Twenty Player Shit-Talking Candy Land 2: This Time, It's Persimmonal

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Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Team Bubblegum holy poo poo I missed this last time

# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 03:14

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 16:50

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Oh, right, the poo poo-talking!

You're all - that is to say, the non-members of my team - not good! I think you're all cruddy.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 12:39

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

To the surprise of all but me, I am the best and winningest bubblegum person and all the rest of you (save my beloved team) are the least of the scum infesting this dead gay forum.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 14:59

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WereGoat posted:

Oh aye, now you've cheesed it into the lead yer happy to crow about, where were you before that?

That's right, hiding away, feart to post.

You coward.

Dog Kisser posted:

Oh, right, the poo poo-talking!

You're all - that is to say, the non-members of my team - not good! I think you're all cruddy.

Look on my beastly disses and weep, you trout.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 15:23

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

This game is really easy and anyone not super far ahead (like me) isn't good.

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Jul 12, 2018

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 13:37

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WereGoat posted:

Like Ur mom

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 14:00

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

I'm doing pretty swell. The rest of you should get on my level.

_{I mean, below my level. If you were on my level that would be a tie.}
_{_{Trying to reach a balance of dissing you for not being able to catch up to me and warning you off ACTUALLY catching up to me is tough.}}
_{_{_{Seriously you're all terrible.}}}
_{_{_{_{go bubblegum}}}}

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 02:04

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WereGoat posted:

Bubblegum waiting for that strategically optimal time to play their jokers, not realising it was three turns ago.

Ya toddlers

oh yeah thanks for reminding me

##joker

ya bitch

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 13:52

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WereGoat posted:

##joker back, hope you enjoyed 3rd place cos you won't be there for long.

yeah because soon i'll be in first

you goat

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 14:59

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WereGoat posted:

Aye we'll see won't we? You'll be right back to plumpy before you ever see first place, ya grubby mole.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 15:24

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Cool, cool, cool.

##joker

# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 12:25

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

##joker

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 14:04

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

##joker

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 16:19

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Full speed ahead, bubblegum boys (and girls)!

##JOKER

Cards have long been paired with Bubblegum, you fools! It's only natural we would call on our unholy alliance to crush you today! Come, purple, and claim victory for our brand!

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 13:57

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

This is good for ~~Bitcoin~~ Bubblegum.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2018 13:13

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Gumspeed, Prince! And may flights of Bazooka Joe sing thee to thy rest!

# ¿ Jul 25, 2018 13:17

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

So, in conclusion Team Bubblegum is the best, which is what I've been saying all along.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 13:41

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Birdstrike posted:

best at being clowns

at the circus

More relevantly, best at winning. Which we did. And, oh, did I personally beat you to the end? Oh! I did! Look at that.

edit: you're the clown

# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 13:47

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Birdstrike posted:

imagine taking the time to go back and actually edit your post in this, the comedy boardgame thread, and that being the best you can come up with

I can’t, that level of succ is inconceivable to me and foo’s ma

Oh yeah, well

# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 14:17

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Only me and Moatillata drew no character cards.

I came before them, though, so they're scum.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 07:56

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 16:50

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

hexwren posted:

I have a couple more ideas about what the next game might be, but the one I'm leaning towards (as it looks the most fun/funny) also looks like it'll take way, way too long and be stupidly complex to run, especially if I implement the changes I'm thinking of to make it reasonable for 20+ people to play. The other one would have even less sensical piece movement (to the point where every single move would require multiple telestrator arrows)

I dunno. I'll kick it around some more.

Do 20 player Monopoly!

# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 20:39

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