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It's actually very easy to have multiple sex partners thanks to "modern technology" like Tinder, where millions of people are looking for multiple sex partners
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Gaunab posted:Whomever Whamever, man.
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Jul 9, 2018 09:06
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I'm more of a sexual temp, never a full partner. The unpaid intern of love.
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Jul 9, 2018 09:06
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lizardman posted:It is actually really weird to have lots of sex partners. and Collapsing Farts posted:It's actually very easy to have multiple sex partners thanks to "modern technology" like Tinder, where millions of people are looking for multiple sex partners
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Jul 9, 2018 09:24
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Three Olives posted:I'm pretty sure that it is a giant myth that straight guys going out are having a lot of sex because I've been at last call at straight bars a bunch and generally it only seemed like maybe 1 or two guys in the entire bar were getting laid and the rest looked mostly pissed off that it was last call because they were ~this close~ to finding a girl to have sex with. This comports with pretty much every study I have seen that the average number of sexual partners of straight men in their 30s is like 10. I just wanna let GBS know, I had sex many times in the recent past, and met none of the girls at bars. Also, ate rear end on almost all these occasions. I can't go to a bar really without getting too drunk to gently caress, looking for sex in bars sucks. We have the internet for that now.
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Jul 9, 2018 11:19
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I've literally never gone to a bar to find a woman I feel like that is way less normal these days. At least here in my country the standard is Tinder and dating apps. Or if you're under 25 it can also be "getting incredibly wasted in clubs and loving some rando"
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Jul 9, 2018 11:42
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thread's premise is a blessing, not a curse
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Jul 9, 2018 13:28
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My bed is cold. Not always, but for the first five minutes or so each night. It gets better, and I'm warm enough but there's never someone in the bed before me. No one is taking the edge off the sheet chill (you know how silk is) while I'm brushing my teeth and picking out tomorrow's outfit. No one holds open the sheets so I can hop in easily without having to put down the mugs of hot chocolate. Only my farts keep me warm.
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Jul 9, 2018 13:47
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Ugh, my bed is way too hot Gotta sleep naked and without a cover
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Jul 9, 2018 13:50
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*texts best friend* "Hey bud while you n the old ball n chain are at a "wine tasting" i'll be tasting some sweet poon lol" *has a host of various issues including fear of commitment and a habit of destroying relationships when they appear to be "too good to be true"* *masturbates to hentai for 2 hours, then falls asleep*
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Jul 9, 2018 13:55
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2 hours is a long time to be punishing your dick, mate Stay safe out there
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Jul 9, 2018 14:01
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Collapsing Farts posted:2 hours is a long time to be punishing your dick, mate thanks to SSRI medication I now sexually identify as a butter churner, ymmv
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Jul 9, 2018 14:08
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*lusts after all my friends' girlfriends/wives, is always waiting for the perfect moment to make a move*
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Jul 9, 2018 15:36
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if death comes soon, this will be irrelevant
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Jul 9, 2018 15:37
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I tell people I'm too busy getting laid all the time to settle down but the truth is I have a trap door in the floor of my apartment and I spend my evenings trying to dig directly to hell to unleash destruction on the world, where I am not getting laid
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Jul 9, 2018 16:34
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That seems rude
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Jul 9, 2018 16:36
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*doesn't see any reason not to buy a bottle of whiskey on the way home from work, same as yesterday*
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Jul 9, 2018 16:48
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*Not-so-secretly in love with woman who married the "weird guy" in our friend group* Hey Justine, I really hate to say this, but I think maybe Mike is cheating on you. He's been weirder than usual lately, he keeps ignoring my texts and accidentally texted me some pictures of his penis. I deleted them but you know, it happened. I just want to make sure you're okay, so maybe confront him with this? Don't say I told you, I don't want to be that guy. But you should definitely get to the bottom of things. And don't worry, you can always count on me. I'm here for you, whatever you need. *scrawls JUSTINE into my bare chest with a rusty dagger, thereby completing the ritual*
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Jul 9, 2018 17:03
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Terrific Accident posted:I tell people I'm too busy getting laid all the time to settle down but the truth is I have a trap door in the floor of my apartment and I spend my evenings trying to dig directly to hell to unleash destruction on the world, where I am not getting laid 
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Jul 9, 2018 21:46
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i just havnt found the right gender yet
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Jul 9, 2018 21:53
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My best friends getting murried. I just got dumped for being 37 and not having enough money to think about children. whee.
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Jul 9, 2018 22:13
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Peetown Manning posted:thanks to SSRI medication I now sexually identify as a butter churner, ymmv Another goon said that if you can manage to cum while on ssri meds, you'll see God.
