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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
what if his dick actually is that wide, how will we go on.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dolphin posted:

it doesn't take this long to take a dick pic op, i've done it a million times.

What if it's a day when you're struggling to get it up? Nobody wants to take a brag pic of their softy.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Supreme Allah posted:

what if his dick actually is that wide, how will we go on.

1 spin at a time.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Supreme Allah posted:

what if his dick actually is that wide, how will we go on.
he isn't going to deliver

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if it's a day when you're struggling to get it up? Nobody wants to take a brag pic of their softy.

What exactly do you think soft core porn is

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Lowtax posted:

Toxx Clause this poo poo: if you refuse to post pics of your 7 1/8 inch circumference dick next to a ruler with your forums username written on it, I will ban you.

Yeah I am gonna go with this. A music CD has a 5" circumference. How could your dick be thicker than that? It wouldn't even fit in a big gulp cup. I find this HIGHLY SUSPECT and await the op's banishment.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
This forum has gone mad with Big Dick Energy

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

1gnoirents posted:

Lmao the chode abodes. Ill get that tattoo if somepme pays for it
if he delivers on the dick pick make him toxx this too

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
how long does he have? Until he gets banned?

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Yeah I am gonna go with this. A music CD has a 5" circumference. How could your dick be thicker than that? It wouldn't even fit in a big gulp cup. I find this HIGHLY SUSPECT and await the op's banishment.

a music CD has a circumference of ~11"

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Esposito posted:

a music CD has a circumference of ~11"
no that's like a laserdick

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Some morons seem to not know what a circumference is if they think a CD is 5" around...

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Some morons seem to not know what a circumference is if they think a CD is 5" around...
i'm assuming we're talking about non-euclidean geometry

Scribyl
May 5, 2018
Here is a visual assist for the mentally challenged itt:

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Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
So wide, but so short

Gets friction out of a pickle jar though.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

thank you for this wird HP Lovevraft thing

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



So what? My intestines are 73 feet long but you don't see me bragging, op :mad:

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
gonna be a hell of a way to find out that you aren't supposed to measure round the balls as well

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scribyl posted:

Here is a visual assist for the mentally challenged itt:


holy poo poo i didn't realize a 52 inch circumference was so small

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Dolphin posted:

holy poo poo i didn't realize a 52 inch circumference was so small

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dolphin posted:

holy poo poo i didn't realize a 52 inch circumference was so small

That poster's hands are actually just that big.

Scribyl
May 5, 2018
I actually have small (ladies) hands and it makes it look bigger FYI

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

post your asvab in GiP

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer

1gnoirents posted:

I only found out going to an actual condom store

hm? the what now?

also: PYD

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
post the dick canpakes

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
I'm here for the dick pics

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
I don't wanna see this; I GOTTA see this.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


if blue train can post his schlongus then so can you OP

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

1gnoirents posted:

I have to say it feels pretty good lol. Also made 99th on my asvab but I like this one better

7 1/8 inches in circumference. I only found out going to an actual condom store and inquiring why every condom kills my boner (I literally thought I was testosterone deficient)


GET AT ME LADIES ITS A GOOD DAY

So youre saying your dick is unpleasant to and hurts your sexual partners? That sucks.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Yeah I am gonna go with this. A music CD has a 5" circumference. How could your dick be thicker than that? It wouldn't even fit in a big gulp cup. I find this HIGHLY SUSPECT and await the op's banishment.

itt goons fail middle school geometry

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

TK-42-1 posted:

itt goons fail middle school geometry

falling off the bridge of goatse

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Rename forum to GDS, we all about the big dick life now

lilbeanbear
Jun 30, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
You all love dick. Which is totally fine and cool, but you are all very gay.

Also, girth should be 1/5th length of under 7 inches. Over 7 inches has a minimum girth of 1.5inches. If you don't have a big ol hog, GTFO.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

ill see myself out

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lilbeanbear posted:

Also, girth should be 1/5th length of under 7 inches. Over 7 inches has a minimum girth of 1.5inches. If you don't have a big ol hog, GTFO.

what in gods name does this mean

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Just to make it absolutely clear here, OP, are we referring to your male genital organ? Your penis? Your fiddle, your spindle, your plum tree shaker, your candlestick maker?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqvOPeHgDlM&t=23s

lilbeanbear
Jun 30, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Milo and POTUS posted:

what in gods name does this mean

It means if you dont have a large penis, please get the funk out.

Scribyl
May 5, 2018

lilbeanbear posted:

You all love dick. Which is totally fine and cool, but you are all very gay.

Also, girth should be 1/5th length of under 7 inches. Over 7 inches has a minimum girth of 1.5inches. If you don't have a big ol hog, GTFO.

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GBS?

My tiny woman's pinky finger has a girth of almost 2 inches :downs:

Girth- measurement AROUND

Diameter- measurement ACROSS

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Scribyl posted:

My tiny woman's pinky finger has a girth of almost 2 inches :downs:

have you considered eating fewer hamburgers

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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

lilbeanbear posted:

It means if you dont have a large penis, please get the funk out.

i've never had any complaints :smug: because all of my sexual partners have been as emotionally damaged as I am :smug: :smug:

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