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Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation


Sorry, dropped kayfabe. Instead of a fictional dialog that was a real story that happened to me, Matt Lindland, in one of my many fights.

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Bundt Cake
Aug 16, 2003
;(

does anyone like raphael assuncao besides me

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation


He's fine but I don't really care about him.

Bundt Cake
Aug 16, 2003
;(

full disclosure i forgot he existed and dont remember seeing him for 2 or more years

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Bundt Cake posted:

does anyone like raphael assuncao besides me

hes good

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


Assuncao is perennially underrated which is the only reason he can possibly keep getting given low ranked fighters.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Dripping your own blood into their mouth and eyes is always a way to a quick submission

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Hopefully the main card isn't mostly decisions

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009



Le Saboteur posted:

Assuncao is perennially underrated which is the only reason he can possibly keep getting given low ranked fighters.

He's made me quite a lot of money over the years because of it so I hope it continues.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Still weird not seeing stitch and his wacky vests

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009



Mr. Carlisle posted:

Still weird not seeing stitch and his wacky vests

It's such petty bullshit he's banned from the UFC. I'm glad he makes some skrilla being in movies though.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


BlindSite posted:

He's made me quite a lot of money over the years because of it so I hope it continues.

what are you his girlfriend lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



BlindSite posted:

It's such petty bullshit he's banned from the UFC. I'm glad he makes some skrilla being in movies though.

Didn't know he was in movies - good for him

Hearing Cruz break down how Assuncao is timing his leg kicks etc to when Font does his range touch was pretty good insight

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


yo it doesnt feel right to not see the tapout guys doing intros for fighterss anymore but im just glad they are still able to get that paper!

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Skip My Posts posted:

yo it doesnt feel right to not see the tapout guys doing intros for fighterss anymore but im just glad they are still able to get that paper!

Cool any more hot takes until you're done making GBS threads up your own back

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005


the best corner advice is to remind fighters they should win the rest of the fight imo

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Cool anymore hot takes until you're done making GBS threads up your own back

edit it again bitch

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Skip My Posts posted:

edit it again bitch

Just for you, weirdo

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


i hope assuncao made enough money for this fight

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007

my name is john carter



i dont think crying is going to help much in the pursuit of a title shot, raph

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.


Skip My Posts posted:

what are you his girlfriend lol

uhhh, to be the girlfriend of the number 3 ranked bantamweight in the world would be an incredible honor. got anything else, Mr. Troll?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009



Skip My Posts posted:

what are you his girlfriend lol

We're hetero life mates tyvm.

Gambling my man. I always bet on him when he's the underdog unless its a top contender and he's good for adding to a parlay.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Aye Doc posted:

i dont think crying is going to help much in the pursuit of a title shot, raph

"I'm giving myself props"

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.


Aye Doc posted:

i dont think crying is going to help much in the pursuit of a title shot, raph

Daniel Cormier is fighting in the main event in a superfight because of his crying ability.

EthanSteele
Nov 18, 2007

I can hear you


He's a nice boy.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


BlindSite posted:

We're hetero life mates tyvm.

Gambling my man. I always bet on him when he's the underdog unless its a top contender and he's good for adding to a parlay.

ok you win damnit

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


There's probably no one in the UFC who looks as much like a steroid monster as Paulo Costa right now.

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007


Remwmber when Hall killed a man on Tuf? That was cool

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008


How many cards till Ngannou I'm like 45 mins from the house trying to make it

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.


Remember when Jon Jones got his friend Bubba McDanielSon back onto the competition after he got eliminated and he had a full blown mental breakdown when he learned he was going to have to fight Uriah Hall for the chance.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Officer CockKnuckle posted:

Remwmber when Hall killed a man on Tuf? That was cool

He looked legit scary and people thought he was going to be huge - then he went 6-6 in his next 12 fights

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.


Waroduce posted:

How many cards till Ngannou I'm like 45 mins from the house trying to make it

Four or five, with a break between the pre-lims and the main card. You'll make it.

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005


Le Saboteur posted:

There's probably no one in the UFC who looks as much like a steroid monster as Paulo Costa right now.

It's cupping not steroids, much more effective

JOHN CENA
Oct 20, 2006


Officer CockKnuckle posted:

Remwmber when Hall killed a man on Tuf? That was cool

every time i bet on hall he kills my parlays i give up on him

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Dan Didio posted:

Remember when Jon Jones got his friend Bubba McDanielSon back onto the competition after he got eliminated and he had a full blown mental breakdown when he learned he was going to have to fight Uriah Hall for the chance.

The picture of him getting choked out lookin like he was re-evaluating every decision up to that point was one of the best things to ever come out of TUF

Bundt Cake
Aug 16, 2003
;(

Mr. Carlisle posted:

He looked legit scary and people thought he was going to be huge - then he went 6-6 in his next 12 fights

i still like him

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.


Mr. Carlisle posted:

The picture of him getting choked out lookin like he was re-evaluating every decision up to that point was one of the best things to ever come out of TUF

oh, lmao, that's right, he was the first victim of big, sweaty Kelvin who everyone thought was just some dumb kid who sucked and then he easily won the whole thing.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


Hot take

Weight class jumping super fights are dumb and bad

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


Man Uriah Hall vs Israel Adsanya would have been a better fight.

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Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007


It was scary, that knock out, i really thought he would be awesome, and not bad.

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