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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Matt Lindland posted:

It's really funny to me how hard Rogan stans for big muscly black guys

Pull that clip up, Jamie.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I genuinely forgot that Lando almost killed Tony that one time.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Holly Holm lost her last twelve fights.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Power of Pecota posted:

Did the rear end elbower win or lose yesterday, I missed that one

The rear end-elbower was correctly awarded a victory

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Skip My Posts posted:

what are you his girlfriend lol

uhhh, to be the girlfriend of the number 3 ranked bantamweight in the world would be an incredible honor. got anything else, Mr. Troll?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Aye Doc posted:

i dont think crying is going to help much in the pursuit of a title shot, raph

Daniel Cormier is fighting in the main event in a superfight because of his crying ability.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Remember when Jon Jones got his friend Bubba McDanielSon back onto the competition after he got eliminated and he had a full blown mental breakdown when he learned he was going to have to fight Uriah Hall for the chance.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Waroduce posted:

How many cards till Ngannou I'm like 45 mins from the house trying to make it

Four or five, with a break between the pre-lims and the main card. You'll make it.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

The picture of him getting choked out lookin like he was re-evaluating every decision up to that point was one of the best things to ever come out of TUF

oh, lmao, that's right, he was the first victim of big, sweaty Kelvin who everyone thought was just some dumb kid who sucked and then he easily won the whole thing.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Uriah with a beard is sexier than Paulie Costa, who gives off disturbing energy and I'm tired of him.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Le Saboteur posted:

Man Uriah Hall vs Israel Adsanya would have been a better fight.

I think if Uriah wins, that'll be next.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Jesus.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Hall looks really good, much better than he does normally, and he's been punched and kicked in the balls three times and blinded.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Getting grazed on the cup is sometimes a lot worse than getting hit square.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Hall looked great in that fight, but the body-hits added up really quickly. That's the first time we've really seen Costa hurt, I think.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

CRISPYBABY posted:

kimbo slice namedrop

You can pit him against Dana White now and he's really good.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Gokhan Saki is not that good at math.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

If Rountree decides to also wade in and start throwing hooks with Gokhan Saki once he has him hurt, then does it really matter?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmU9e67EfmI

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Saki's last opponent, Bigger Paulo Costa or whatever, will legitimately go down as one of the stupidest fighters in history for that loss.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Skip My Posts posted:

that was some good poo poo

It was sick and I couldn't stop laughing and I felt really bad.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

BlindSite posted:

Who is that insane kickboxer who broke someones leg in a nightclub, was possibly banging Ronaldo and went to prison?

We can't post his name - Badr Hari - or he'll kill all of us.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Skip My Posts posted:

drat i got this turkish tyson guy hurt and tired in the clinch, time to separate and trade huge hooks

so good

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Was that Brian Ortega beating up a bunch of tires?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Time for Rountree to get a whole bunch of cred as a striker and get knocked out by, oh, let's say, Gian Villante.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Khalil Rountree vs Floyd Mayweather.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Happy Hendo

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Matt Lindland posted:

Why's cris wide man attending every single UFC.

They're trying to get him to remember who he is after he got knocked out thirty times.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I'm Gokhan Saki....


...this is the 'big straight'....!



... and welcome, to Jackass!

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Just remembered that Joanna, Aldo, Stephens, Eddie and Dustin are all fighting each other in Canada soon.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Hahaha, did they include a shot of Matt Hughes crying at the site of his train collision?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

1st AD posted:

Wow Ken looks awful, like a literal zombie

You should see Matt HUghes tackle a set of stairs.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
They gave Kimbo a Reebok styled du-rag and legacy shorts.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Was it Bendo or Giblert that had a multi-year rivalry with Pettis, then rematched him for the title in the UFC, shot a double and immediately got submitted.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Marching Powder posted:

both maybe, but bendo definitely

Cool, probably, if true. I think it was his last fight before RDA bullied him off the Wheaties box.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Bettyspagh3tt1 posted:

Bendo got caught in that arm bar and ran away.

That might even have been the one where Bendo immediately got up, shrugged and then proposed to his wife awkwardly. A big night for lols.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Bendo won a robbery decision over Josh Thomson in Thomson's hometown and then proposed to his girlfriend while he was getting booed out of the building.

lmao, that's right. RIP Josh Thomson, kicked Nate Diaz in the head so hard that his legs broke forever.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Reebok and the WME has robbed us of so many stupid before and after-fight moments, I can feel it.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Kimbo may have won the battle, but Dada won the war.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

BlindSite posted:

- Pettis lost his chance at a UFC title shot post merger when he got ground to a decision by Clay Guida.

lol the comedy missing link

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