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Jul 9, 2018 22:28
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CharlestonJew posted:*lusts after all my friends' girlfriends/wives, is always waiting for the perfect moment to make a move* this but without the second part because they're all either too crazy or too boring e: also *lusts after The One Who Got Away from high school/college/a part-time job in the summer*
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Jul 9, 2018 22:56
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Rad-daddio posted:Another goon said that if you can manage to cum while on ssri meds, you'll see God. i saw god, god is my sweating belly after all the effort it took to get there, and also a bored woman who found out guys can last too long
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Jul 9, 2018 22:58
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i just havnt found the right species yet
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Jul 9, 2018 23:00
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I hate it when it's too hot out at night and even with one sheet on you're just boiling and then you get up to take a piss and come back and you lay down in your spot and it's still all gross and warm from your body heat a few minutes ago I lust for a cold, angry, lonely bed
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Jul 9, 2018 23:04
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Peetown Manning posted:i saw god, In high school I took a bunch of 2CI and had sex with my girlfriend for the first time. I was really hosed up and it was dark so the passage of time was kind of mystery. She asked me if I was on drugs and for some reason I refused to admit it. Long story short I accidentally had sex for over two hours and still didn't want to stop, she was super creeped out and broke up with me. Anyways the way to do it is jealously guard your freedom and independence while also having a steady girlfriend who almost definitely is always hoping that you will take that next step. That oatmeal as they say is just right
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Jul 9, 2018 23:24
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CharlestonJew posted:*lusts after all my friends' girlfriends/wives, is always waiting for the perfect moment to make a move* so whats the endgame for seducing your best friends wife what is the best of all possible worlds outcome for this tactical schema?
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Jul 9, 2018 23:28
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like he gives you a fist bump and a bro hug for tapping that?
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Jul 9, 2018 23:28
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*has to stop smile from creeping on face when hearing about breakups*
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Jul 9, 2018 23:52
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"I'd rather just do my own thing and I don't know if anyone else can keep up with my lifestyle." *spends entire weekend in living room playing video games and ordering pizzas, wearing the same pair of underwear from Friday morning until Monday morning*
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Jul 9, 2018 23:56
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lol but seriously I posted:so whats the endgame for seducing your best friends wife what is the best of all possible worlds outcome for this tactical schema? A singular guilt-laden smash at 2:30 AM while your friend is out of town, followed by years of weirdly inconsistent reasons you can’t attend their holiday parties/BBQ’s until they either move or he just shows up to your house drunk with a pair of bolt cutters and you make peace with your selfish dick
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Bust Rodd posted:A singular guilt-laden smash at 2:30 AM while your friend is out of town, followed by years of weirdly inconsistent reasons you can’t attend their holiday parties/BBQ’s until they either move or he just shows up to your house drunk with a pair of bolt cutters and you make peace with your selfish dick I’m so close...keep going...
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Fagmaster posted:lmao at family havers trying to rationalize their biggest mistake / regret goes home instead, drinks.
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Jul 10, 2018 00:44
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Bust Rodd posted:A singular guilt-laden smash at 2:30 AM while your friend is out of town, followed by years of weirdly inconsistent reasons you can’t attend their holiday parties/BBQ’s until they either move or he just shows up to your house drunk with a pair of bolt cutters and you make peace with your selfish dick So do you, like, keep your dick in a jar, or what?
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Jul 10, 2018 05:30
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Verimus posted:My bed is cold. Not always, but for the first five minutes or so each night. It gets better, and I'm warm enough but there's never someone in the bed before me. No one is taking the edge off the sheet chill (you know how silk is) while I'm brushing my teeth and picking out tomorrow's outfit. No one holds open the sheets so I can hop in easily without having to put down the mugs of hot chocolate.
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Jul 10, 2018 06:29
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Having sex for 2 hours isn't some crazy feat... Unless you're like pumping non-stop the whole time On weekends my sex usually lasts between 2-4 hrs, though it's way too hot now in the summer so I'm dripping sweat like some animal
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Jul 10, 2018 06:51
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like a cigarette should posted:*is at home alone again, orders enough takeout food for three people and pretends to yell "Hey, what do you guys want?" just to save face with the bored teen working the restaurant phone* Can you please give me two sets of the plastic silverware my girlfriend and I will be splitting the one soda I ordered.
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Collapsing Farts posted:Having sex for 2 hours isn't some crazy feat... Unless you're like pumping non-stop the whole time Unless you’re including non-intercourse sex that’s on the very far end of the distribution.
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