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WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Ursine Catastrophe posted:

people propose with ring pops, because they're just that loving awesome

I wanted to say something mean in response but that's well cute.

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

the best thing that's ever come from a gummy is "funny amazon reviews about dudes making GBS threads their brains out"

Ok I looked up the reviews and you're right, they are pretty funny, gummies really are awesome.

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Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum

Captain Foo posted:

you can chew on the lollipop stick long after the pop itself is gone, leading to much longer enjoyment than any other candy

Uh... have you tried chewing on Gum?

Also, you misspelled Fool, Captain.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

Guilt is an outmoded concept, the refuge of those who have yet to embrace the fact that their path is the correct one.


Funny thing for someone to say who misspelled “prance on poo poo”

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum

Podima posted:

Funny thing for someone to say who misspelled “prance on poo poo”

I'm gonna be prancing on your food before you eat it, Mr. P. O'Dima! Just you wait until my first card gets drawn!

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #1


Chocolate is for closers only.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Prince of Space posted:

Uh... have you tried chewing on Gum?

PoS is right, chewing on gum is just as enjoyable as gnawing on a grotty stick like a filthy animal.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



CirclMastr posted:

Chocolate is for losers only.

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

oldskool
Aug 9, 2010




Lipstick Apathy

look at these clowns, don't even know how to

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



oldskool posted:

look at these clowns, don't even know how to

Look at this Hershey trash stating the obvious like we didn't notice

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



oldskool posted:

look at these clowns, don't even know how to

I am Team Emptyquote. you motherfucker. you horrendous poo poo smear.

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



Birdstrike posted:

team emptyquote strikes again!

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Okay. One late shift at work and emergency run to the store at 4 am for more gluesticks later...



We begin.

Let's make it super-sparkly and 80s in here.



Not sparkly enough yet.



Better.



Time to get out the ol' arts and crafts box to get some new playing pieces together.









But with all these available, it's best to recycle.



The exact moment in which I am betrayed by a gluestick's emptiness.



Oddly enough, certain playing pieces could be recycled for the same player.







Pieces completed and organized, we can begin with

Turn 1



The opening draw. All colors and only two doubles. Uh-oh. Let's see how bad the traffic jam gets.

Team Chocolate will be placed first this turn. (All movement is considered to occur simultaneously, teams are moved as a single unit to reduce confusion on the part of the moderator.)





And three of them end up on the same square, apart from CirclMastr, who ducks up the Rainbow Trail. Ominous.

Team Bubblegum next...





...and Gummy...





...then Lollipop...





and lastly



I mean Mint





AJ Impy and CirclMastr jump out to an early lead, but can it last? We will find out in

Turn 2

because there's no way I'm leaving the board like that.

Bubblegum leads off this turn.





And Mistaken Frisbee races for the Peppermint Forest, slipping into second place, leading the part of the pack headed the long way around.



How is this so much worse than the last time?



Dog Kisser finds the orange square at the start of the rainbow and leaps up to a tie for first.

Gummy up next...





...and Ramos's double is enough to break out of the pack.

Lollipop and Mint:





We have our first character card of the game, Mr. Mint...







...which gets checked off of AJ's grid - if they draw Mr. Mint again, they simply lose their turn, instead of getting pulled back to the Peppermint Forest again. This, hopefully, will streamline play somewhat.





OfChristandMen has also found their way onto the Rainbow Trail.



Meanwhile, on Chocolate



it begins







Circlmastr is now Hangin' With Plumpy.









So here's what things look like at the moment:



Dog Kisser, Generic Candy Avatar and Dancer are tied for the lead, at the far end of the Rainbow Trail.









Impy, Ramos and Frisbee are looping through the Peppermint Forest in 4th-6th.








Captain Foo, Jon Joe, Ursine Catastrophe, UnCO3 and Monathin are in the front half of the pack...




...ahead of CirclMastr and Plumpy, who are ahead of Prince of Space, Moatillata, oldskool (turned sideways), weregoat, AnonNarc and Birdstrike...







...while Studio and Podima bring up the rear in a tie.





Welcome to the game, goons.

You now have access to your team's Joker.




