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My friends keep calling me "human being" and "queerbait" because I like to sing the female parts of hardcore rap songs. I never thought about it, but I don't rap to the parts of classic rap songs. When we're all in the car listening to 90's old school, like Got Your Money by Ol' Dirty Bastard or One More Chance by Biggie I just naturally sing the female vocal parts. My friends would clown on me and call me vile names. The joke has gotten extremely out of hand and they refer to me as the "squad bitch" and they grope me and poo poo and whisper sex stuff in my ear, to be funny I guess. They treat me like a girl. We're supposed to all go out tomorrow for fireworks, and my friends said I should wear my mom's bra and skrit and poo poo or they're not giving me a ride. It just seems like my friends are being mean, or is it in good spirit?
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It's not going to end well, OP
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Jul 4, 2018 08:20
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Sounds like they want to bang you. Without commitment, no less.
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Jul 4, 2018 08:22
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Just go along with it and see where it goes, OP. And stock up on lidocaine creme and thank me later.
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Jul 4, 2018 08:51
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Oh and I know *exactly* what to do, believe me, what you need to do is get about 1/2 pound of broccoli, some liquid cheese, and about a handful of asparagus tips. Microwave that poo poo up reaalll nice and then add a can of Wolf Chili, with beans, get the kind with beans, I can't stress that enough. If you eat that too fast you will regret it, you've gotta allow at least four hours of preparation time, but no more than six, - eight would be really pushing it. You've got to time it just right, and you might want to practice two or three times before the main event. The real trick is to prepare about a half dose of a not too potent emetic, syrup of ipecac is probably too strong for your maiden voyage, iykwim, and dissolve that poo poo in one of those half-shot energy drinks. Forget about all this if you can't arrange for a friendly confederate with a ready phone, he's got to play 1/2 barker 1/2 shill to set it up. You really don't need much in the way of acting skills to simulate this severe case of food poisoning, but timing is everything. If they don't get handsy then abort the mission. If, as expected, they annoy you then just go to town, puking and blasting hot onion diarrhea all over those mooks, front and back, a truly unforgettable case of Monty Zuma's Revenge Plus
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Jul 4, 2018 09:01
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Looks like you’re gonna have to suck their dicks to establish superiority over them. It’s extra masculine if you can tell them you can suck more than one at a time.
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Jul 4, 2018 09:04
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Nigga Please
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Jul 4, 2018 09:11
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Its just like one of my lemon fanfics
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Jul 4, 2018 09:15
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Call they're bluff OP - only way to be sure imho
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Jul 4, 2018 09:18
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my dad fucks me in front of all of his friends
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Jul 4, 2018 09:22
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Tane posted:my dad fucks me in front of all of his friends 
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Jul 4, 2018 09:24
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Now I'm pregnant, and the prom's tomorrow!
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Jul 4, 2018 09:25
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This entire thread
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Jul 4, 2018 09:39
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> inventory
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Jul 4, 2018 09:42
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op have you heard of missy elliott? try singing one of those songs and teach them girls can rap too
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Jul 4, 2018 10:00
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They're not using you, they're trying to use you.
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Bad Titty Puker posted:Oh and I know *exactly* what to do, believe me, what you need to do is get about 1/2 pound of broccoli, some liquid cheese, and about a handful of asparagus tips. Microwave that poo poo up reaalll nice and then add a can of Wolf Chili, with beans, get the kind with beans, I can't stress that enough. If you eat that too fast you will regret it, you've gotta allow at least four hours of preparation time, but no more than six, - eight would be really pushing it. You've got to time it just right, and you might want to practice two or three times before the main event. The real trick is to prepare about a half dose of a not too potent emetic, syrup of ipecac is probably too strong for your maiden voyage, iykwim, and dissolve that poo poo in one of those half-shot energy drinks. Forget about all this if you can't arrange for a friendly confederate with a ready phone, he's got to play 1/2 barker 1/2 shill to set it up. You really don't need much in the way of acting skills to simulate this severe case of food poisoning, but timing is everything. If they don't get handsy then abort the mission. If, as expected, they annoy you then just go to town, puking and blasting hot onion diarrhea all over those mooks, front and back, a truly unforgettable case of Monty Zuma's Revenge Plus I think you want the ‘new usernames itt’ thread
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