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FREEDOM TASTES BLOODY SWEET ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS GUMBROS
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Full speed ahead, bubblegum boys (and girls)! ##JOKER Cards have long been paired with Bubblegum, you fools! It's only natural we would call on our unholy alliance to crush you today! Come, purple, and claim victory for our brand!
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Jul 23, 2018 13:57
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space and time and the counting numbers can eat my piss
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Jul 23, 2018 14:04
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JOKER CHALLENGE# who gives a gently caressThis is Laveau  She also doesn't give a gently caress  EXCEPT when it comes to penis Dried bull penis, or the pizz  See?  She can't move for it, she knows better than that  Gently.... gently  good girl, don't worry the shame will pass  Birdstrike posted:FREEDOM TASTES BLOODY SWEET ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS GUMBROS USE THAT JOKER COMRADE
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Jul 23, 2018 18:27
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You need to use the Joker tags to get it to work, don't worry, it's ##JOKER
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Jul 23, 2018 18:32
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So there's a bunch who need just a purple to win? You know purple dye used to be so expensive that it was restricted to only kings and queens, princes and princesses. Which is ironic cos all three of your are royal pricks.
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Jul 23, 2018 18:36
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i'm gonna bypass all you idiots stalled at the finish line and win for the fukken lollipops BINCHES
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Jul 23, 2018 19:03
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Captain Foo posted:i'm gonna bypass all you idiots stalled at the finish line and win for the fukken lollipops BINCHES You'll need to best me there ya twiggy twerp
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Jul 23, 2018 22:35
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 BRING ON THEM PURPS
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Jul 24, 2018 08:49
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Moatillata posted:JOKER CHALLENGE# A fine dog earning their snack. Have a Joker. Dog Kisser posted:Full speed ahead, bubblegum boys (and girls)! Noted. WereGoat posted:You need to use the Joker tags to get it to work, don't worry, it's Noted.  All available Jokers have been played. Turn 14 is forthcoming.
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Jul 24, 2018 09:06
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Okay, so I've got good news and I've got bad news. This turn may be delayed somewhat - my camera battery has run out and needs to be recharged. We'll see how long that takes. However, the cards have been dealt. Stay tuned for the single most apocalyptic card draw I have seen for a single team at the absolute worst time.
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Jul 24, 2018 09:28
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Jul 24, 2018 10:22
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Is it bubblegum? It's bubblegum isn't it. (I hope it's not gummy)
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Jul 24, 2018 13:04
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This is good for
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Jul 24, 2018 13:13
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I'm just going to assume it isn't chocolate because we're already so far behind... Exactly as planned.
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Jul 24, 2018 13:23
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Jul 24, 2018 13:53
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Dancer posted:I'm just going to assume it isn't chocolate because we're already so far behind... we somehow all drew Plumpy
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Jul 24, 2018 17:26
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oldskool posted:we somehow all drew Plumpy No longer the last of his benighted race. The plumtrolls rise
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Jul 24, 2018 22:33
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The tension rises
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Jul 25, 2018 00:38
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I'm minty chill
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Jul 25, 2018 00:52
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Turn 14. Here we go.  Lollipop mostly idles, but Anon pulls a double and scoots back ahead of Ursine.  Like so. Podima also gets a couple more squares out of it and is headed back to the middle of the pack.  So. Mint. Oh, boy. Ohhhhhh boy. What have you done.    Jon Joe just moves forward a few spaces, but... What.     No.     Yikes.     Things are wide-open for Bubblegum now.  Can they take advantage? In the meanwhile, a brief check-in with Chocolate:   Monathin continues to not move. Now, Bubblegum, playing their last Joker to attempt to grasp victory.    Studio and Mistaken Frisbee cross the Ice Cream Sea. Now, to win the game, we remind you, you must land on the final space, which requires drawing a purple card.    Dog Kisser stays in place.      Prince of Space has completed the game. It may seem a little anticlimactic, but let's run Gummy's cards---we still do have to see which team brings everyone across the line first. Huh.  If WereGoat hadn't drawn a card to catch up with Captain Foo yet again, all four Gummies would be playing green. Weird. So, shuffling Gummy into place, here's the rankings at the first completion.  1. Prince of Space  2. Dog Kisser  3. Captain Foo, WereGoat (tie)  5. Studio 6. Mistaken Frisbee  7. Birdstrike, Moatillata (tie)  9. Ramos  10. OfChristandMen 11. Jon Joe  12. oldskool  13. Podima 14. CirclMastr  15. Monathin 16. AJ_Impy  17. Dancer  18. AnonymousNarcotics 19. Ursine Catastrophe 20. UnCO3  1/20 players have completed the game. 0/4 teams have completed the game. You may now return to poo poo-talking. hexwren fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jul 25, 2018 |
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Jul 25, 2018 04:37
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Oh Mint. Oh, Mint. Nothing left on your hotel pillow is candy in the first drat place, but you have been crushed for your hubris. At least after eating poo poo like that you can freshen your own breath, I guess.