You may now return to poo poo-talking.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

lmfao u got owned by plumpy

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Big surprise, the three garbage tier posters with nothing to say for themselves gently caress off down a shortcut. Afraid you'll lose in a straight race? That'll make it so much better when you lose, ya worthless sneaks.

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



im colourblind wtf is happening

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Birdstrike posted:

im colourblind wtf is happening

Ramos is blazing a gummy trail through the peppermint forest.

Rest of gummy biding our time.

Podima and Studio are goobers stuck at the rear.

Everyone else is about the place.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Birdstrike posted:

im colourblind

Colourblind like a PREDATOR. Other teams watch out, Birdstrike gonna gently caress U UP

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

Is this...bird costume...really necessary?



WereGoat posted:

Colourblind like a PREDATOR. Other teams watch out, Birdstrike gonna gently caress U UP

ocelots are proud creatures

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

Glory to mint be! May the rest of you eat our minty shavings, because we’re going to leave you in the dust.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Monathin posted:

ocelots are proud creatures

What you even talking about?

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

Is this...bird costume...really necessary?



WereGoat posted:

What you even talking about?

dont worry about it

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

Is this...bird costume...really necessary?



dancer, you better not let those other losers beat you! team chocolate deserves only the best!

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #1


Captain Foo posted:

lmfao u got owned by plumpy

Think again. I now have Plumpy Immunity for the rest of the game, while you all could get your asses dragged back at any moment.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


To the surprise of all but me, I am the best and winningest bubblegum person and all the rest of you (save my beloved team) are the least of the scum infesting this dead gay forum.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Dog Kisser posted:

To the surprise of all but me, I am the best and winningest bubblegum person and all the rest of you (save my beloved team) are the least of the scum infesting this dead gay forum.

Oh aye, now you've cheesed it into the lead yer happy to crow about, where were you before that?

That's right, hiding away, feart to post.

You coward.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


WereGoat posted:

Oh aye, now you've cheesed it into the lead yer happy to crow about, where were you before that?

That's right, hiding away, feart to post.

You coward.

Dog Kisser posted:

Oh, right, the poo poo-talking!

You're all - that is to say, the non-members of my team - not good! I think you're all cruddy.

Look on my beastly disses and weep, you trout.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Wow what a waste of Plumpy so early in the game.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

CirclMastr posted:

Think again. I now have Plumpy Immunity for the rest of the game, while you all could get your asses dragged back at any moment.

Joker use propisition for the mod: Remove one player's immunity to a character card.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012



WereGoat posted:

Ramos is blazing a gummy trail through the peppermint forest.

Rest of gummy biding our time.

Podima and Studio are goobers stuck at the rear.

Everyone else is about the place.

And I'd be in vying for the lead if it wasn't for y'all stinkyhole wangling bridge using cheaters.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Dog Kisser posted:

Look on my beastly disses and weep, you trout.

You actually want to take ownership of that as an attempt at a 'diss'?

You don't need any us to talk poo poo about you, you're doing a good enough job of ot yourself.

Ya goblin

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012



Monathin posted:

dancer, you better not let those other losers beat you! team chocolate deserves only the best!

Chocolate is literally poo and so is your speed.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

Ramos posted:

Chocolate is literally poo and so is your speed.

hot chocolate, high velocity

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

Ramos posted:

And I'd be in vying for the lead if it wasn't for y'all stinkyhole wangling bridge using cheaters.

'Vying for'? Good luck with that back there.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



AJ_Impy posted:

'Vying for'? Good luck with that back there.

Look at this turd acting like two spaces is a decisive lead.

Got Ramos's breath on ur neck, watch out they're coming for u ya wee bam

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #1


Jon Joe posted:

Joker use propisition for the mod: Remove one player's immunity to a character card.

I'm surprised it took two whole turns for you to start cheating.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Jon Joe posted:

Joker use propisition for the mod: Remove one player's immunity to a character card.


CirclMastr posted:

I'm surprised it took two whole turns for you to start cheating.

Joker use propisition for the mod: Remove one player's immunity to a character card, but only when that player is that leafy stain Jon Joe.

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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

CirclMastr posted:

I'm surprised it took two whole turns for you to start cheating.

It's not cheating to proposition the mod.

Wait, no, that came out wrong.

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