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A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i noticed there are actually a fair number of cspammers like myself who are dealing with not only living through trumphellworld but actually trying to raise a small person at the same time, and how loving terrifying it is. so this is the Official C-spam Parent support group Thread where we can talk about trying to raise adorable little Marxists in a world that tries to force all its impressionable minds into being good little wage slaves, abide its gender norms, subservience to authority, etc. Things I didnt even notice until I had a kid. heres some fun images

at the childrens area at the library







in toy sections





my daughter is only three and ive been very vigilant but she already shows signs of being extremely gender normative despite all my efforts, its absolutely astounding how much just existing in our society breaks our brains.

there are so many depressing topics surrounding our situation that i could ramble on and on. how are yall other parents coping.

e: gently caress forgot a tag but i guess poo poo works for this thread

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nah
Mar 16, 2009

every socialist is 19 and lives at home they dont have kids

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Congratz to us all we are now invested in hellworld, torn between death krew and life

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
the only thing i know for sure im doing right is that we live in a very diverse neighborhood and she doesnt just play with little devil cracker children

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what the hell does being 'gender normative' as a kid even mean.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


having kids is a really selfish, pointless act; you're literally bringing another person into the world just to suffer so you can feel like you contributed something

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Larry Parrish posted:

what the hell does being 'gender normative' as a kid even mean.

like she already "knows" that boys cant carry purses and that only girls can be princesses, or whatever dumb poo poo that she absorbs through other kids or family members or media or w/e

e: although it is way easier for girls to 'break the norms' .. no one gives us weird looks when she wears a dinosaur shirt, like they will for my friends kid who is not even 10 and suuuper gay and loves pink and rainbows

A Big Fuckin Hornet has issued a correction as of 00:00 on Jul 7, 2018

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Of course I have fathered many children but as a good communist I surrendered them to be raised in a communal creche. The family is the basic unit of patriarchy, sexism and authoritarianism and any man who participates in it is the ultimate collaborator

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Also please dont call little boys gay because they like rainbows

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

KaptainKrunk posted:

having kids is a really selfish, pointless act; you're literally bringing another person into the world just to suffer so you can feel like you contributed something

I agree but if its the choice between that and supporting Big Condom, well I know where Im going

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

like she already "knows" that boys cant carry purses and that only girls can be princesses, or whatever dumb poo poo that she absorbs through other kids or family members or media or w/e

e: although it is way easier for girls to 'break the norms' .. no one gives us weird looks when she wears a dinosaur shirt, like they will for my friends kid who is not even 10 and suuuper gay and loves pink and rainbows

only girls can be princesses the same way only girls can be waitresses my man.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Calibanibal posted:

Also please dont call little boys gay because they like rainbows

no. he is literally gay, he knows he likes boys and his mom is fuckin awesome

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
And congrats on being another supposedly progressive adult that thinks it's gay for boys to like bright colors lol. You have the same outlook on expression that my dad's racist red neck friends did: it was cool that my stepsister was into cars and I was a fag for liking to wear colors besides brown black and grey and being in to computers

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Maybe I'm projecting a little but call me strange but I don't think you should quantify a kids sexual expression before they have sexual expression

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Larry Parrish posted:

Maybe I'm projecting a little but call me strange but I don't think you should quantify a kids sexual expression before they have sexual expression

i dunno man i knew i liked girls in the second grade. his parents are just awesome and super supportive so he doesnt feel like hes unusual for feeling this way.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

The gay gene doesn't kick in til puberry

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
1988: I love my dead gay son
2018: I love my alive gay son

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
probably couldve worded that better but yea i wasnt making assumptions, he actually is gay and does like stereotypical 'girly' stuff and that those two things definitely make him a target from chuds.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
any child disposal tips? im asking for a friend.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
my daughter is cis scum how do i fix this

nah
Mar 16, 2009

this thread will get way more popular in a few months after Roe is overturned

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

nah posted:

this thread will get way more popular in a few months after Roe is overturned

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

KaptainKrunk posted:

having kids is a really selfish, pointless act; you're literally bringing another person into the world just to suffer so you can feel like you contributed something

Yea but on the other hand we need fresh blood to keep this ponzi scheme we call civilization going. I've got 2 who best case will be guillotine operators in the future, or at worst toil in the mines of the service industry.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
listen jerks my dumb kid was born pre-escalator and was also an accident so i dont need to feel guiltier than i already do

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Lamebot posted:

any child disposal tips? im asking for a friend.

https://www.ice.gov/

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Lamebot posted:

any child disposal tips? im asking for a friend.

https://www.marines.com

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Post kids books recommendations

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1907704833

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
had to give my three year old a time out after she perpetuated extreme gender norms by asking if she could be a ballerina for Halloween, smdh, thought we raised her better than that.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

had to give my three year old a time out after she perpetuated extreme gender norms by asking if she could be a ballerina for Halloween, smdh, thought we raised her better than that.

My 3 year old son has been into Shimmer & Shine lately which is the girliest show on Nickelodeon ever but I’m
Cool with it.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
antinatalism ftw

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

My kids own and when they grow up will be guillotine operators.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


KaptainKrunk posted:

having kids is a really selfish, pointless act; you're literally bringing another person into the world just to suffer so you can feel like you contributed something

nah

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


remember when people would say things like Hambeast and Crotchspawn here, on somethingawful

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005
i really love my daughter but what kind of world did I bequeath to her? here's a picture of her:



a problem for her and me is that if you project even a little bit into the future all stable ideas of how to live your life are dead. perhaps Daddy and Mommy have "stable jobs" but if you want to live your life in 20xx you need to learn about dealing with contigencies, how capittal jumps across national boundaries under its own needs, and the moribund status of the political system you were yourself born into

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:

i really love my daughter but what kind of world did I bequeath to her? here's a picture of her:



a problem for her and me is that if you project even a little bit into the future all stable ideas of how to live your life are dead. perhaps Daddy and Mommy have "stable jobs" but if you want to live your life in 20xx you need to learn about dealing with contigencies, how capittal jumps across national boundaries under its own needs, and the moribund status of the political system you were yourself born into

don't post that pic and start talkin' stable ideas

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005
all stable ideas have been dstroyed

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


we're actually Poor like most americans so its hard to talk about the future in the terms that i thought about growing up in the 90s. i imagine when climate apocalypse happens me and her will just roam the countryside together bashing various fash as we scrounge for food and water

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Having religious parents was kind of a drag sometimes but good golly gosh am I ever glad I wasn’t saddled with Tankie parents

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





human extinction is the only answer to climate change, please do you are part, thank u

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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Having religious parents was kind of a drag sometimes but good golly gosh am I ever glad I wasn’t saddled with Tankie parents

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