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Since we've been talking about it in the N/V thread, I thought setting up the annual predictions thread might be a good idea NFC East 1. Philadelphia Eagles: 11-5 2. Dallas Cowboys: 10-6* 3. Washington: 8-8 4. New York Giants: 7-9 NFC North 1. Green Bay Packers: 10-6 2. Minnesota Vikings: 10-6 3. Detroit Lions: 8-8 4. Chicago Bears: 3-13 NFC South 1. Atlanta Falcons: 12-4 2. New Orleans Saints: 10-6* 3. Carolina Panthers: 7-9 4. Tampa Bay Bucs: 3-13 NFC West 1. Los Angeles Rams: 11-5 2. San Francisco 49ers: 9-7 3. Arizona Cardinals: 6-10 4. Seattle Seahawks: 6-10 AFC East 1. New England Patriots: 13-3 2. Miami Dolphins: 6-10 3. New York Jets: 5-11 4. Buffalo Bills: 2-14 AFC North 1. Pittsburgh Steelers: 12-4 2. Baltimore Ravens: 9-7* 3. Cleveland Browns: 6-10 4. Cincinnati Bengals: 5-11 AFC South 1. Houston Texans: 11-5 2. Jacksonville Jaguars: 9-7 3. Tennessee Titans: 8-8 4. Indianapolis Colts: 6-10 AFC West 1. Los Angeles Chargers: 11-5 2. Kansas City Chiefs: 11-5* 3. Oakland Raiders: 7-9 4. Denver Broncos: 4-12 Playoffs 1. Patriots 2. Steelers 3. Chargers 4. Texans 5. Chiefs 6. Ravens 1. Falcons 2. Eagles 3. Rams 4. Packers 5. Saints 6. Cowboys Wild Card Chargers over Ravens Texans over Chiefs Cowboys over Rams Saints over Packers Divisional Chargers over Steelers Patriots over Texans Falcons over Cowboys Saints over Eagles Championship Patriots over Chargers Saints over Falcons Superbowl Patriots over Saints
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The titans are winning the super bowl
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Jul 6, 2018 01:25
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The Bengals will win the super bowl also
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Jul 6, 2018 01:50
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Seahawks are going 9-7 And making the Superbowl
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Jul 6, 2018 02:05
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Detroit Lions Sep. 10 Jets WIN - Home opener, it's the Jets. Sep. 16 @49ers LOSE - Handsome Jimmy G is Real. Sep. 23 Patriots LOSE - Tom Brady Bullshit. Sep. 30 @Cowboys WIN - I think this will be a close game but I love my Lions! Oct. 7 Packers LOSE - What do I need to say? Oct. 21 @Dolphins WIN - I think they'll win regardless, the MOV depends on how Tannehill looks. Oct. 28 Seahawks WIN - Home game with a Seattle defense that looks to be a shell of what it used to be. Nov. 4 @Vikings LOSE - I belive the Vikings are gonna be very good next year. Nov. 11 @Bears LOSE - I don't think the Bears will be good next year but it's an away divisional game  Nov. 18 Panthers WIN - Close-fought game, maybe an OT win? Nov. 22 Bears WIN - Not too worried about the Bears at home (famous last words). Dec. 2 Rams LOSE - The Rams terrify me. Dec. 9 @Cardinals WIN - Seems like a rebuilding year for the Cardinals. Dec. 16 @Bills WIN - Sorry Bills, your QB situation is a dumpster fire. Dec. 23 Vikings LOSE - Again, I really like the Vikings' odds of getting to the SB. Dec. 30 @Packers LOSE - lol. So overall, an 8-8, extremely average season. e: With a new coach it's always tough to predict this stuff. It seems like we shored up the line and running game so I'm hoping that'll help take some of the load off of Stafford/open things up a little bit. The defense still worries me but
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Jul 6, 2018 03:46
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Metapod posted:The titans are winning the super bowl
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Jul 6, 2018 06:55
