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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

hurry up with my damn croissants


Lipstick Apathy

CRISPYBABY posted:

Dana's mom is like capital C crazy I think. They've been estranged for a while. She's been describing him as somewhat of a spawn of satan to anyone that will listen to her for like the last decade I think.

Regular sports websites are covering that shaub dana twitter fight now. Deadspin quoted Dana's mom saying he was a sex pervert who “puts Tiger Woods to shame, and slept with his sister-in-law, as well as at least two UFC ring girls. “He goes after any girl he wants, and he usually gets them."

In related news, I sure hope my mom doesn't reach out to the media to let them know I have sex all the time and I'm a super horny and always get to know, biblically, good looking women who cannot resist my charms, but hopefully I'll come to Jesus eventually.

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Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



Josh Thomson said recently that Dana's probably going to get in trouble with all the attention #MeToo is bringing to people like him, so it's probably more than just being horny.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Grimey Drawer

I don’t doubt that Dana has done several rapes

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

hurry up with my damn croissants


Lipstick Apathy

Yeah, Dana being a legit sex pest is well within the realm of possibilities.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Dan Didio posted:

Josh Thomson said recently that Dana's probably going to get in trouble with all the attention #MeToo is bringing to people like him, so it's probably more than just being horny.

for all his posturing, i doubt schaub intends to press any charges

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Reminds me of the time Ninja Rua got ko’d against the ropes and then got murdered three times on his way down

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


I.N.R.I posted:

for all his posturing, i doubt schaub intends to press any charges

lmao

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



I.N.R.I posted:

for all his posturing, i doubt schaub intends to press any charges

Oh, you.

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/st...457751200161792

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Sick

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch




drat that's cool

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity



I.N.R.I posted:

for all his posturing, i doubt schaub intends to press any charges

hahahh

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


CRISPYBABY posted:

Dana's mom is like capital C crazy I think. They've been estranged for a while. She's been describing him as somewhat of a spawn of satan to anyone that will listen to her for like the last decade I think.

no, I'm sure Dana White, known for being able to control his emotions and being extremely chill when he doesn't get what he wants, wouldn't do anything that would upset his mother

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


She’s insane

Pimp Cauldron
Aug 3, 2002

A twisted pictoral of phoenix, AZ



Grifter posted:

Reminds me of the time Ninja Rua got ko’d against the ropes and then got murdered three times on his way down

noo

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/st...5859065857?s=20

Dan Didio fucked around with this message at Jul 21, 2018 around 01:40

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



*running my hands through the freshly tilled dirt* fights comin in real nicely, won’t be long now

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



Dan Didio posted:

*running my hands through the freshly tilled dirt* fights comin in real nicely, won’t be long now

That is shaping up to be a dope 25th anniversary card.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



that fight ends in a knockout and i give the edge to perry. cerrone loving loves to get hit in the head. that said though, if cerrone pulls off one of those sick 6 hit combos like the rick story ko and switches off perry's r-word brain that would be equally sick.

such a good fight.

mewse
May 2, 2006





Netflix really wants me to watch this David Spade movie. I haven't seen them push a movie this hard since Bright, starring Will Smith, What happens when fantasy creatures live in the modern world?

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013



I bought Fight Pass again. After seeing him fight and liking it, I decided to watch the UFC career of Curtis Blaydes. That guy is the epitome of trashweight.

Biggest Meltdowner
Jul 13, 2007

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT ME ON IGNORE. AFTER AN ENTIRE FUCKING DECADE, I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST ANYTHING WORTH READING. MOREOVER, HURFDURF

Dear God, if you're out there please let Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone kick the poo poo out of the racist Mike Perry.

Thanks in advance!

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

EYY WHO WANTS A PIZZA PIE ? PASTA LINGUINE ITSA FAMILY THING PAISAN EYYYYYY





Fun Shoe


this fight really should take place on the shore of a lake

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Biggest Meltdowner posted:

Dear God, if you're out there please let Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone kick the poo poo out of the racist Mike Perry.

Thanks in advance!

perry by tko

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009

Do you like it? It's haunted.


DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

this fight really should take place on the shore of a lake

Hardware store parking lot would be more appropriate.

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



Cowboy almost assuredly on an equally racist power level as Perry.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



donald cerrone could easily wrestle and submit perry but instead he will get knocked out by him because he is allergic to fighting like the extremely well-rounded fighter he is

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT


cowboy likes getting hit in the head too much. perry's gonna hit cerrone so hard he forgets how to drive a boat

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

YOSPOS


Marching Powder posted:

donald cerrone could easily wrestle and submit perry but instead he will get knocked out by him because he is allergic to fighting like the extremely well-rounded fighter he is

Jorge Gurgel used to drive me crazy with that. He would insist on fighting on his feet, when he was clearly out-matched. He wouldn't even try to get to the ground. The way I remember it, he would take ludicrous beatings, but he was really durable, so it was decision loss after decision loss while he slowly but steadily moved closer to death.

Biggest Meltdowner
Jul 13, 2007

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT ME ON IGNORE. AFTER AN ENTIRE FUCKING DECADE, I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST ANYTHING WORTH READING. MOREOVER, HURFDURF

Dan Didio posted:

Cowboy almost assuredly on an equally racist power level as Perry.

Yeah but there is some doubt.

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Jorge Gurgel used to drive me crazy with that. He would insist on fighting on his feet, when he was clearly out-matched. He wouldn't even try to get to the ground. The way I remember it, he would take ludicrous beatings, but he was really durable, so it was decision loss after decision loss while he slowly but steadily moved closer to death.

That's just life, man.

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this is a job for the Punk

To be entirely fair Jorge Gurgel also lost a bit of faith in his high-level MMA grappling after he fought Imanari and got his knee ripped the gently caress apart in like thirty seconds while screaming in agony.

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