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Bought the game, made a character, and Auth'd in discord. Will anyone be playing tonight (~8pm est) who can shoot me a guild invite? I'd like to undercut pubbies, please
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scopes posted:I'm in when Stealing makes it in. I already own the game, so given that tinker traps are in, I might be in shortly. I can already see my work productivity remaining about the same, except I won't be as bored.
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The first non-newbie dungeon is fantastic for cash. You can make about 5k per clear of the 1st floor using a dexxer. If you can scrounge up enough cash to get a 2h silver weapon, then you can kill each mob in about 3-4 swings. Clear the floor in about 15-20 min, run to the bank, dump the stuff, and get back. Its even faster if you invest in a couple recall runes and a stack of scrolls. Recall scrolls and runes are Blessed and therefore you won't lose them when you die. So you dont have to worry about carrying them with you. Noise Complaint fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Aug 1, 2018 |
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Aug 1, 2018 17:18
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Apparently we're at war with the Spanish now. I'm sorry. It's not totally my fault. We have some allies though, the Germans have our back.
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Aug 1, 2018 18:02
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Man you guys are hitting all those nostalgia itches...... tempting..
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Aug 1, 2018 18:12
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"I drink Sangria made from their blood" - German Guy, This bad game, 2018
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Aug 1, 2018 18:29
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Hey i have an account given to me thats empty. If anyone wants to try hit me up in discord.
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Aug 1, 2018 21:16
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Our forever war against the Vile Spaniard has brought back great memories of using Google translate for poo poo talking purposes.
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Aug 1, 2018 23:15
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App13 posted:Bought the game, made a character, and Auth'd in discord. Will anyone be playing tonight (~8pm est) who can shoot me a guild invite? I'd like to undercut pubbies, please Usually people online. Ask in discord when you need an invite and make your way to HQ. We've now got 1.13 mil of 1.6 for the Church of Lowtax. <Satyr> Praise Lowtax, for he is ill in health <Blixxer> i hope he has a flesh eating virus
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So it seems getting flagged for an inappropriate name "your mother" while shittalking in Spanish gets your name changed to Madre. Dios mio!
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Our fearless leader protected me from being banned after I PK'ed a young player. Thanks fearless leader.
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Noise Complaint posted:Our fearless leader protected me from being banned after I PK'ed a young player. Are you still stuck with the "Warning - I touch young players" tag? Because lol. From last night's murder party: quote:Cuck Finn: Goonsquad is proud to report we have brought justice to a shoplifter!
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Aug 4, 2018 00:46
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Cuck Finn: Goonsquad is proud to report we have brought justice to a shoplifter! Haha that's great Dante fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Aug 4, 2018 |
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Aug 4, 2018 09:36
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insightful finland commentary in the new ultima thread 
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Aug 4, 2018 15:06
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That is an amazing avatar, who did you annoy 
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Aug 4, 2018 16:32
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some dude went nuts cause I made fun of wonder womans pro-idf tweeters
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Aug 4, 2018 16:38
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Noise Complaint posted:Our fearless leader protected me from being banned after I PK'ed a young player. You're welcome. Now please, no more touching Youngs
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Aug 4, 2018 20:04
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All goons please check discord for a vote on the squad's future.
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Debated for a few days whether or not I should buy this, but I ended up going for it. I'm in game as Ghost Mantra currently wandering towards Brit.
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Pulvis Sumus posted:Debated for a few days whether or not I should buy this, but I ended up going for it. I'm in game as Ghost Mantra currently wandering towards Brit. Get your goony rear end to HQ where we can invite you and initiate you to the Church of Lowtax
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Aug 5, 2018 09:21
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I died in a sewer and my corpse was being guarded by vampires. I lost everything. 10/10 this game is great
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Finally broke down, bought the game, installed, created a new character, killed a bear, server went down. A+
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Doom Rooster posted:Finally broke down, bought the game, installed, created a new character, killed a bear, server went down. A+ That's a known bug. You're supposed to grind for two weeks before you can kill the bear.