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Heres some fun little predictions too. Make sure to properly credit me when they come true Marvin lewis will favor an established veteran over playing a promising youngster. Exhibit a this season will be good old michael johnson. Derek carr gets benched by week 12 Pat mahomes looks like deshaun watson last season thru week 6, then falls off hard midseason. Chiefs barely miss the playoffs. Calvin ridley is oroty Dallas completely falls apart. Garrett gets fired after week 7 going into the bye week Joe flacco is out of his job by week 3 maximum Playoff teams in each conference: NE PIT HOU LAC TEN DEN PHI NO MIN SF GB WSH
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Jul 6, 2018 07:22
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Here, let's talk about the Bills, but first, something to help you get into the head-space of the Buffalo Bills. https://www.buffalobills.com/news/camp-countdown-no-20-3-reasons-kelvin-benjamin-will-excel-in-2018 The Bills are hyping up Kelvin Benjamin. Kelvin Benjamin, if you recall, had a good rookie year four years ago, and has spent the three years since injured and/or fat. On the rare occasions which he wasn't either hurt or fat, he was bad(just marginally less so). Kelvin Benjamin would be a good player to take a flier on. The Bills tell us we should be hyped, because Kelvin Benjamin is our #1 receiver(by default). He wasn't even our leading receiver last year(some dude who joined the team after him was, at least outside of Shady and always-hurt Charles Clay). So, let's take a look at the schedule. @Baltimore Ravens vs. Los Angeles Chargers @Minnesota Vikings @Green Bay Packers vs. Tennessee Titans @Houston Texans @Indianapolis Colts vs. New England Patriots vs. Chicago Bears @New York Jets Bye vs. Jacksonville Jaguars @Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets vs. Detroit Lions @New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins I bolded games that seem winnable. You'll notice there are 7 of them. It's possible the Bills could randomly poo poo-house a much better team, and more likely still that they'll poo poo the bed against, like, the Colts or get torched by Mitch Trubisky for no apparent reason. So I'm going to go with 6-10. They'll start out dire, but finish "strong", and the offense will be putrid, because there are no receivers or quarterbacks.
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Jul 6, 2018 22:31
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the minnesota vikings will win the super bowl
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Jul 6, 2018 22:49
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Jared Goff will throw a pass this year
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Jul 6, 2018 22:51
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General thoughts: 7 of the top 10 teams going in are in the NFC, meaning that it's going to be loving ridiculous for any other team to claw their way into the playoffs, and they'll all be beating up on each other and lowering their wins. In the AFC, all the middle class teams have QB question marks, so I expect one of them to randomly have 10 wins, and the ones that gently caress it up to randomly have 4. AFC: E: Patriots 12-4 Dolphins 8-8 Jets 7-9 Bills 6-10 N: Steelers 11-5 Bengals 9-7 Ravens 7-9 Browns 5-11 S: Jaguars 12-4 Titans 10-6 Texans 6-10 Colts 4-12 W: Chargers 9-7 Chiefs 8-8 Broncos 6-10 Raiders 6-10 NFC E: Eagles 10-6 Washington 7-9 Giants 6-10 Cowboys 5-11 N: Vikings 11-5 Lions 9-7 Packers 9-7 Bears 7-9 S: Saints 10-6 Falcons 10-6 Panthers 10-6 Buccaneers 6-10 W: Rams 10-6 49ers 7-9 Cardinals 6-10 Seahawks 5-11 Playoffs: Wildcard 5 Titans @ 4 Chargers 6 Bengals @ 3 Steelers 6 Panthers @ 3 Saints 5 Falcons @ 4 Eagles Divisional Chargers @ 1 Jaguars Steelers @ 2 Patriots Falcons @ 1 Vikings Saints @ 2 Rams Championship: Patriots @ Jaguars Falcons @ Rams Superbowl: Who cares, that'd be hilarious.
