Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«471 »
  • Post
  • Reply
Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!



Pillbug

https://twitter.com/immolations/sta...544588036890624

♩ cars that kill ♪
♬ autopilot them into me ♩
♬ concrete walls so still ♬
♪ they make me debris ♩

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


driverless car/is that a cigar?
Elon musk you suck at, smokin’ weed.
Trouble with feds/trouble with grimes
Pedo accusation just crossed my mind.

Pedo accusation just crossed my miiiiiinnndddd...

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


yes, I’ve already tweeted that.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&


Cocoa Crispies posted:

https://twitter.com/immolations/sta...544588036890624

♩ cars that kill ♪
♬ autopilot them into me ♩
♬ concrete walls so still ♬
♪ they make me debris ♩
Metal Flame Solid: The Phantom Deal.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix? We just don't know.



Buglord

Cocoa Crispies posted:

https://twitter.com/immolations/sta...544588036890624

♩ cars that kill ♪
♬ autopilot them into me ♩
♬ concrete walls so still ♬
♪ they make me debris ♩

I'm autopilot
I'm wild
I'm smoking up inside
A heart of broken cars
Defiled
Deep inside
The abandoned pedo guy

Xarbala
Feb 13, 2011

Rolling Thunder: War to the Knife, Knife to the Hilt

Why? , that's why.

The depths of incompetence that TVR accomplished through laziness, Tesla manages to achieve when trying their genuine best


Cocoa Crispies posted:

https://twitter.com/immolations/sta...544588036890624

♩ cars that kill ♪
♬ autopilot them into me ♩
♬ concrete walls so still ♬
♪ they make me debris ♩

lmao

jit bull transpile
Jan 6, 2012

f $o(^PUPFRIENDS(friend)) q:friend="" d
. d snuggle^PUPROUTINES(^PUPFRIENDS(friend))

Gary’s Answer


this has to be fakeposting, right?

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

jit bull transpile posted:

this has to be fakeposting, right?

Considering reddit as a whole, and what I've seen come out of the SC subreddit... I highly doubt that's fakeposting.

The SC subreddit took the denying of the motion to dismiss the Crytek suit as a win for CIG somehow.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


Cocoa Crispies posted:

https://twitter.com/immolations/sta...544588036890624

♩ cars that kill ♪
♬ autopilot them into me ♩
♬ concrete walls so still ♬
♪ they make me debris ♩

We passed on by the belt
We spoke of mines and veldt

Although I shorted shares
He said I played it fair

Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes

I thought you cried alone
A birthday long ago

Oh no
not me
I never had control

You're face
to face

With the man who conned the world

Dumb Lowtax
Jul 9, 2005

Save blue hippo from danger, vote for Moo Moo in the best cat contest

Plaster Town Cop

I was tired of my lady
We've been together too long
Like a worn out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she laid there sleepin'
I red the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I red
If you like piña coladas
and getting cought in the rain
If you're not into yoga
if you haf half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
in the dunes of a cape
I'm the love that you looked for
write to me and escape
...
I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kinda mean
but me and my old lady
have fallen into the same old routine
so I wrote to the paper
took out a personal add
and thoug I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad
Yes I like piña coladas
and getting cought in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champange
I've got to get you by tomorrow
and cut thru all this red tape
at a bar ...
where we plan our escape
...
So I waited with high hopes
and she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
it was my old lovely lady
and she said "oh it's you"
then we laughed for a moment
and I said I neve knew
that you like piña coladas
and getting cought in the rain
and the feel of the ocean
and the taste of champange
if you like making love at midnoghts
in the dunes of a cape
you're the lady I looked for
come with me and escape
If you like piña coladas
and getting cought in the rain
if you're not into yoga
if you have half a brain
if you like making love at midnights
in the dunes of a cape
I'm the love that you lookes for.

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Speak to me of heroin and speed
Of genocide and suicide, of syphilis and greed






Cocoa Crispies posted:

https://twitter.com/immolations/sta...544588036890624

♩ cars that kill ♪
♬ autopilot them into me ♩
♬ concrete walls so still ♬
♪ they make me debris ♩

this is it

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!



Pillbug

FAUXTON posted:

We passed on by the belt
We spoke of mines and veldt

Although I shorted shares
He said I played it fair

Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes

I thought you cried alone
A birthday long ago

Oh no
not me
I never had control

You're face
to face

With the man who conned the world

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Toilet Rascal

https://twitter.com/DavidLoveDoge/s...547127696125952

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


i can't imagine being a well known public figure and smoking a jay on camera. i'm almost having a stroke from anxiety just thinking about it.

EVGA Longoria
Dec 25, 2005

Let's go exploring!


[video type="youtu"]Iy1XHQQ-qiQ[/video]

already the perfect song for teslas

Rex-Goliath
Nov 12, 2016



Roosevelt posted:

i can't imagine being a well known public figure and smoking a jay on camera. i'm almost having a stroke from anxiety just thinking about it.

consequences don’t exist if you’re rich.

the only thing that can hurt him is when he defrauded other rich people

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Toilet Rascal

Roosevelt posted:

i can't imagine being a well known public figure and smoking a jay on camera. i'm almost having a stroke from anxiety just thinking about it.

maybe if u had billions of dollars and a pop star girlfriend u wouldn't care

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Toilet Rascal

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Toilet Rascal

wasn't worth the quote

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

Melting.