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Jul 25, 2018 04:58
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I'm so lonely, nobody's anywhere near me 
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Jul 25, 2018 05:09
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Jul 25, 2018 05:10
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Mint eating poo poo right at the very end, much like how mint is a garbage aftertaste and should never be considered candy. Fitting, truly. They should have sent a poet.
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Jul 25, 2018 05:20
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GO TEAM BUBBLE BLOWERS!   Also: Dog Kisser posted:This game is really easy and anyone not super far ahead (like me) isn't good.
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Jul 25, 2018 08:01
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Jul 25, 2018 08:01
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Here at team Mint we set our sights high, so very high that even failure has in it an echo of glory. We ascended the echelons once, we will go again. Perhaps one of my comrades might even earn a joker this time.
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Jul 25, 2018 08:47
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 Gumspeed, Prince! And may flights of Bazooka Joe sing thee to thy rest!
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Jul 25, 2018 13:17
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ahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaahhaha
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Jul 25, 2018 13:49
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Something something everyone not chocolate can go to hell. Apparently I've been having severe migraines and need to see a neurologist.
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Jul 25, 2018 17:15
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Goddamn we got crushed like a mint julep. I'm bitter and brittle.
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Jul 25, 2018 17:41
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Me with my game face on:
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Jul 25, 2018 17:50
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Go pop yourself you bubble headed buffoon
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Jul 25, 2018 18:40
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More like prince of suck
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Jul 25, 2018 18:49
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Alternatively, prince of spunk
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Jul 25, 2018 18:55
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grats on the win prince you fuckin blowhard
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Oh, did you think we were done? Turns 15-66. Yeah, that's right. Welcome to the afterparty.  So this is how it works. I'm going to crank out turns until we have determined which team is the one that makes it entirely across the finish line first. Highlights only. Spoiler alert, this took a while.   Prince of Space, removed from the board, our first-place competitor. Can Team Bubblegum join them at the top of the list? Turn 15 Howard Jones' "Human's Lib" on turntable Dancer lands in gooey gumdrops WereGoat stops landing on the same square as Captain Foo for the first time in like four turns Turn 16 CirclMastr draws Princess Lolly and moves to the Lollipop Woods Monathin escapes gooey gumdrops Captain Foo draws Jolly and moves to the Gumdrop Mountains OfChristandMen draws Plumpy and moves to the Gingerplum Trees Turn 17   Dog Kisser completes the game (2/20) Dancer escapes gooey gumdrops UnCO3 draws Princess Lolly and moves to the Lollipop Woods Jon Joe gets lost in the Lollipop Woods  Don't even think about it, Rosie Turn 19 Podima draws Princess Lolly and moves to the Lollipop Woods Studio draws