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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Lowtax posted:

I'm going to need drugs to deal with you bozos

The drug of life is all you need

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

stab posted:

The drug of life is all you need

High on bush

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Lowtax posted:

I'm going to need drugs to deal with you bozos

There's a subforum here that can help with that

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lowtax posted:

I'm going to need drugs to deal with you bozos

Sure but don't take DA JOOSE, and if you do please don't sit in a hot car.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
Goons take rejection very harshly. See: Twitter, Eve Online

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Lol if you're not addicted to pain medication in tyool 2018

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is there like an underground railroad w can use to smuggle Lowtax back into Twitter? I'm doing my best but there are too many MAGA chuds for me to handle, TOO MANY.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

http://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/twitter-stock-price-sinks-after-says-deleted-70-million-suspicious-accounts-2018-7-1027351455

Twitter's entire business is built on convincing idiot investors that bots are real people.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

This is directly because they banned me and I refuse to entertain any other thoughts to the contrary.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Niwrad posted:

Twitter's entire business is built on convincing idiot investors that bots are real people.

Sometimes I feel like the entire internet ad business is this.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

lowtax and him continually being banned from twitter is the internet's version of sideshow bob stepping on rakes repeatedly

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
always remember that twitter has never made money. a guy giving you nonconsensual window buffs is more in the black than this allegedly respectable tech giant

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


noice

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

lol but seriously I posted:

always remember that twitter has never made money. a guy giving you nonconsensual window buffs is more in the black than this allegedly respectable tech giant
twitter turned a profit in Q4 2017 and it beat expectations for Q1 of this year. how? beats the gently caress out of me

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

get that OUT of my face posted:

for god knows what reason, twitter turned a profit in Q4 2017

but does that offset half a decade of losing money also it;s like q2/3 of 2018

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

Lowtax posted:

This is directly because they banned me and I refuse to entertain any other thoughts to the contrary.

Aren't you a cyborg now though?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

lol but seriously I posted:

but does that offset half a decade of losing money also it;s like q2/3 of 2018
Q2 earnings haven't been announced yet, but i see no reason why it's not going to be in the black again. as far as wall street is concerned, losing money consistently before that is irrelevant, because they don't give a poo poo about anything but the most recent earnings

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYrz_1hV0OU

Edit: this video helped my 64 year old step father understand the internet. No joke.

Nice Guy Patron fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jul 10, 2018

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Twitter made money because they cut a bunch of expenses. Not because they're growing or making more on their ads.

The return on Twitter ads is comically low outside of a couple industries. And those industries (high end fashion for instance) do much better on Instagram.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Niwrad posted:

Twitter made money because they cut a bunch of expenses. Not because they're growing or making more on their ads.

The return on Twitter ads is comically low outside of a couple industries. And those industries (high end fashion for instance) do much better on Instagram.
good thing that wall street has never endorsed unsustainable business models before, huh

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Oh, this is why it says you blocked me. I thought it was because I temporarily turned my account into a terrible parody account for a Red Hen restaurant that refuses to serve veterans with an ICE office as the address and antifa security guards with katanas named Carlos and Angus to rile up the maga grandpas

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
This isn't about twitter but since I can't find a lol reddit thread.

loving lol reddit. I use it for exactly one game I play to find some information on it since the devs post there, and the "new" reddit they default to is somehow even worse than the old one. Like holy poo poo you already had the worst UI of any forums site online. How did you gently caress that up even more? Jesus gently caress it makes me thankful for SA.

pooch516
Mar 10, 2010

Nurge posted:

This isn't about twitter but since I can't find a lol reddit thread.

loving lol reddit. I use it for exactly one game I play to find some information on it since the devs post there, and the "new" reddit they default to is somehow even worse than the old one. Like holy poo poo you already had the worst UI of any forums site online. How did you gently caress that up even more? Jesus gently caress it makes me thankful for SA.

Try the Reddit Enchantment Suite!!!!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Twitter will eventually pop like the bubble that it is, Reddit however will haunt us all untill we die.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Reddit is not impervious. Everyone thought Facebook would always be a mainstay and people are leaving it in DROVES. Retention/Userbase dwindles, and then there's pretty much no chance it'll go back up. Same with other dead gay sites and online forums. So who knows what sites will be dead and what sites will be the new hotness in 10 years?

Seriously though I hope Twitter dies and everyone who ever made an account there does too. We deserve it.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

By popular demand posted:

Twitter will eventually pop like the bubble that it is, Reddit however will haunt us all untill we die.

Good news, it'll be sooner than you think! ( The death of humanity, I mean)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I LUST FOR COMPLETE BIOSPHERE ANNIHILATION.
It's the only way.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Remember when G+ was going to be the Facebook killer? Lol

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Twitter is still going to run out of money at some point right? Please tell me that's the case because what a pile of poo poo that needs to go.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Yeah OP, I can admit when I deserve a solid probate.

That Twitter poo poo sounds dumb as gently caress. Glad I never got a facebook twitter or instagram.

gently caress all that bullshit.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
if you let us post porn gbs would basically be twitter anyway

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Motherfucker posted:

if you let us post porn gbs would basically be twitter anyway

I really enjoyed the rear end thread. I learned a great many things. Including "scoop butt"

Crispulus
Dec 13, 2007

Aren't you supposed to yell at me and call me "HOPE" and motivate me over this wall?
Oh gently caress, I'm @somegizmo. Sorry I helped you get banned man. I was wondering why I hadn't seen you on there in a minute.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
you should just start your own twitter

Robo Turnus
Jul 12, 2006

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
Did that guy ever post his big hog? or was he a liar? Twitter is bad.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Twitter has a real hate boner for the taxman

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


Lowtax posted:

Eat children
Hit Nancy Pelosi with chessboards
Smoke weed every day

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Brolander posted:

you should just start your own twitter

Join Switter instead. Just like the gun guys who went to PornHub.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Lowtax posted:

This thread is now the Eternal Shrine of My Shame thread



jokes on that guy you could never sell this place

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