided to post in the thread a few weeks ago, and not a serious comparison.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

there's only like 15 MMA posters and we still manage to divide ourselves into tribal factions based on our feelings about Keven

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

CommonShore posted:

I can't remember who said it but it was a comparison between attitudes surrounding them ("It's not a performance enhancing drug we just take it because it has benefits which enhance our performance") when all of the posters all at once suddenly decided to post in the thread a few weeks ago, and not a serious comparison.

Exactly.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Mr. Nice! posted:

i said americans defend weed like russians defend meldonium.

lol

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him



*Links to your posts in the steroid thread asking about gains*

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage



PEDs are loving awesome and helped me make some pretty serious gains while feeling like a million bucks. I accidentally did my fair share of them back when pre-workouts would turn you into a crazed ape while probably melting your insides. I can't imagine what "real" steroids/testosterone are like...well I kind of can with all the juice heads at the gym.

My point being is that PEDs give a pretty drat large advantage over someone not on them. Strength, endurance, energy, focus, etc.

Auron fucked around with this message at Jul 9, 2018 around 13:59

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation


Jerusalem posted:

People obviously care about steroids which is why they were discussing it.


Every steroid discussion turns into people explaining that actually, steroids are real. Yeah. Everyone knows.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation


kimbo305 posted:

*Links to your posts in the steroid thread asking about gains*

My primary concern was load potency, Kimbo305.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon



Are we really having a "do steroids affect performance" discussion?

Yes they do, no poo poo, theres a reason they are banned. Imo Jon Jones didn't ever need them (physically), but being on them gave him a significant psychological advantage. That why he pissed hot for that east german swim team drug. That's just a gut instinct I have, unfortunately I don't have a study or a spreadsheet to point to. That psych advantage being a really big deal, see poor Franny Ngannou this weekend.

DC has shown that being a fat dad is the best base for MMA. Not steroids.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation


There can be no doubt that Steroids work great, without steroids there's no way a guy like DC could keep up with guys 15 years younger than him and in fact over power them. Steroids are amazing.

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005



Why would the people that are framing Jon give him something that is going to help him?

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

*~ayoo comin thru~*


Soothing Vapors posted:

there's only like 15 MMA posters and we still manage to divide ourselves into tribal factions based on our feelings about Keven

heh

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


jay z's sedan posted:

Why would the people that are framing Jon give him something that is going to help him?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


War. War never changes.



Fun Shoe

Collapsing Farts posted:

I've done steroids as well and it's not just strength and muscle you gain, but a ton of energy and focus. You will just on average have a way easier time doing physical exercise and making overall gains with it. Steroids makes you a wayyyy better athlete in every drat regard

It's also recovery speed. PEDs mean you can train harder and longer without wrecking yourself. They are loving great for that.

Skip My Posts posted:

you'd like DC to load your mouth lol

What you got against Popeye's chicken?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

Is it a Pittsburgh fan?
Is it a Denver fan?
Who can say?

DC has definitively proven that you are a better fighter when you don't have to worry about cutting weight

spb
Nov 11, 2013



Steroids give you the body of a woman with the penis and mind of a man

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Mel Mudkiper posted:

DC has definitively proven that you are a better fighter when you don't have to worry about cutting weight

Fat dad DC is the best and most powerful DC

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


That's it, I'm doing steroids

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


I appreciate the fruitless debate over whether Hendricks' dropoff with the USADA era is just a coincidence or a sign that he was the most helped by steroids.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


kimbo305 posted:

I appreciate the fruitless debate over whether Hendricks' dropoff with the USADA era is just a coincidence or a sign that he was the most helped by steroids.

i will defned fat johny always forever

Bundt Cake
Aug 16, 2003
;(

one thing that hendricks and lesnar have in common is they had pictures taken of them eating really big burgers during training camps

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



We Need To Talk About Keven. Just Keven.


Skip My Posts posted:

i will defned fat johny always forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0sklWAl7qk

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I think there is a big difference in technique though. Johny Hendricks couldn't be distracted from perusing the menu when his wife told him she was pregnant, but Brock's dedication is on a whole other level he had to be reminded he had a wife.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Bluedeanie posted:

I think there is a big difference in technique though. Johny Hendricks couldn't be distracted from perusing the menu when his wife told him she was pregnant, but Brock's dedication is on a whole other level he had to be reminded he had a wife.

lol

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005




maybe its the lighting and angle but lol

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

Is it a Pittsburgh fan?
Is it a Denver fan?
Who can say?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Fat dad DC is the best and most powerful DC

if JJ ever gets his poo poo together their fourth match should be billed as "Bones vs. Blob"

eric
Apr 27, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

Skip My Posts posted:



maybe its the lighting and angle but lol

Thats a very unfortunate picture.

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Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Mel Mudkiper posted:

if JJ ever gets his poo poo together

I mean there's optimism and then there's fantasy

I would love for fat dad DC to knock out Jones then retire but we are gonna have to settle for Brock

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