Mr. Mint and moves to the Peppermint Forest oldskool gets lost in the Lollipop Woods  Gummy is charging into the last corner as a group. Turn 20 The English Beat's "Special Beat Service" on turntable Monathin draws Jolly and moves to the Gumdrop Mountains Podima draws Gramma Nutt and moves to the Peanut Brittle House Turn 21 oldskool escapes the woods by drawing Princess Lolly AnonymousNarcotics lands in the gooey gumdrops Turn 22 Studio crosses Gumdrop Pass Captain Foo draws Mr. Mint and goes back to the Peppermint Forest Anon escapes the gumdrops Monathin lands in the gumdrops Jon Joe escapes the woods  Gummy gets even closer Turn 23   Moatillata completes the game (3/20) Ramos draws Gramma Nutt and moves to the Peanut Brittle House Studio draws Princess Lolly and moves to the Lollipop Woods  The top three finishers Turn 25 Monathin escapes the gumdrops by drawing Princess Lolly   WereGoat and Birdstrike complete the game (T4/20) Turn 26 Gorillaz's "Plastic Beach" on turntable I get my poo poo together about notating whether a card moves someone back or forward Captain Foo lands in the gooey gumdrops Jon Joe is moved back to the Ice Cream Sea by Queen Frostine OfChristandMen is moved back to the Peppermint Forest by Mr. Mint Turn 27 Studio gets stuck in the molasses swamp Ramos is moved back to the Peppermint Forest by Mr. Mint Captain Foo escapes the gumdrops Turn 28 Jon Joe is moved back to the Peppermint Forest by Mr. Mint Monathin is moved back to the Peanut Brittle House by Gramma Nutt Turn 29 Captain Foo draws Princess Lolly and moves forward to the Lollipop Woods Dancer gets lost in the lollipop woods   oldskool completes the game (6/20) Turn 30 Ramos climbs Gumdrop Pass Turn 31 Monathin gets lost in the woods Mistaken Frisbee is moved back to the Peppermint Forest by Mr. Mint from the next-to-last square of the game. Turn 32   CirclMastr completes the game (7/20) Turn 33 Monathin moves ahead to the Ice Cream Sea by drawing Queen Frostine Turn 34 AnonymousNarcotics gets stuck in the swamp   Podima completes the game (8/20) Turn 35 Jon Joe moves ahead to the Peanut Brittle House by drawing Gramma Nutt   UnCO3 and Studio complete the game (T9/20) Mistaken Frisbee climbs Gumdrop Pass Turn 36 Osibisa's "Wɔyaya" on the turntable Monathin lands in the swamp (at this point, half of Chocolate is done and the other half is stuck) Ursine Catastrophe is moved back to the Gumdrop Mountains by Jolly Turn 37 Ramos moves ahead to the Lollipop Woods AJ_Impy is hangin' with Plumpy Dancer escapes the woods Turn 41 Ramos falls back to the Gumdrop Mountains AnonymousNarcotics falls back to the Peppermint Woods Turn 42   Captain Foo completes the game (11/20) OfChristandMen gets lost in the woods Turn 43 Dancer is pulled back to the Ice Cream Sea Turn 44 Jon Joe gets stuck in the swamp Turn 46 The Phil Ranelin "Remixes" LP on the turntable Dancer falls back to the Lollipop Woods Turn 48 OfChristandMen escapes the woods by falling back to the Gumdrop Mountains Turn 49 Dancer falls back to the Peppermint Forest Turn 50  Turn 51   Monathin completes the game (12/20) Turn 52 Ursine falls back to the Ice Cream Sea Mistaken Frisbee falls back to the Peanut Brittle House Turn 54 Jon Joe escapes the swamp by hangin' with Plumpy Turn 57 Ursine falls back to the Peanut Brittle House Turn 58 Ursine jumps ahead to the Lollipop Woods Turn 59 Ramos is hangin' with Plumpy Turn 60  Ursine is hangin' with Plumpy and is the first player to visit all six characters  Turn 64 Ramos climbs Gumdrop Pass Ursine is immune to the call of Mr. Mint Turn 65 Ramos gets stuck in the gooey gumdrops Ursine climbs Gumdrop Pass Turn 66 DEVO's "Duty Now For the Future" on the turntable     OfChristandMen and Mistaken Frisbee complete the game (T13/20) Team Bubblegum has completed the game (1/5)   Tune in next time for the final update, in which the complete ranking, from Prince of Space down to this year's Mx. 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