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Jul 6, 2018 22:57
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Some stuff I posted in the other thread that might help you idiots actually make good predictions: Strength of schedule by win percentage: quote:1 Green Bay Packers 138-118 .539 Playoff odds that Kalli sorted into tiers: quote:NE -1500
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Jul 6, 2018 23:49
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Vegas projected win totals and over/unders:
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Jul 6, 2018 23:50
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Anyways here are my predictions: 17 serious broken bones 3 drunk driving arrests 5 battered wives/girlfriends 1 high-profile rape 21 torn ligaments (knee) 4 torn or severely injured achilles tendons 1 suicide 2 severe spinal injuries leading to permanent mobility impairment 2 career-ending car/motorcycle accidents
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Jul 7, 2018 00:01
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Play posted:Anyways here are my predictions: You could probably turn this into the 12 dqys of Christmas.
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Jul 7, 2018 00:03
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Flikken posted:You could probably turn this into the 12 dqys of Christmas. Ten bones a breakin' Nine wives are beaten Eight cars a-crashin' Seven knees a tearin' Six spines a snappin Fiiiiiiiiivveee torn labruuuuuuuuuummmmms Four suicides Three a-rrests Two brutal rapes and a pla-yerrrrr paralyzed for liiiiiifffffeee
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Play posted:Ten bones a breakin'
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And a granny rape with sah-dome-yyyyy
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Jul 7, 2018 01:29
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We're all going to hell
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Jul 7, 2018 01:34
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Play posted:We're all going to hell Pretty sure we're already there.
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If Deshaun Watson is healthy, the Texans are going 13-3. If he's hurt, 3-13.
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AFC: E: Patriots 11-5 Jets 7-9 Dolphins 5-11 Bills 3-13 N: Steelers 11-5 Ravens 8-8 Bengals 7-9 Browns 6-10 S: Jaguars 12-4 Titans 10-6 Texans 8-8 Colts 5-11 W: Chargers 12-4 Chiefs 10-6 Raiders 6-10 Broncos 4-12 NFC E: Eagles 12-4 Cowboys 10-6 Giants 7-9 Washington 4-12 N: Vikings 11-5 Lions 9-7 Packers 9-7 Bears 7-9 S: Saints 9-7 Falcons 9-7 Buccaneers 8-8 Panthers 8-8 W: Rams 12-4 49ers 11-5 Cardinals 6-10 Seahawks 1-15 Playoffs: Wildcard Titans @ Patriots Chiefs @ Steelers Vikings @ Cowboys Saints @ 49ers Divisional Chargers @ Patriots Jaguars @ Chiefs Rams @ Vikings Eagles @ Saints Championship: Chargers @ Jaguars Rams @ Saints Superbowl: Jaguars @ Rams Seattle will be awful.
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Jul 7, 2018 21:42
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Cleveland will make the playoffs along with Baltimore thanks to a dominating season by Lamar Jackson who is the second coming of whatever a great first coming was and that sounds dirty. Cleveland will lose in the first round. Contracts will be renewed. Cleveland will be a failure for the following 5 seasons. Baker Mayfield will be a broken husk of a man, Hue will pursue aliens, Haslam will be a poo poo
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Jul 7, 2018 22:29
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All rookie QBs drafted in the first round start on opening day.
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Marvin Lewis will sit Ross another year and the bengals will lose to the browns twice.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:All rookie QBs drafted in the first round start on opening day. I might get behind this if not for Baltimore.
