I just found out im in the 99th percentile of fat cocks

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Scribyl posted:

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GBS?

My tiny woman's pinky finger has a girth of almost 2 inches

Girth- measurement AROUND

Diameter- measurement ACROSS

i dont think that guy has a big dong

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:16

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Im Ready for DEATH: Oct 5, 2016

Scribyl posted:

Here is a visual assist for the mentally challenged itt:

impossible. no way.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:19

lilbeanbear: Jun 30, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Scribyl posted:

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GBS?

My tiny woman's pinky finger has a girth of almost 2 inches

Girth- measurement AROUND

Diameter- measurement ACROSS

I am the one who should not be named. The selfie poster. The Lich Troon of Angmar. The petter of cats. The spreader of :toxogond:

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:21

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

It's not the size of the cock op it's how you move the money into her strap

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:22

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

OP right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5tC10dQylg

vyst fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jul 8, 2018

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:25

Im Ready for DEATH: Oct 5, 2016

lilbeanbear posted:

I am the one who should not be named. The selfie poster. The Lich Troon of Angmar. The petter of cats. The spreader of

i thought you were perma'd. wb

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:26

lilbeanbear: Jun 30, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

i thought you were perma'd. wb

I dunno, lets find out. :3

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:28

Bad Llama: Jan 2, 2007; pwnerer

Bout to go make some candied yams

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:30

Kyron: Aug 6, 2013

Bad Llama posted:

Bout to go make some candied yams

I'm thinkin' about those yams

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:33

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Yams, good and messy

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:38

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

vyst posted:

Yams, good and messy

YAMS YAMS YAMS

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:40

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

TK-42-1 posted:

itt goons fail middle school geometry

My penis is 6" in length and 6" in girth making it a perfect square

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:42

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

my dick has a radius of 7 1/8 inches

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:44

lilbeanbear: Jun 30, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

-6 inches checking in.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:47

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my dick is the exact circumference of my butthole. ask how i know

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:48

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lilbeanbear posted:

-6 inches checking in.

hello.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:49

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

Dolphin posted:

my dick is the exact circumference of my butthole. ask how i know

how do u know?

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:49

lilbeanbear: Jun 30, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Dolphin posted:

my dick is the exact circumference of my butthole. ask how i know

Some kinda butt gently caress ouroborus. @_@

# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:50

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

im still riding high on this one guys

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:02

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

1gnoirents posted:

im still riding high on this one guys

post that fuckin chode u bitch

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:04

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

1gnoirents posted:

im still riding high on this one guys

POST A HIGH QUALITY .PNG OF YOUR PENIS #NOHOMO #MAYBEMORETHAN"NO"HOMO

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:04

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Will a kind mod change cock in the thread title to cuck

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:16

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Gaunab posted:

Will a kind mod change cock in the thread title to cuck

Never

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:19

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

1gnoirents posted:

im still riding high on this one guys

lemme peep that dink

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:20

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

TK-42-1 posted:

lemme peep that dink

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

wasnt there a mod challenge where they made them measure their dick's volume once

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:22

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Scribyl posted:

I actually have small (ladies) hands and it makes it look bigger FYI

Call me.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:39

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Milo and POTUS posted:

wasnt there a mod challenge where they made them measure their dick's volume once

I'm proud to report I'm packing a solid 76 decibels.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:41

EdwardSwifferhands: Apr 27, 2008; I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

Ah yes, the old tuna can dick.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:49

Marlboro for Cats: Apr 14, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

My penis is 6" in length and 6" in girth making it a perfect square

if you wanted it to be a square in profile, a 6" length would correspond to an 18.8" circumference

a 6" girth circumference would look like a square if the length was 1.9"

anybody need some diagrams or some poo poo

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:51

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

my dik throbs at 69 mhz

its actually 9 mhz more than the human eye can see

# ? Jul 8, 2018 23:51

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