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DumbWhiteGuy posted:ever since Felix tweeted the blanca meme, we knew he was around here somewhere he did? at least he picked a good one.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 17:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:31 |
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I honestly didn't expect the book to suck this much
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 22:17 |
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Skip My Posts posted:You’re right but he wasn’t head matchmaker until Tito suggested him to Dana after the zuffa purchase. Cool story lol INT. SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH/KITCHEN - DAY (EARLY DAYS OF SLAVERY) Joe Silva's grandmother carries a tape of grainy Bucharest-ian MMA into a dining room. She puts it in the VCR in front of a wealthy white man. TITO (V.O.) And her momma before her momma watched MMA, too. Joe's family knew everything... INT. HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM CORRIDOR - DAY (1996) TITO (V.O.) ...there was to know about the punchin' business. JOE I know everything there is to know about the punchin' business. Matter of fact, I'm goin' into the match makin' business for myself after I finally stop mopping up after Dana's freakshow. TITO Okay.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 06:41 |
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being as desperate as they appear to be for ppv draws, i wouldn't be surprised to see the diaz brothers back fighting for titles soon.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 07:45 |
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according to a ufc facebook post dan hooker / barboza might be a thing. that's, uh, quite a step up for hooker.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 09:30 |
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YOLOsubmarine posted:Try and schedule him vs TJ on the Cormier/Brock card and see if he still says no.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 00:32 |
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Skip My Posts posted:or against Cody if Cody wins yeah both really loving good fights. i don't care about what dana thinks the fight is worth it is the fight i want to see in the ufc and i hope it happens. where the gently caress is sean shelby on this. if this was joe silva he'd be pissing in dana's ear non stop, waking him up at 3am offering to pay the difference himself and poo poo.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 00:57 |
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then again if this was two champions in joe silva's old wheelhouse wanting to fight each other dana would be offering them blowjobs and stock options
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 00:59 |
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Soothing Vapors posted:kelvin is insanely good lol. he's obese.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 15:28 |
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Lloyd Boner posted:Korean Zombie vs Frankie Edgar for UFC 229 in October That's sick and will be great.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 16:48 |
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Lid posted:[url]https://streamja.com/jew7[/url]
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 04:44 |
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Brown Paper Bag posted:Barcelos making a super impressive debut Thanks for reminding me of that guy. That combo was filthy.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 10:15 |
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25 minutes in a cage with yoel Romero usually results in a moderate to severe case of dead I think whittaker did really well on that front.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 11:17 |
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i respect cyborg after the holly holm fight. every other performance of her career repulses me on a primal level. it's a combination of her rampant and truly epic abuse of steroids, the almost impossibly low calibre of her opponents, the made up title in a made up weight division, and the fact that she is an actual draw that curdles a cyborg fight into a deeply unsettling farce that feels like a blood sacrifice to the ugliest parts of humanity brought into the light by the elephant man, frankenstein's monster, and pt barnum's parade of unfortunates. the fact that requesting cindy dandois is among the most offensive acts of her career is staggering. that streamable of dandois fighting in the ufc is literally unbelievable. c'est la vie
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 10:59 |
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i don't want cyborg / dandois to take the place of any fight on any card because it is not a legitimate contest. nobody would sanction lawler / cmpunk. even the shadier native american commissions would pause at that. how the gently caress can the same commissions even consider what is ostensibly at least as big of a mismatch?
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 13:12 |
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Dan Didio posted:Cyborg ducking and trying to wrangle circumstances to be her absolute benefit has been her game forever, it's really weird to because she could still probably comfortably beat pretty much everyone. poo poo, i respect it. getting paid insane amounts of money to take zero damage and effortlessly destroy a person who is explicitly there to lose while increasing your stock because your fanbase consists entirely of effete deviants with extremely specific kinks is an enviable point in the career of someone who looks like, and is, cris cyborg.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 13:23 |
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Dan Didio posted:It would be a lot more palatable to me if she were just beating up bad legit featherweights rather than beating women significantly smaller than her bloody and sometimes missing weight while doing it. the best natural 145er in the world other than cyborg just got embarrassed by holly holm's wrestling. i just... cannot get my head around the gulf in talent. Dan Didio posted:I actually know someone who fought her, which I always forget. that's cool. any passingly interesting anecdotes? a guy i work with knew the aforementioned second best w145er in the world personally when she wasn't a pro fighter. he said, quote, 'she is loving huge'. that's my story.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 13:39 |
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Dan Didio posted:I always forget that the UFC decided to have Holly fight Anderson, such a weird decision. right? the only other 'credible' challenger to cyborg other than nunes and they fed her to holm for no reason. unless you consider removing any credibility she had carried over from invicta while not changing holm's career trajectory one little bit a reason, for some reason.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 13:49 |
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i'd watch it if holm promises to that exact same combination she threw non-stop the entire last fight. i just could not stop thinking about how she was a professional boxer. a world champion boxer. and a world champion mixed martial artist. wmma still finding ways to be absolutely and utterly bizarre.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 13:55 |
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this is true
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 13:56 |
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jay z's sedan posted:you've seen cyborgs record right? i have, but to be honest i'm having trouble parsing your point...