Roosevelt posted:

i can't imagine being a well known public figure and smoking a jay on camera. i'm almost having a stroke from anxiety just thinking about it.

I can easily imagine doing bath salts and murdering people in Colombia though

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


this isn't relevant to anything being discussed here, but i need to share it

Waffle House posted:

Disclaimer: I used to work at Apple in customer service for a while, so I have like ~basic bitch tier, Macrumors sight on this part of history here when I used to care about it:

Apple hasn't had much success with their electric or autopiloted car projects afaik. I'm not sure I ever saw even a camouflaged spy shot of a finished product, only like a report that "they had become frustrated with it."

Old racing idiom: "Wanna know how to make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune and get into cars."

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


i used to work the genius bar, so let me give you an insider perspective on the apple car

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006



Nap Ghost

Roosevelt posted:

i can't imagine being a well known public figure and smoking a jay on camera. i'm almost having a stroke from anxiety just thinking about it.

nobody cares if you smoke weed. the only reason the feds care in theory is its against the law but even they don't really care.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Shaggar posted:

nobody cares if you smoke weed. the only reason the feds care in theory is its against the law but even they don't really care.

i have hangups ok

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


nobody cares, but it's also a sign of really poor judgement

much like all the other signs of really poor judgement

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

dude put that thing away


https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/stat...690205333475328

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


holy fuckin' poo poo.

the muskman spawning some of the best memes of 2018 will truly be his greatest contribution to mankind

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Rex-Goliath posted:

consequences don’t exist if you’re rich.

the only thing that can hurt him is when he defrauded other rich people

if he had a security clearance due to spacex hes going to lose it

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY


https://twitter.com/nhparks/status/1038807482821476352

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

hobbesmaster posted:

if he had a security clearance due to spacex hes going to lose it

And as pointed out earlier, he is all but certain to have one. I wouldn't be surprised if SpaceX jettisons him.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> propitiate the dread god arengee




Pillbug


wait are they trying to dump the shitbird test-failed cars in the empty lots on people

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


Ciaphas posted:

wait are they trying to dump the shitbird test-failed cars in the empty lots on people

there are VIN numbers that have been sold to customers and returned twice before the third person finally didn't return it
this is tracked and documented

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

~death to capitalism~
Upgrade your OS
Homestuck Rules



Salad Prong

hold up though like, aren't they not suppsoed to sell these cars except to people who already dropped down $1000 or more to be in line with the deposit thing

why aint the email just like "you're next in line! please pay the rest"

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

fishmech posted:

hold up though like, aren't they not suppsoed to sell these cars except to people who already dropped down $1000 or more to be in line with the deposit thing

why aint the email just like "you're next in line! please pay the rest"

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



not a deposit, isn’t it a VIN-reservation-processing-oh-please-don’t-crack-our-books-fee

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008



it's like when they 'manufactured' a bunch of machineguns that turned out to be just serials on paper as the weapons ban approached in 86. and if you watch elon on rogie he's actually pretty much fine and not obnoxious but he hits that blunt, rogan goes 'what's the hardest thing you do', and elon sighs and says running a car company is really hard and it sucks fat dicks. which is maybe not the thing to say in that situation.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> propitiate the dread god arengee




Pillbug

in other words the jig is up and company managers openly trying to cut and run?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


god imagine how much money they could have made with absolutely no NTSB intrusion or regulatory bullshit or megafactories if they would have just taken the roadster idea and extended it. sell rich dudes an EV drivetrain for $50,000 for their brand new S class, take the engine+trans as part of the deal, sell 0 mile ICE drivetrains for another $10k pure profit, no crash tests, no body work, no assembly lines, huge cachet and demand that they could puppet around as much as they wanted. basically as Alpina is to BMW but with electric drivetrains

lol

but no he wanted to be a Whole Car Company

Rex-Goliath
Nov 12, 2016



Ciaphas posted:

wait are they trying to dump the shitbird test-failed cars in the empty lots on people

alternatively: they aren't able to sell the cars they're making via their typical channels and this is a desperate attempt to offload them to get some cash on hand

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



Jonny 290 posted:

god imagine how much money they could have made with absolutely no NTSB intrusion or regulatory bullshit or megafactories if they would have just taken the roadster idea and extended it. sell rich dudes an EV drivetrain for $50,000 for their brand new S class, take the engine+trans as part of the deal, sell 0 mile ICE drivetrains for another $10k pure profit, no crash tests, no body work, no assembly lines, huge cachet and demand that they could puppet around as much as they wanted. basically as Alpina is to BMW but with electric drivetrains

lol

but no he wanted to be a Whole Car Company

people can’t see your logo on the drivetrains lol

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«471 »