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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
*Klose slugs Lando with yet another counter punch after a telegraphed spinning attack*

Dom Cruz: That spinning back fist is coming closer. He can still land it.

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Full blast kick straight to the balls

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Battering his dick and balls was the key to making Uriah Hall fight with aggression

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Score one for steroids.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Bundt Cake posted:

they got me excited for the trashweights

It's the perfect set up for "somebody's guaranteed to get knocked out" ending up with 15 minutes of labored breathing against the cage

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
They're talking about Khalil Rountree being a well rounded fighter when he looked like a complete fish out of water on the ground, yelling at his mom in the crowd to shut up, after being taken down by a middleweight

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Announcers: It's only a matter of time before Rountree shoots.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Alright Matt hobble your way up onto these train tracks where you almost died

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Dan Didio posted:

That might even have been the one where Bendo immediately got up, shrugged and then proposed to his wife awkwardly. A big night for lols.

Bendo won a robbery decision over Josh Thomson in Thomson's hometown and then proposed to his girlfriend while he was getting booed out of the building.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Chiesa accusing Pettis of being greased lol

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Last week Michael Chiesa said that Conor McGregor cost him a title shot by smashing the bus window he was sitting next to

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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That fight kicked rear end.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Ngannou threw one jab to the body

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Derrick Lewis working up a big sweat just walking around the octagon

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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The commentary just openly making GBS threads on the fight instead of pretending it was good is refreshing, even Jon Anik was on it

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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I think that might have been the worst fight I've ever seen. There was a Gabriel Gonzaga fight that was a staring contest like that but Gonzaga managed to randomly KO the guy in the last round and save it.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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They thought the crowd was gonna be electric after a big knock out and then Lesnar comes walking out to a completely flat building after one of the worst fights of all time

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Haha, what the hell was he doing there

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Congrats to Keven, Jon Jones confirmed GOAT

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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The Human Crouton posted:

Now what happens to heavyweight? We just saw the runner-ups give the worst fight of the decade.

Brock Lesnar baby

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

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Here comes the waterworks

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
They had a stool set up so Cormier could get up onto the top of the octagon lol

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

EthanSteele posted:

very nice of francis and derek to not show up to give DC and Stipe the fight of the night

Fight of the night was 100% Perry vs. Felder

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