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We need some sort of big rear end war painting to take up an entire wall. How can we expect our customers to enjoy their wine if they can't examine the finer details of someone getting stabbed by a bayonet while doing so? Also: Will you be able to name your future restaurants?
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Does this work? Edit: I kept the crappy borders because I thought they'd clash more. 
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Jul 7, 2018 01:04
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Oh boy! I wonder if the names of the customers who will try to scam you each day are predetermined? Or are they drawn from a list in a file somewhere like X-Com does?
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Jul 7, 2018 17:47
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Pretty ballsy of Armand to make the head of a criminal syndicate take the cinnamon challenge.
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Jul 11, 2018 05:57
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ACK for maximum clash. Definitely do added space's horse thing.
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Jul 13, 2018 00:43
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Gonna go against the grain and Ban anyone at La Cosa Nostra from making Guilt free cappuccino sundaes (dessert) Guilt-free? In an Italian mobster themed restaurant? Not on my watch! I mean really, what are we? Protestants?
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Jul 15, 2018 22:21
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I thought we were leaning into being owned by the mob to reverse psychology people into thinking we aren't owned by the mob?
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Jul 15, 2018 22:34
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No What sort of mobster delays at dealing death by daylight? I like to think everyone, including the Don, is extremely intimidated by Armand's decor choices.
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Jul 17, 2018 22:25
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I like to think of la cosa nostra as a room full of blucifers.
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Jul 18, 2018 14:42
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Probably unworkable but I demand a wine rack for every table Now that we're in Italy Armand needs to remind the Italians of French greatness constantly. Them not remembering it is probably why we get so few visitors at The Singing Clam
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Jul 21, 2018 18:26
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I like to think the devs found the ingredient list for like, making a baker's dozen and just put it down as one cinnamon bun.
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Jul 25, 2018 15:17
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I think he's saying his only skill is having a heartbeat. Considering the recipes he brought in I am inclined to agree.
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Jul 25, 2018 16:45
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:Let's go with the wood paneling and brick floor...and I don't really care about the tables, so I'll just take D. BAD. This and also lots of maize columbs and tents to simulate being lost in a cornfield.
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Jul 28, 2018 16:03
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FDEIbblebibble posted:Make the customers believe they are under the sea. festoon the restaurant with those rugs. A dolphin statue for every table! And this.
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Jul 30, 2018 01:16
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We'll be fine so long as we get the customers so drunk that the decor freaks them out.
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Jul 30, 2018 18:46
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Oh man, that giant sail is such a bad idea for so many reasons. I loving love it.
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Aug 2, 2018 00:35
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CDA Also someone call JC Denton and tell him that someone has stolen his likeness to use as the head of a sexed up lady elvis statue.
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Aug 7, 2018 19:53
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Replace the normal art with the fugliest recipes in the game.
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Aug 8, 2018 16:46
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We lack only an Italian restaurant in Los Angeles. Armand should use the opportunity to reveal his criminal and corporate connections to the world and flaunt them in the face of all authority by calling it Murder, Inc.. The importance of having all the restaurant types in LA is that it will make it possible for Armand to form Food Voltron, which will destroy OmniFood once and for all!
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 Bravo! 
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