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Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


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Wow its UFC 226 dan hooker is fighting folks. I forgot to make 9000 funny captions for pictures of like a ham which everyone always reads and really likes, my bad. Please post about the event here!

Exclusive FIGHT PASS Prelims
Dan Hooker vs Gilbert Burns
Jamie Moyle vs Emily Whitmire

Prelims
Uriah Hall vs Paulo Costa
Raphael Assuncao vs Rob Font
Lando Vannata vs Drakkar Klose
Curtis Millender vs Max Griffin

Main Card
Stipe Miocic vs Daniel Cormier
Francis Ngannou vs Derrick Lewis
Paul Felder vs Mike Perry
Michael Chiesa vs Anthony Pettis
Gokhan Saki vs Khalil Rountree Jr.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jul 8, 2018

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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Gay horney easily claims the second post in a historic thread

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Keven loves DC and wants to give him a big kiss.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Dan Hooker is cool but he needs to be 8 years older and have a mustache

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Dan Hooker

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Scott coker?

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat
wooo

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


gently caress yeah Dan rules

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Folks Dan Hooker is For Real

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Dan Hooker fuckin rules

mewse
May 2, 2006

Hello everyone, I have arrived

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I want DC to win because he is nice and cool and good.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Malcolm Excellent posted:

I want DC to win because he is nice and cool and good.

Stipe is also these things imo, it's a conundrum.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

what has two legs and flies

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
stipes a lot cooler and an actual good guy not a crybaby

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
maybe the ufc should have the fighters fill out a little card before the fight where they pick someone to call out if they win and joe can just read it instead of spoon feeding the chance to do it themselves and failing miserably

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
It's really funny to me how hard Rogan stans for big muscly black guys

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

jay z's sedan posted:

maybe the ufc should have the fighters fill out a little card before the fight where they pick someone to call out if they win and joe can just read it instead of spoon feeding the chance to do it themselves and failing miserably

It's worth it for the time that Sam Alvey said a name people were telling him to call out on twitter and it ended up being a sick kid or something

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Felder's ranking seems low to me.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Just got to my seat and I think it's the best view I have gotten ever. It's perfect.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Matt Lindland posted:

It's really funny to me how hard Rogan stans for big muscly black guys

Pull that clip up, Jamie.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This is possibly the only fight in his life Daniel Cormier will be called the faster man.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
im excited yay

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Who wins: No killer instinct or Steroid baby

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Digital Jedi posted:

Just got to my seat and I think it's the best view I have gotten ever. It's perfect.



Oh my God those are awesome seats, enjoy the show

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Here's to hoping for a killer card

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I edited the fight card into the OP, though I imagine most of you are probably fully aware of who is fighting tonight.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Oh dang, I forgot all about the Gokhan Saki fight. gently caress this card owns.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I edited the fight card into the OP, though I imagine most of you are probably fully aware of who is fighting tonight.

Nice, thanks.

I didn't know Mike Perry had lost his last two fights

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Yeah, slap the gently caress out of your fighter right before he needs to use all of his senses at maximum level

GET HYPE BRO

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
I predict Max will win because he's on fewer steroids and has more tattoos.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Having your name announced by Bruce Buffer has to be cool as gently caress for literally everyone

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Hey dibs on making a joke where Jason Herzog says you must never watch this, you must never look at this. If I was you, I would destroy this. After someone gets KOed.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Matt Lindland posted:

Hey dibs on making a joke where Jason Herzog says you must never watch this, you must never look at this. If I was you, I would destroy this. After someone gets KOed.

Is this a Werner Herzog joke because I was thinking of doing one of those?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Gimme Water!

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground
lol at Rogan yelling "OHHHHH!" over Cruz saying "my goodness"

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


max griffin beats perry and gets to fight lower on the card. winning means nothing

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Yay for Millender doing something cool in the last 30 seconds there, this is kind of a disappointment after his last fight

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
"Kick this guys rear end, man" is great corner advice.

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Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
That fight was bad to me

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