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Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Lol pod is last

Must feel like gym class all over again

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Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Gummy superiority

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

you fuckin moron

absolute imbicile

can't even snype correctly

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

Captain Foo posted:

you fuckin moron

absolute imbicile

can't even snype correctly

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Moatillata posted:

Gummy superiority


When you're superior, rules mean nothing.

Gummy don't need to conform to ur bullshit.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #1


An inferior team demonstrates gross incompetence, other inferior teams are somehow surprised by this.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



CirclMastr posted:

An inferior team demonstrates gross incompetence, other inferior teams are somehow surprised by this.

CirclMastr posted:

Chocolate is for losers only.

OfChristandMen
Feb 13, 2006

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #2


I am a proud Generic Candy Avatar member of the rainbow bridge emporium.

(actual question: every card is shuffled together after every turn, correct?)

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012



OfChristandMen posted:

I am a proud Generic Candy Avatar member of the rainbow bridge emporium.

(actual question: every card is shuffled together after every turn, correct?)

hexwren posted:

          2c. Cards will be shuffled before each turn.

Mints are illiterate red necks.

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum

Birdstrike posted:

in court I use my phone even though the signs say not to. send me to gaol JBP

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Go to gaol and stay in gaol, reprobate!

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum

Captain Foo posted:

lmfao u got owned by plumpy

I can smell Plumpy's baking from where I've wound up. It's disastrously nutty. I can feel his vacuumous forces pulling me ever closer to his finely-honed world of suck.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Prince of Space posted:

I can smell Plumpy's baking from where I've wound up. It's disastrously nutty. I can feel his vacuumous forces pulling me ever closer to his finely-honed world of suck.

Aye your life is a world of suck so I guess you'd be an expert.

Ya greasy reprobate.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

Guilt is an outmoded concept, the refuge of those who have yet to embrace the fact that their path is the correct one.


Prince of Space posted:

I can smell Plumpy's baking from where I've wound up. It's disastrously nutty. I can feel his vacuumous forces pulling me ever closer to his finely-honed world of suck.

you know what else is nutty

your posts

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #1


gently caress everyone who isn't chocolate.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Prince of Space posted:

I can smell Plumpy's baking from where I've wound up. It's disastrously nutty. I can feel his vacuumous forces pulling me ever closer to his finely-honed world of suck.



Ginger-plummy!

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum

I'll bet he bakes nuts into his fruitcake, that freak.

oldskool
Aug 9, 2010




Lipstick Apathy

circlmastr you dumbass you were in the lead for us and you poo poo the bed already

CirclMastr posted:

Think again. I now have Plumpy Immunity for the rest of the game, while you all could get your asses dragged back at any moment.

circlmastr you clever devil this is the kind of wisdom i expect exclusively from team chocolate

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum

Here's what me spending time with Plumpy's nutty plumbread turns into:

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!


College Slice

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



if your team never had its own tv show you ainít about this life

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty


please don't post your fetishes in this thread, thank u

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum

Birdstrike posted:

if your team never had its own tv show you ainít about this life

http://v.yinyuetai.com/video/551100

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.




that link looks like it goes to anime which is bad and would corrupt my phone as it has corrupted your brain

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

y'all team never had a 5x platinum single

binches

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum



Tag yourself Birdstrike.

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum

Nevermind, you're obviously the drugged up toucan.

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



Prince of Space posted:

Nevermind, you're obviously the drugged up toucan.

thatís all of us

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



Captain Foo posted:

y'all team never had a 5x platinum single

binches

weíre singles, youíre incels

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Okay! On that cheery note, welcome to Turn 3.





We pick up where we left off. Nothing knocked over yet.

And it's a real slow-roller of a turn.





Gummy and Lollipop flip single colors only, and the board looks like this:



Mint and Chocolate pick up a few squares, UnCO3 gets the double-orange.





And CirclMastr jumps up a thrilling ONE SQUARE after hangin' with Plumpy.



Leaving the board looking like so:



Team Bubblegum gets the right jump at the right time and doubles their doubles.











Up at the front of the race, Mint pulls slightly ahead.



Then...there's all this commotion.



Frisbee and Prince hop into 4th and 5th with their doubles.





AJ, Ramos and UnCO3 (our other doubler) follow closely through the Peppermint Forest.



Ursine, Jon Joe and Foo are just entering the Forest.



While Monathin, Moatillata, Anon, Birdstrike, CirclMastr, oldskool and Weregoat (directly behind oldskool) romp through the outskirts of the Gingerplum Woods.



...and Studio and Podima are still tied for last place, leaving the board looking like this:




While no team has yet played a Joker, you may now earn additional ones for your team by completing any of the following Challenges and posting the results in this thread.



You may now return to poo poo-talking.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Hell yeah, challenges!

Team gummy gonna wreck u all

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



WereGoat posted:

Hell yeah, challenges!

Team gummy gonna wreck u all

this guy gets it

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


This game is really easy and anyone not super far ahead (like me) isn't good.

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2018 around 12:47

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



Dog Kisser posted:

This game is really easy.

Like Ur mom

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


WereGoat posted:

Like Ur mom

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

JOKER CHALLENGE V

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012



Time to cook some gummies, I suppose.

Dancer
May 23, 2011

Fly me away on the wings of an angel.


Can I trash-talk my own team? Because god drat it, I'm the only one getting any work done for team Chocolate over here. Stop being lazy bums and start actually contributing you fat losers.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

hahah your team is falling apart already

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Joker challenges are my favorite! I'm going to do them AAALLLL

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AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Is a LAN thread a generic/chat thread? If it is I'll make another post somewhere else but here's my first attempt.

Candy

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