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Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


he had one extremely glassy wandering eye and would forget how he began sentences he was in the middle of. these are qualities we look for in our politicians not our fighters, folks

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good





Fallen Rib

I swear DC better not be injured off that trip.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007

my name is john carter



Digital Jedi posted:

I swear DC better not be injured off that trip.

https://twitter.com/KevinI/status/1015003277849530368

if DC's miraculously out, do we get my dream of The Black Fuggen Beast swangin' and bangin' for the heavyweight crown

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


DC just fell at the press conference and had to be helped off stage

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh God don't be injured

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

An ill wind blows no minds.





Lipstick Apathy

Could somebody please locate the witch that the CEO of WME ran over and pay her medical bills

henkman
Oct 8, 2008


Gay Horney posted:

DC just fell at the press conference and had to be helped off stage

Lmao

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Did Dana White kill a handicapped boy while dirt biking or something, I mean he's definitely on the bad side of someone that owns knucklebones and a candle melting over a skull

Edit:

Wise Learned Man posted:

Could somebody please locate the witch that the CEO of WME ran over and pay her medical bills

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011


Dc's kidneys have failed attempting to cut down to 265

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


The life of an MMA fan: I saw there were over 100 new posts in a UFC monthly thread days before an event and immediately knew it was another major injury cancelling another fun-looking fight

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


he collapsed like a loving controlled demolition.

Here's a gif but go find the video because it sounds like someone slammed a book on the ground


https://twitter.com/BRlANORTEGA/sta...3144506368?s=19

You see him realize he tripped, a cartoon thought bubble appears above his head, and he's just gone in the next frame

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

Godamn. It was like the dianoga grabbing Luke Skywalker in the trash compactor. Just gone.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Wise Learned Man posted:

Could somebody please locate the witch that the CEO of WME ran over and pay her medical bills

"Thinner!" rasps the old woman, pointing her finger at DC. After a pause she frowns, points again and shouts,"Thinner! ....THINNER! I said Thi.... gently caress it" and storms off.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


lmao Dana’s a petty bitch throwing out another interim, but Ortega’s dumb if he turned down a replacement

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


lol jesus

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation


Jerusalem posted:

"Thinner!" rasps the old woman, pointing her finger at DC. After a pause she frowns, points again and shouts,"Thinner! ....THINNER! I said Thi.... gently caress it" and storms off.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Jerusalem posted:

"Thinner!" rasps the old woman, pointing her finger at DC. After a pause she frowns, points again and shouts,"Thinner! ....THINNER! I said Thi.... gently caress it" and storms off.

Pumpkinhead eats Yoel Romero, is immediately signed for three fights at middleweight

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


i wouldnt mind seeing ortega/stephens especially if holloway is gonna be out for a while

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


Ortega Stephens would be nasty and fun but Ortega would have to be a lunatic to take that fight

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER



Is that Harvey Fierstein

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

I'm really too broke to do this, but here's 10 more dollars to the LOWTAX SPINE FUND because Jesus fucking tits I couldn't look at that other one anymore.


Gay Horney posted:

he collapsed like a loving controlled demolition.

Here's a gif but go find the video because it sounds like someone slammed a book on the ground


https://twitter.com/BRlANORTEGA/sta...3144506368?s=19

You see him realize he tripped, a cartoon thought bubble appears above his head, and he's just gone in the next frame

I hope he tripped, because, to me, that looks like he was just standing there doing nothing, and a tendon exploded.

This is loving ridiculous. I've spent the last sixteen hours like BBQ Homer Simpson, repeating, "It's still good! It's still good!" If DC is out, holy gently caress.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJCpt6Mqng#t=2957s
haha watch dana after the fall, "you gotta be fuckin kiddin me"

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



i think stephens / ortega would result in ortega getting extremely knocked out and i want to see it.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



Skip My Posts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJCpt6Mqng#t=2957s
haha watch dana after the fall, "you gotta be fuckin kiddin me"

hahaha that body language

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


hahahahaahahaha

hes standing there like an orderly in a nursing home full of vets

"im the biggest baddest man on the planet, the goat fighter"

"yes daniel, please remember to use your walking frame, dont want another fall do we?"

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch




also, anyone wondering who this is, this is me

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


There's no way DC's fighting now, right?

Herv
Mar 24, 2005



Soiled Meat

Power of Pecota posted:

There's no way DC's fighting now, right?

shoosh!

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Power of Pecota posted:

There's no way DC's fighting now, right?

he seems fine. that looked more like a walk of shame than anything to do with pain. if anything got hurt there it was a knee and it was minor

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



Just heard from Brett Okamoto that Daniel Cormier died after the fall. RIP.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



Dan Didio posted:

Just heard from Brett Okamoto that Daniel Cormier died after the fall. RIP.

Died as the champ.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I hope he tripped, because, to me, that looks like he was just standing there doing nothing, and a tendon exploded.

This is loving ridiculous. I've spent the last sixteen hours like BBQ Homer Simpson, repeating, "It's still good! It's still good!" If DC is out, holy gently caress.

Looks to me like he probably got his foot caught on a cable

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

There's a ghost in me
Who wants to say I'm sorry
Doesn't mean I'm sorry



Gay Horney posted:

he collapsed like a loving controlled demolition.

Here's a gif but go find the video because it sounds like someone slammed a book on the ground


https://twitter.com/BRlANORTEGA/sta...3144506368?s=19

You see him realize he tripped, a cartoon thought bubble appears above his head, and he's just gone in the next frame

I read that before watching and still blurted out a shocked, "WHAAA..!" when it happened.

Better check to make sure his shoes didn't fly off.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012



https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/st...5615673344?s=21

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Ahahaha.

Man, losing Holloway/Ortega sucks, but Ngannou/Lewis would probably have been enough to get me to buy the show even without Stipe/DC (please don't let the card lose Stipe/DC)

Herv
Mar 24, 2005



Soiled Meat

i guess dana needs to start child proofing poo poo at this point

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



Mekchu posted:

Died as the champ.

That guy, man, such a warrior. He kept telling his team he wanted to continue but the commission had to step in and tell him he’d actually died a few hours ago.

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Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Conor left one important lesson with the entire roster before he died and they've all taken it to heart - you can't lose if you don't ever fight

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