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Master Stur posted:Marvin Lewis will sit Ross another year and the bengals will lose to the browns twice. the 14 games he's going to sit does not constitute a full year and should not count
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Bengals: 19-0 Congratulations to the Cincinnati Bengals
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Division winners NFC: Rams Vikings Saints Eagles Wildcard NFC: Packers Redskins Division winners AFC: Chargers Steelers Titans Patriots Wildcard AFC: Bengals Jaguars Assorted predictions: Another ACL tear for Watson about 5-7 games in Eagles will still be good but less dominant than last season and will face an early loss Mahomes will be good but the defense will let him down and he'll make the occasional stupid play leading to an interception Browns win 4 - 8 games Patriots will have the worst record of any division winning team Sad King Billy posted:Playoffs: I like this. A Jaguars Rams super bowl would be the poo poo. God is great Play fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jul 9, 2018 |
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Jul 9, 2018 18:07
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Crescent Wrench posted:I might get behind this if not for Baltimore. Joe Flacco is scared.
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Here's the predictor site if you're like me and want to do week-by-week results https://playoffpredictors.com/Football/NFL?L=Aw18ZXTt-DFOS1b0ckA AFC East Patriots 12-4 Jets 6-10 Bills 6-10 Dolphins 4-12 AFC North Steelers 11-5 Ravens 8-8 Browns 6-10 Bengals 6-10 AFC South Texans 11-5 Titans 10-6 Colts 9-7 Jaguars 9-7 AFC West Chargers 11-5 Chiefs 8-8 Raiders 7-9 Broncos 5-11 Playoffs 1. Patriots 2. Texans 3. Steelers 4. Chargers 5. Titans 6. Colts Chargers over Titans Steelers over Colts Patriots over Chargers Steelers over Texans Steelers over Patriots NFC East Eagles 10-6 Cowboys 7-9 Washington 7-9 Giants 5-11 NFC North Vikings 10-6 Bears 10-6 Packers 8-8 Lions 7-9 NFC South Falcons 12-4 Saints 10-6 Panthers 8-8 Buccaneers 3-13 NFC West Rams 10-6 Seahawks 8-8 49ers 7-9 Cardinals 5-11 Playoffs 1. Falcons 2. Eagles 3. Vikings 4. Rams 5. Bears 6. Saints Rams over Bears Vikings over Saints Vikings over Eagles Falcons over Rams Vikings over Falcons Super Bowl: Vikings over Steelers
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Jul 9, 2018 22:50
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a neat cape posted:Since we've been talking about it in the N/V thread, I thought setting up the annual predictions thread might be a good idea Beating Atlanta in their own dome to deny them another Super Bowl loss would drat near be a Super Bowl victory itself.
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Jul 10, 2018 01:14
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Silly Burrito posted:Beating Atlanta in their own dome to deny them another Super Bowl loss would drat near be a Super Bowl victory itself. hah I was going to say there is literally no worse outcome than this scenario.
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Jul 10, 2018 01:18
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weird Asian candy posted:hah I was going to say there is literally no worse outcome than this scenario. Well I would assume the Saints actually beating the Patriots would be worse for you, but best for me.
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Jul 10, 2018 01:26
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Silly Burrito posted:Well I would assume the Saints actually beating the Patriots would be worse for you, but best for me. Nah. Saints over Falcons in the NFCCG IN the Dome would be apocalypse levels of doom and gloom for me. If the Pats played the Saints, whichever team loses I win and whatever team wins I lose so meh.
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Jul 10, 2018 01:38
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Baker Mayfield is credited for ELECTRIFYING the Cleveland fanbase by hauling in 3 to 4 wins.
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Jul 10, 2018 02:40
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Metapod posted:The titans are winning the super bowl
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Jul 10, 2018 04:17
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I'm fine with any team in the AFC winning the Super Bowl other than the Patriots or Steelers (or Broncos but that looks super unlikely)
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Jul 10, 2018 07:35
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The Eagles repeat. 
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Browns: 3-13 Gordon relapses Antonio Callaway steals a car and is arrested Of Sashi's remaining 15 picks on the roster 6 will be cut and Corey Coleman will be traded for scraps Hue Jackson will keep his hold over Jimmy Haslam and not be fired Greg Robinson makes the team Tyrod, Mayfield and Stanton go down to injury Garrett gets 12 sacks
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