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Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

heres a picture of the OP that I had saved. hes not actually on straight hell I just put him in the ad



It prolly looks like a tuna can so he aint postin.

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


SOMEONE better post a loving dick! This thread is a RIPOFF! A FAKE!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Salty Josh posted:

It prolly looks like a tuna can so he aint postin.
hes just a generally very flighty broad.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Where da donG?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OP never had one in the first place. sorry

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

OP never had one in the first place. sorry

So OP a chick?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

OP made the thread but he immediately got a boner and his colossal dick pushed him away from his computer desk, preventing him from posting pictures of his big hog. An ironic end

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
The gently caress OP.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Salty Josh posted:

So OP a chick?
He just has an extra anus-like opening where gooey semen is secreted and he uses his hands like the pedipalps of a spider

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

He just has an extra anus-like opening where gooey semen is secreted and he uses his hands like the pedipalps of a spider

Thanks for clarifying.

Sounds like they probably need a few good doses of penicillin.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Not anymore. He's banned now, which means he's dead in real life I think.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

Not anymore. He's banned now, which means he's dead in real life I think.

That's only true if he has a date on his AV and it's completely blacked out.

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Let me get this straight, 16 pages and no dick? I came here for dick and i'm not leaving until I cope an eyeful of some sweet sweet sweatpants sausage!!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Time to goldmine, good job everyone

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Finally home from work. Disappointed theres no dong. :(

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
Pretty sure the OP died trying to get enough blood into his giant choad to make it erect.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Devian666 posted:

Pretty sure the OP died trying to get enough blood into his giant choad to make it erect.

A truly enviable death.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
im disappointed by the lack of hog, but the OP and that other extremely annoying person are banned so at least we got something from this thread

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Am I the only one seeing 16 pages of dicks

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Donovan Trip posted:

Am I the only one seeing 16 pages of dicks

turn your monito're on :smug:

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
This is the internet. There are better places to find pictures of penii.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
RIP tha op.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Donovan Trip posted:

Am I the only one seeing 16 pages of dicks

Hahaha

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

with just under 400 goons browsing GBS even during the quiet hours we should be able to scrounge up almost four 99th percentile fat cocks

instead we're all here, dickless and disappointed. no meatloaf, all revved up with no place to go.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




tell me more about this condom store. is it some sort of utopia for straights and responsible tops?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Prav posted:

with just under 400 goons browsing GBS even during the quiet hours we should be able to scrounge up almost four 99th percentile fat cocks

instead we're all here, dickless and disappointed. no meatloaf, all revved up with no place to go.

E: NVM I keep forgetting we’re talking girth

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Around 6" girth is where you hit the width of index/middle/ring finger side by side.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Did the op unban herself?

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

banned by lowtax for having a small dick

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
no more ban av that i can see

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Baby dicked op unbanned himself and didn't even bother posting in the thread to explain himself because he's a total pussy

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Finally i don't have the tiniest penis on the forums no more. Thank you op.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

Dongattack posted:

Finally i don't have the tiniest penis on the forums no more. Thank you op.

post a pic

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

luchajones posted:

post a pic

oh no

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I flew to another country and OPs tuna can dick is still in absentia? Goddamit

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
My girlfriend keeps saying my dick is big and "really nice" but I don't trust her

So I hooked up with a few dudes and inspected their penises

Turns out my dick is big!

cnut
May 3, 2016

Collapsing Farts posted:

My girlfriend keeps saying my dick is big and "really nice" but I don't trust her

So I hooked up with a few dudes and inspected their penises

Turns out my dick is big!

Like this?! :awesome:

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Inspecting dicks is my biggest hobby and i demand to see this dick NOW

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Marlboro for Cats
Apr 14, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Prav posted:

banned by lowtax for having a small dick

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