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So here it is. Levi is back! I can't believe he's been a front page contributor for almost a decade now. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/johnston-scott-pruitt/ I also thought the Olive Garden bot update from a couple weeks ago was pretty good and almost made this thread then. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/olive-garden-bot/
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Jim Long-un posted:I know it's gauche to act like you actually read the front page but Geist Editor unironically owns and I love the weird bullshit he writes. bring back Wink Martindale I genuinely read the front page and he never lets me down
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Be sure to check out his site, http://www.thebadguyswin.com So much wonderful WTF DND goodness.
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I like the Papa John's article. quote:For 9 out of the last 15 years, Papa John's had been voted as only slightly worse than Pizza Hut and managed to beat Domino's in 2009 when they released that gum and nuts pizza. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/papa-john-ceo/
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I've been reading a lot of the old Wtf, D&D articles. Those were fun.
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All will love the red worm. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/red-worm-hellofresh/
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5TonsOfFlax posted:All will love the red worm. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/red-worm-hellofresh/ My child, my worm, my child
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I hope this means we'll see a few more articles diving back into that series; I'm particularly interested in seeing how much of a Hell-dystopia the US has become after the worm-war.
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I can't express the amount of joy I have at seeing a red worm throwback on the front page all these years after the Below saga.
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Is this an Instructions for a Help prequel?
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5TonsOfFlax posted:All will love the red worm. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/red-worm-hellofresh/ This is an extremely good read and I hope it leads to further horror from Parsons.
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thread delivers, good readsquote:We appreciate all of our customers at the Hairplace and ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO RAISE THE STANDARD OF FIRE AND DEATH! edited for no spoils
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Today's article should be required reading for anybody who likes Zack https://www.somethingawful.com/news/global-extinction-inevitable/
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I thought today's article was really good. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/resistance-candidate-compromise/ And as a bonus, here's what might be my personal favorite Zack article, from 2005: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/europa/
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Chairman Capone posted:And as a bonus, here's what might be my personal favorite Zack article, from 2005: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/europa/
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Just finished Liminal States, Best book ever! A must read for anyone who enjoys dark fiction like Clive Barker and China Mieville.
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Today's Zack article: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/abcde-southwest-airlines/ I always like when Zack manages to work in some of the enormous amount of Star Wars minutiae he has stored inside his brain.
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Chairman Capone posted:Today's Zack article: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/abcde-southwest-airlines/ After a week of teaching other peoples' kids, this is really cathartic.
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New sorghum article contains vital medieval nutrients, the most important ones: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/food-trends-sorghum/
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And here I was, thinking that the trend of 2019 was going to be intermittent fasting.
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Zack's updates are always good. Somehow I missed the HelloFresh article and I am just so terribly pleased that RED WORM TIME is again
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/bezos-enquirer-selfies/ That poor Rasta Banana astronaut.
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I liked the Dracula school shooter preparation story: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/active-shooter-white/ It's a testament to the time we live in that it's only slightly crazier than the actual story that inspired it: https://edition.cnn.com/2019/03/21/us/indiana-active-shooter-pellets/index.html Also reminded me of the old Flash Tub about Dracula: https://www.somethingawful.com/flash-tub/dracula-is-coming/
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/marie-kondo-corpses/ slayed me... finally, someone combined my two deepest interests, the 2003 rob zombie movie House of 1000 Corpses, and that Marie Kondo poo poo off netflix
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cap-n-crunch posted:Just finished Liminal States, Best book ever! A must read for anyone who enjoys dark fiction like Clive Barker and China Mieville. QFT, that book was great. Need to reread it someday
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Zack raises a big question: if the USSR had embraced the capitalism needed to promote CBD oil, could the Chernobyl firefighters have actually been healthier than before they were irradiated? https://www.somethingawful.com/news/chernobyl-cbd-oil/
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I love Zack, he is by far my favorite writer. His current front page about free speech racists is lazy and dumb. He is above this. Yes bad racisms are bad literally nobody disputes that. Cmon Zack. EDIT: I still share that giant praying mantis gossip column article to this day. It is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Seriously I'm not trying to be a big douche man. Relayer fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Jun 15, 2019 |
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Relayer posted:Yes bad racisms are bad literally nobody disputes that. Yes, literally no one on social media platforms disputes that racism is bad or tries to use free speech to justify it.
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Liminal States was such a good book that I've bought it multiple times. Keep lending it to people then needing a new copy. I'll buy the kindle version next time I think. It's so good I don't think a sequel could ever be written because that would take away from the impact of the ending. Art. I don't use that lightly.
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Happy late July 4 from Zack! https://www.somethingawful.com/news/foxworthy-border-patrol/ DancingShade posted:Liminal States was such a good book that I've bought it multiple times. Keep lending it to people then needing a new copy. I'll buy the kindle version next time I think. I've only read it once back in 2012 but it's stuck with me since. It's one of the novels that I think back to most often, and that's not an exaggeration. Has he ever said he was thinking of a sequel?
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Chairman Capone posted:Happy late July 4 from Zack! too real, bro - too real 
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Jul 8, 2019 15:23
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This article is part of the Jeff Foxworthy series
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DancingShade posted:Liminal States was such a good book that I've bought it multiple times. Keep lending it to people then needing a new copy. I'll buy the kindle version next time I think. For some reason I was thinking of that book. I read some excerpts a long while ago and thought I'd put it on my list. This post convinces me.
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Behold, the new suffering is here! https://www.somethingawful.com/news/cenobite-amazon-ambassador/
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Chairman Capone posted:Behold, the new suffering is here! Let us all give thanks unto BEZOS.
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