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The Goonpocolypse is dawning Also, I hear Citadel Studios have now begun to roll out custom asset access. Oh, how I hope we have llamas a dmc delorean fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Aug 5, 2018 |
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Aug 5, 2018 18:51
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Thanks for the invite Goons. Snagged the newbie dexer sword kit and started killing stuff much more effectively. Does fighting harder stuff increase skill gains any faster?
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Doom Rooster posted:Thanks for the invite Goons. Snagged the newbie dexer sword kit and started killing stuff much more effectively.
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 LISTEN UP, NERDS - WE ARE MOVING GOON TOWNWe are moving Goon Town closer to Bucc's Den. There is a portal from Occlo that goes to this location so although geographically it is further away, the walk is actually faster. The new location will have structures organised in a more efficient way. It is against server rules to deliberately block off resources from other people by placing a line of houses. Therefore, we will make the Goon Street Gauntlet. This will mean two rows of houses with a narrow path between them. Pubbies beware, because Goon the Ripper could pop out at any time. I envision the area looking something like this, HS being House, = being a pathway, HQ being the all new Church of St Lowtax: code:We are going to need Mages to make a portal from Current HQ to New HQ so we can move all the poo poo out of the current place. Some people have multiple accounts so an outpost can be made somewhere for safer crafting if so desired. Dante/Dovestrangler will be using his alt account to ready up Goon Mart. Dante posted:Nope, it's all classic UO. You gain by use, doesn't matter if you hit a rabbit or a champion. or a goon 
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Setting up macroing overnight is a no go for me, but setting it up before going to work is great. What should a brand new dexer start with?
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Bettyspagh3tt1 posted:As I read this thread this gets more and more tempting If all the goons idling in discord are active then we make up roughly 5% of the server population (based on the number of people idling in the official discord). The status quo is a bunch of old money jerking themselves off and a gold rush of new/old players is coming soon. The joy of playing as goons is inversely proportional to the strictness of anti-griefing protection and this game allows you the ability to behead your foes and mount their heads on your wall. In as Walter Buttons/Cuck Finn/A MOM and a player to be named later.
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Doom Rooster posted:Setting up macroing overnight is a no go for me, but setting it up before going to work is great. What should a brand new dexer start with? Fight in brit sewers level 2 and farm harpys until you have 60ish weapon skills. Then buy a silver weapon and farm deception. You can make your own bandages from taking the cart behind Moonglow to Mag farms and pick cotton, then weave and cut it twice.
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Dante posted:Take Magic Resist, Fencing, Tactics and Healing as your four initial skills. Buy up anatomy to 30 after you start. For your last two you could do whatever you want, parry and poisoning is a strong PvP build. Magery helps for quality of life stuff. Ahhh poo poo, I should have been more clear. Character is already created and I have a few hours loving around. What SKILLS should I macro first before heading to work? I took Swords, parry, tactics and anatomy. Gonna swing by and buy the MR, healing and magery books.
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Doom Rooster posted:Ahhh poo poo, I should have been more clear. Character is already created and I have a few hours loving around. What SKILLS should I macro first before heading to work? You're not gonna be buying an MR book, pal. You can macro healing and swords by hitting on a goon afk and healing them while you swing
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Have melee gains improved at all recently? The other day when I was AFK hitting I got nothing in mace fighting after an hour
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You might be hitting the wrong thing. You can GM weapons for the low 80s in an evening of hitting shadow elementals.
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That could definitely be it. I was hitting a goon with a mace, getting a lot of healing and anatomy points but nothing for melee
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App13 posted:That could definitely be it. I was hitting a goon with a mace, getting a lot of healing and anatomy points but nothing for melee Yeah sparring gains broke a few days ago, not sure if this is intended or a bug.
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Any hot spots to semi-afk macro melee then?
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Angelwolf posted:You're not gonna be buying an MR book, pal. If you hosed up like me and didn't pick MR don't worry too much about it.. it goes up really fast. App13 posted:Any hot spots to semi-afk macro melee then? Goon town, which is moving today, but is safe...
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soy posted:If you hosed up like me and didn't pick MR don't worry too much about it.. it goes up really fast. Sweet. Gonna stick it out then. Thanks. Also, where the hell do you get bags? My pack is so full of random poo poo.
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