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 13:57 |
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how. the gently caress is shogun on a really loving respectable 3 fight streak (lil nog, beastin, weidman's friend)? well, if shogun or that smith dude get a quick ko and can safely do a quick turn around, the gus fight would be good.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 15:52 |
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also, in poo poo no same person really cares about news, dc has replaced mm at the top of the p4p list. fair call imo.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 15:54 |
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they should strip covington and then cut him from the roster completely. can't wait to see how till's tentative technical striking will match up with woodley's unique style. after we find out, just close down the welterweight division for 6 months. completely strip it. like it never existed. then open it again and have a ww tournament and we'll start all over. ww since lawler's reign has been as tragic as mark hunt's childhood and way less violent.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 16:01 |
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have you guys seen that ww tournament that's happening in bellator? it is, no poo poo, better than whatever the gently caress the ufc's ww division has become by orders of magnitude.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 16:08 |
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Bluedeanie posted:The Woodley Era isn't as bad as you make it out to sound. He has had some bad fights but also good fights too. If GSP had to fight Demian Maia and a cowardly ineffectual Wonderboy then his fights might have been better than Woodley's but not by a lot. I think the depth of contendership is just weak right now by comparison to 5-8 years ago. no champion has ever had 3 title fights in a row as bad as wonderboy 1,2, and maia. there are very, very few champions who have had one title defence as bad as any of those three, let alone all three in succession. woodley has built a case for being the most unwatchable champion in combat sports.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 09:25 |
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pepperchomp posted:Anderson silva? unless i am very much mistaken he had two unwatchable fights against maia and leites and they were not back to back so i don't know what purpose saying his name serves
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 10:03 |
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Foul Fowl posted:tim sylvia had the awful arlovski and monson title fights back to back. but sylvia is probably the most hated ufc champion in history so woodley's in good company. that is a loving grim indictment lol. even if sylvia had a third we'd have to stop judging it based on effective striking and grappling (number of unwatchable fights in a row) and start looking at aggression and octagon control (calibre of the weight class they are / were intent on making unwatchable with their antics) and i'm going to have to still give woodley the tedious majority decision.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 11:47 |
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er, yeah i've got nothing really to say to that. ok.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 12:23 |
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it's so loving cool that cormier knocked out stipe. it didn't even go for a full round but the 3 or so minutes it went on for qualifies it for roty imo. drat. fat dad.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 12:53 |
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pepperchomp posted:Haven't all the big champs caught poo poo for boring fights? I coulda sworn gsp had some boring ones. Or Ben Henderson? Or Aldo? Idk, I'm not defending Woodley or anything cause his last few fights have been dog poo poo. But my mma memory is gettin kinda fuzzy and now I'm really trying to think of some boring rear end title fights that I regret paying for over the years. yeah man i'm not sure you're on the same page as me or any of the other people discussing woodley's title reign but that's cool, it's always good to hear what fights people thought were tedious or whatever.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 12:56 |
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Foul Fowl posted:woodley getting owned by marquardt's incredible combination a lil catharsis for us all https://streamable.com/wy6mn
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 13:07 |
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jones / osp was an abortion but yeah in general ufc champs loving own and that's why it's so unusual to have such a strong case for hating a champion specifically because his title fights suck to a crazy degree
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 13:10 |
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drat that's cool
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 01:43 |
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that fight ends in a knockout and i give the edge to perry. cerrone loving loves to get hit in the head. that said though, if cerrone pulls off one of those sick 6 hit combos like the rick story ko and switches off perry's r-word brain that would be equally sick. such a good fight.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 03:31 |
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donald cerrone could easily wrestle and submit perry but instead he will get knocked out by him because he is allergic to fighting like the extremely well-rounded fighter he is
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 06:17 |
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i think it's good to know the difference between a swear word and a slur and to adjust your posting accordingly so our mod doesn't have to do anything. it's a cruel world that we've lost so many good community members to the wind but fozzy is still here. i often wonder if atom is really gone or if he came back as a re-reg and is actually just a normal dude. we know it's possible because mobn did it and that was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 03:06 |
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Neurosis posted:mobn did not come back as normal or a dude. bad choice of pronoun on my part for sure, but when i say 'normal' i mean an unoffensive contributor that i never had a problem with and who i never in a million years suspected of being mobn
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 03:26 |
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Skip My Posts posted:if you made fun of him at all he would accuse you of stalkign him online is this before or after she was exposed as the mobn rereg? i honestly don't remember her saying or doing any weird poo poo in the mma threads
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 03:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:31 |
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same.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 03:33 |