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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Thanks Mekchu

God even knowing it would be bad, that Punk/Jackson fight was still shockingly bad. Jackson somehow managed to completely dominate him but look bad doing it, which is impressive in and of itself.

Cormier vs. Miocic is gonna be great, but Ngannou vs. Lewis is gonna be a loving spectacle and I can't wait.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Fentry posted:

If you want to update this Mighty Mouse is scheduled to fight Henry Cejudo next month at UFC 227

MM has already beaten Cejudo pretty handily in the past, hasn't he?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Speaking of which, they're doing Cody vs TJ again at UFC 227 right? That seems surprisingly quick for a rematch.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Skip My Posts posted:

god drat i hope cejudo wins somehow

Please don't post Ali Abdelaziz's strategy so openly.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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DoombatINC posted:

Okay I'm gonna skip right past the Danger middle name and go straight to: he named his son a quasi-acronym for Donald Anthony Cerrone + Son, like he's a flustered professor building a boy robot in an Disney live action movie

Goddammit, there's another script I have to abandon halfway through.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Flashing vision and slurred speech, holy poo poo

It sucks we won't get that fight, but God I hope he is okay.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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kensei posted:

drat you Jerusalem!

I shoulda kept my drat mouth shut and let the event arrive pretending I didn't know it was coming

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Oh God don't be injured

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Wise Learned Man posted:

Could somebody please locate the witch that the CEO of WME ran over and pay her medical bills

"Thinner!" rasps the old woman, pointing her finger at DC. After a pause she frowns, points again and shouts,"Thinner! ....THINNER! I said Thi.... gently caress it" and storms off.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Ahahaha.

Man, losing Holloway/Ortega sucks, but Ngannou/Lewis would probably have been enough to get me to buy the show even without Stipe/DC (please don't let the card lose Stipe/DC)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Skip My Posts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJCpt6Mqng#t=2957s
haha watch dana after the fall, "you gotta be fuckin kiddin me"

The look on Dana's face post-fall is priceless

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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mewse posted:

Forsooth! Be there a tuf finale GDT?

Make one if you'd like

Matt Lindland posted:

The entire dc/stipe fight is happening because Jones/Brock didnít. Thatís the fight people, me included, actually want to watch.

Yeah, I'm a big DC fan but I really wanted to see a Brock/Jon fight and I'm sure Dana was doubly furious that Jones didn't just gently caress up LHW again but the potential money of that match.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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DC can sell the gently caress out of a match, goddamn.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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He so clearly has potential, his loss to Stipe he at least gave it his all but was just outclassed. This fight was so weird because he almost literally did nothing for three rounds, finally threw a proper punch AFTER the final bell and then just disappeared. I have no idea what he was thinking.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Le Saboteur posted:

I'm very surprised Dana refused to bury Derrick Lewis.

He did use the phrase "abomination" to describe the match earlier, but I honestly think he's just so goddamn happy about how the main went and the prospect of promoting DC/Brock that he can't be mad.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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G-Hawk posted:

DC just said on fox he plans to go down to 205 and defend before facing brock

Gustafsson?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I really wouldn't be surprised if he isn't looking to wrap up his career this year win or lose against Brock.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Le Saboteur posted:

So wait even if he gets the minimum 2 year suspension he's still out until after DCs retirement date?

I think that at best, if he's very lucky and gets the minimum possible the earliest he can get back is like August of next year, and Cormier's birthday is in March.

Benefit for Jones is that he's still so young that he can come back and still have a pretty long and successful career, but he'll probably never get the chance to get an unsullied victory over Cormier.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Skip My Posts posted:

if brock lesnar knew you he'd slap ya

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Le Saboteur posted:

The crowd popped louder than anything I've heard on WWE lately

Yeah, I wish WWE was anywhere near as good as that Brock/Cormier stuff.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Bob Morales posted:

you can give the average joe all the steroids you want

Joe Rogan:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Mekchu posted:

Where does the molestation of a corpse come into the promotional material for a fight?

Wasn't that round 3 of Punk/Jackson?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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People obviously care about steroids which is why they were discussing it.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Fuckin' lol at you acting like you are above it all constantly when you begged people to watch you stream a card game and couldn't get anyone to give a poo poo

Nobody cares about poster gimmicks or slapfights or stuff that happened in a different subforum, so don't discuss those.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Sadly I think it's overselling Punk's skill level if you call him average.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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TheKingslayer posted:

I think Brock getting knocked out by DC is going to rule.

It's gonna be awesome, though I guess it's not gonna happen till 2019?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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YOLOsubmarine posted:

Try and schedule him vs TJ on the Cormier/Brock card and see if he still says no.

gently caress, that would be great.

Lloyd Boner posted:

Korean Zombie vs Frankie Edgar for UFC 229 in October

Gonna be real weird cheering insanely hard against Frankie for once

gently caress, this'll be great!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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So Anderson Silva's dick works again now?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Mr. Carlisle posted:

Talent exchange program in full swing

Dana: Here's Mighty Mouse, you can do great things with him on your cruiserweight show.
Vince: Awesome, when do you want him back?
Operator: The number. you have called. is. no longer. in service.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I know the rankings are a bit (a large (almost entirely) bit) of a joke, but Anthony Smith isn't even ranked in the Light Heavyweight Top 15 and he's getting the main event tomorrow against Shogun?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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It is still weird to me that Shogun is only 36, I always kinda figured he was early-mid 40s.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Incredible

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Untrustable posted:

UFC August: Little Folks and Cody Gay Jokes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I had to miss the latest show, but the card looked great, was it good? I've managed to avoid most results but just wondering if there was anything can't miss on there?

STONE COLD 64 posted:

also early reports are the cormier/miocic ppv did about 280k ppv buys, which is way under projection.

That's crazy, it was such a good card.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Byolante posted:

Trump spiked Jon Jones' gas station dick medicine

Jones: Your honor, I have a new defense prepared....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Oh man watching Stephens just crumple to the ground in that Aldo fight was a hell of a thing. The fact he lasted as long as he did after that was pretty remarkable.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Jesus Christ the end of Alvarez/Poirier

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Untrustable posted:

I know a local dude. He's...not good.

I heard CM Punk gets mad when people brag about knowing him

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