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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Gay Horney posted:

Brian Ortega seems like he'd be an amazing boyfriend no homo

no poo poo. he takes so many steroids and gets so horny he'd gently caress your asss until it's unrecognisable. people walking behind you wondering how homer's bbq became sandwiched between legs and a busted rear end face.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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spb posted:

I like Ortega but I think he will lose. Max should be #1 p4p

hmm i'd say he's definitely top 3. i still think mm would absolutely mop the floor with garbrandt or dillashaw. not sure i'd say the same of max and khabib.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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of all the current champions though max has the best resume and is the most watchable. he is just completely unable to not be in a sick fight since he graduated from being lose-to-conor's-wrestling bad

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Skip My Posts posted:

to bad mm isnt so sure lol

yeah it's hard to take that position when he's so dead set against the fight lol but i still like the cejudo rematch. cejudo has improved drastically since his first annihilation, though i'm fairly certain he's got nothing that mm won't just figure out instantly and negate but it's still a great fight. sergio pettis absolutely deserves a title shot now so it's not like mm is currently in a cleared out division any more and tj / garbrandt still have marlon moraes and cruz waiting around. aljo and riveira too if they get a good win.

i wish they fought but yeah it may not happen for a while unless dana wants to open the wallet.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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SquirrelGrip posted:

it was just a strangefight imo. Holloway broke his foot in the first or something, Conor blew his knee up trying to wrestle

did holloway break something? that might explain it. i honestly never remembered him being that bad

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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how did he cop a hit that big this close to the event. surely you cut out hard sparring a few weeks out

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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come on frankie. i know you can weigh 145 by weigh in.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Please don't be tj Grant. But also, if it is, please do what he did Max.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Dan Didio posted:

went home unawares and got blackout drunk on whiskey and spent a month wishing I was dead.

yikes dude. glad you're alive.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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i think stephens / ortega would result in ortega getting extremely knocked out and i want to see it.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Skip My Posts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJCpt6Mqng#t=2957s
haha watch dana after the fall, "you gotta be fuckin kiddin me"

hahaha that body language

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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also, anyone wondering who this is, this is me

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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ariel is saying whittaker / gastellum next.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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kelvin is probably going to beat whittaker. he's hard as gently caress to knock out, doesn't hit that much softer than romero, but has like 100x the work rate.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Perry sort of reminds me of that huge ww kickboxer who murdered a few people to death before getting ran through by Bendo and everyone simultaneously going 'oh yeah, he actually sucks' and then he loses his way out of the UFC.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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jay z's sedan posted:

I read that and got choked out immediately by a ghost

Heh.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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CommonShore posted:

Yeah a blown up welterweight tuf alum winning the middleweight championship? No chance.

lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Skip My Posts posted:

costa's cheating bitfch rear end got a bonus but not Perry? gently caress that

yeah this is a travesty imo

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Agent Tough Juice posted:


The "Jon Jones cheated so he's not actually good" stuff is pretty silly. I've rooted for plenty of cheaters in this sport, so the fact that Jones is one too doesn't bother me perhaps as much as it should. I still dislike him intensely, but he's most certainly a once-in-several-life-times talent.


Nah. When you look at raw examples like Vitor and Johny, you realise that steroids have a profound impact on your ability to compete at fighting. Like, a staggering amount. They went from champion / knocking out champions to washing out of the big leagues as quick as the fight bookings / value to the UFC brand allowed. Jon Jones was absolutely a once in a lifetime talent - on steroids.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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The Duck of Death posted:

Volkov just neutralized Werdum on the ground and then knocked him the gently caress out. I’d say that was title shot-worthy. Although it happened on a Fight Pass card no watched.

Forgot about that. Sick.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

When is oleynik fighting again

isn't he booked to get knocked out by mark hunt?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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curtis aids would have beat ngannou if it wasn't for that unfortunate cut. curtis aids is #1 contender. curtis aids deserves the shot.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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DumbWhiteGuy posted:

keven there is no shortcut to bigger loads,

there is though, and it's been mentioned. zinc.


Matt Lindland posted:

My theory is that like many natural heavyweights nangoo is never really tested in the gym and he was having a cool and easy run in the ufc and getting beat up for half an hour could have easily made him afeared + been a new experience For him

this is what i see. time does that weird dilation thing when you're tired where a minute seems like an eternity and 18 minutes of exhaustion and being hit at will by the champion of fat men could conceivably produce ptsd like symptoms in a man who has never had to work hard than a few minutes at a time to kill any human on earth with his bare hands and be lavished with money and praise.

of course it could be any multitude of things such as being shook,, watching a sad movie the night before, needing to poo poo real bad before hand and not finding being able to find a bin etc.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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also i'm sorry to hear that this thread is 'clique-ish' and hope it isn't that restricting people from posting their thoughts and is instead the fact that the ufc is boring as poo poo lately. when conor hosed up that bus i saw a big bunch of people i haven't seen post in like 2 years start posting again (and then immediately stop) so maybe they are just living fuller lives without us.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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lolling at the idea that daniel cormier would be unable to stop brock's wrestling

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Skip My Posts posted:

it might be close i dunno, yoel is pretty freakin good

personally i think dc's eagerness to get in close is a really loving bad idea against yoel but dc is so loving good he might just do what he wants to yoel i unno but i'd like to see it

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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i don't like the way dc ducks his head down and bends at the waist against yoel. i dunno it just seems like he'd be putting his head into something powered by a million cuban steroids

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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lol i think the weidman ko gave me yoel related ptsd

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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Gay Horney posted:

let's not forget the most feared striker at LHW was Rumble, another former middleweight. I think romero not coming off of a murderous weight cut would be able to keep up a much higher work rate and would be incredibly frightening. the real question is how much bigger could he get with the time he's got left in his career.

welterweight. former welterweight.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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i cannot believe dana has done anything in his entire life that he would be embarrassed or ashamed about and definitely hasn't done anything to brendan schaub personally that 51% of people wouldn't either back up or laugh at.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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un-supplemented chad mendes better than a washed up, disinterested myles 'fury' jury?

man this boise card actually does not suck. elkins / volkanovski is an insanely sick fight that's buried on the prelims and they've even got a freak show fight where justin scoggins, small child man, is fighting who i assume is lightweight champion nurmagomedov on the prelims

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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if you are a despicable piece of poo poo you should definitely try to become the curator of bigger pieces of poo poo

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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spb posted:

Brendan Shaub’s book

oh yeah, lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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schaub: i think you'd be surprised with the outcome of me writing a book

joe rogan, really intensely: i think it will be stupid loving garbage that is inexplicably successful much like your entire life

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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spb posted:

Not sure if Brendan's writing style is Joycean or if it's just the CTE

celebrated gibberish masterpiece 'finnegans wake' or an excerpt from brendan schaub's upcoming book, specifically the chapter that details his first match in the cage or 'cubehouse'

quote:

What then agentlike brought about that tragoady thundersday
this municipal sin business? Our cubehouse still rocks as earwitness
to the thunder of his arafatas but we hear also through successive
ages that shebby choruysh of unkalified muzzlenimiissilehims that
would blackguardise the whitestone ever hurtleturtled out of
heaven.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Shout-out to Triticum Guzzler for getting complimented on Chapo Trap House for having the best MMA posts

are you serious and if so link immediately

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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socialism? not just for fags / cucks snowflakes and b-

mma posti- oh and, sorry man go

no you go

oh i was just going to say that as far as mma posts go try....cum? trycum? guzzler makes great ones

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

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chapo trap house was on... at the gym?

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