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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

Prince of Space posted:

If you're implying that mint and gum don't go well together then I couldn't disagree more!

Im implying Im going to chew you up and spit you back out

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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

Im here to chew rear end and kick bubblegum and theyre the same drat thing

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Hell Gem

I'd say that I'm all out of bubblegum just to be contrarian, but who am I kidding: I'm on team bubblegum, I brought enough for the whole class!

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #1


The tiers go chocolate > chocolate with other things mixed in (aka "mint") > a break from chocolate every once in a while (gummy) > something to cover up bad breath (gum) > lollipops.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Jesus fuckinf christ what a bunch a nerds

Wanna sit around all day and make lists and categories and poo poo


I CAME HERE TO PLAY CANDY LAND

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Hell Gem

Consider this, Lollipoppers:

Choco/Lolly: Tootsie Roll Pops are great.

Gum/Lolly: Blow Pops are great.

Mint/Lolly: Candy Canes suuuuuuuck.

Gummi/Lolly: wtf

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Team Lollipop is now full. One position remains.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

hexwren posted:

Team Lollipop is now full. One position remains.

No it doesn't.


Moatillata posted:

Team gummy

Like my underpants

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

But I guess I can't fault you for overlooking a vile gummy.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Jon Joe posted:

No it doesn't.

Phoneposting is hard.

The game is now full and will commence within 36 hours.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

y'all can succ it

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Captain Foo posted:

y'all can succ it

Here's something to help the folks who are planning on taking him up on this offer

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

the operating system is a piece of poo poo

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009







We're fine.


Dinosaur Gum

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Only the worst candies are left!

I'll go lollipop

rude

Podima posted:

gtfo my team if you can't respect a good sucker

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.




i am confused and excited that there is a user named after the homegrown I made with moat

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!


College Slice

Moatillata posted:

Jesus fuckinf christ what a bunch a nerds

Wanna sit around all day and make lists and categories and poo poo


I CAME HERE TO PLAY CANDY LAND
you came here to lose motherfucker

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


UnCO3 posted:

you came here to lose motherfucker

The only thing im losing is my virginity to queen frostine

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


Oh, right, the poo poo-talking!

You're all - that is to say, the non-members of my team - not good! I think you're all cruddy.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

Guilt is an outmoded concept, the refuge of those who have yet to embrace the fact that their path is the correct one.


Dog Kisser posted:

Oh, right, the poo poo-talking!

You're all - that is to say, the non-members of my team - not good! I think you're all cruddy.

Jesus dude you dont have to go that far immediately

Someone report this lunatic for their own safety!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

Moatillata posted:

The only thing im losing is my virginity to queen frostine


Podima posted:

Jesus dude you dont have to go that far immediately

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Original Charms lollipops were the best

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

The closer you are to our perfection, the higher your value, such that 'near mint condition' is a mark of high quality.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

Is this...bird costume...really necessary?



AJ_Impy posted:

The closer you are to our perfection, the higher your value, such that 'near mint condition' is a mark of high quality.

typically garbage flavor mints trying to claim different etymology means they're superior

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

Is this...bird costume...really necessary?



Every good thin with mint in it needs chocolate to carry its sorry rear end, sorry for the truth mint lovers

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #1


Monathin posted:

typically garbage flavor mints trying to claim different etymology means they're superior

Not to mention it means mint = untouched.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #1


Oh god why do I have an avatar now?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

Guilt is an outmoded concept, the refuge of those who have yet to embrace the fact that their path is the correct one.


Lol smh at the people Wren had to buy pity avatars for

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Mint is a trash flavour, but at least they're no lollipop.

It's a food delivery stick, not even it's own candy.

This is Candy Land, have some self respect.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

WereGoat posted:

Mint is a trash flavour, but at least they're no lollipop.

It's a food delivery stick, not even it's own candy.

This is Candy Land, have some self respect.

a lollipop is actual candy

mint is what, a fukken leaf? get outta here

OfChristandMen
Feb 13, 2006

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #2


i am now personified by TWO MINTS CUDDLING, y'all in for a world of Candy Land embarrassMINT!

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Captain Foo posted:

a lollipop is actual candy

mint is what, a fukken leaf? get outta here

The stick is poo poo talking the leaf?

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Stick, mint and gun are all plant shite, the only teams with any place on CandyLand are Gummy and Chocolate.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Lollipops are the kind of candy that I don't go out of my way to eat but then when I have one it's like mmmmmm

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



You ate a hard candy. The lolipop stick that delivered it to your face? You threw it in the trash, where it belongs with the rest of team lollipop.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

WereGoat posted:

You ate a hard candy. The lolipop stick that delivered it to your face? You threw it in the trash, where it belongs with the rest of team lollipop.

you can chew on the lollipop stick long after the pop itself is gone, leading to much longer enjoyment than any other candy

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009







We're fine.


Dinosaur Gum

Birdstrike posted:

i am confused and excited that there is a user named after the homegrown I made with moat

golden pissy bears as far as the eye can see

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

Captain Foo posted:

you can chew on the lollipop stick long after the pop itself is gone, leading to much longer enjoyment than any other candy

Oh my god I knew yall were a bunch of degenerates but this is a whole new level.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Captain Foo posted:

you can chew on the lollipop stick long after the pop itself is gone, leading to much longer enjoyment than any other candy

Team lolipop- chewing on sticks and wishing they were real candy.

Why you chewing the stick? The candy's gone. Let it go.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009







We're fine.


Dinosaur Gum

WereGoat posted:

Mint is a trash flavour, but at least they're no lollipop.

It's a food delivery stick, not even it's own candy.

This is Candy Land, have some self respect.

people propose with ring pops, because they're just that loving awesome

the best thing that's ever come from a gummy is "funny amazon reviews about dudes making GBS threads their brains out"

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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

Guilt is an outmoded concept, the refuge of those who have yet to embrace the fact that their path is the correct one.


Ursine Catastrophe posted:

people propose with ring pops, because they're just that loving awesome

the best thing that's ever come from a gummy is "funny amazon reviews about dudes making GBS threads their brains out"

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