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the article i saw about the cybertruck delivery date disappearing had a commenter in the #1 spot saying "well it's because both the truck and the semi use the same batteries, so obviously they are using them all for the semi which is starting delivery this month"
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qirex posted:shrödinger’s goalposts
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qirex posted:shrödinger’s goalposts
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Sagebrush posted:the article i saw about the cybertruck delivery date disappearing had a commenter in the #1 spot saying "well it's because both the truck and the semi use the same batteries, so obviously they are using them all for the semi which is starting delivery this month" it's great that "the batteries don't exist" doesn't occur to them despite tesla's habit of selling products that literally do not exist, every time a new one comes out they have to give it the benefit of the doubt
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im seeing 2023 for the semi on wikipedia. it was supposed to be 2020. bet it will slip again
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but hey, they can do self-driving semis in a platoon configuration NOW!* *2017 lmao
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Chris Knight posted:but hey, they can do self-driving semis in a platoon configuration NOW!* well that only works if there are no other vehicles in the way, and the only way that would happen is if they had their own lane physically separated from the rest of the road...ah gently caress I'm describing a train again.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:This is two years running they’ve had issues with heatpumps failing and they’ve issued multiple firmware versions that are supposed to fix the issue but haven’t, so there’s probably a mechanical issue with the design and they’re trying to paper over it with firmware to avoid eating the cost of r placing parts in all of the affected vehicles. In my experience the mechanical engineers and managers always try to fix things in software instead of getting to the root cause.
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in fairness "make someone else take responsibility for your problem" should be everyone's first tactic when confronted with a thorny issue. the root cause here is software engineering not having the juice to effectively push back
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filthy regex posted:i had to loving google that tweet to see if it was real. i thought that something that idiotic must have been a fake image. oh it's real folks. it's real. I don't think it's even the first time he's tweeted that exact catchphrase either.
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qirex posted:shrödinger’s goalposts bold to claim it'll come to market in under 18 years
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so let's say they do release the semi. musk is 100% going to put fsd in it and i just realized the inevitable crashes are going to be so much worse than what we've been seeing so far
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Lead out in cuffs posted:I don't think it's even the first time he's tweeted that exact catchphrase either. yeah i'm getting deja vu from that. hasn't that been his go to for a while now?
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PIZZA.BAT posted:so let's say they do release the semi. musk is 100% going to put fsd in it and i just realized the inevitable crashes are going to be so much worse than what we've been seeing so far You do not gently caress with trucking companies or teamsters. Nooooope. aint happening. They will special order versions without it, or they will not order them.
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yeah, i thought the whole idea was they were going to sell direct to the logistics providers so they could cut out the drivers. naturally they can't, because FSD doesn't work, and so the product has no market
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the only possible angle is to sell to companies like walmart that run their own logistics, but then all the truckers with actual skills and work ethic go work elsewhere, and you have the literal worst drivers on the planet as your candidate pool, and you certainly can't risk giving them FSD trucks
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The_Franz posted:https://twitter.com/NY_ACTIONS/status/1482057835332747270?s=20 Full Shop Demolition mode once again falls short of doing what it claims.
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quote:It’s been a big week for Taco Bell fans who don’t want to admit they’re Taco Bell fans. Just days after announcing a first-of-its-kind taco subscription service, EV charging startup ChargeNet has announced plans to bring a comprehensive charging solution to one of the restaurant’s south San Francisco locations later this month.
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has anyone browsed around https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/? it's pretty depressing. people who are 95% along the way to getting it. they think tesla service is awful, build quality stinks, elon and the company are lying about everything, the competition has better features and yet they're still buying the cars. i thought it was just a bad news aggregator like this thread but then there are posts like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/s1j80j/the_honeymoon_is_over/
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the thread of guy whose model 3 performance edition or whatever it's called coming with only three out of four brake pads installed at the factory is loving amazing doubly so because someone who used to work at the fremont tesla plant pops in to say "yeah I've seen that at the factory before, it happens sometimes". people in the comments are talking about how "someone" should tell the NHTSA lol
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Kazinsal posted:the thread of guy whose model 3 performance edition or whatever it's called coming with only three out of four brake pads installed at the factory is loving amazing jesus christ
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Never have to change the brakes if you don't install them to begin with
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https://archive.fo/slotB Elon Musk’s Tesla Asked Law Firm to Fire Associate Hired From SEC
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mystes posted:https://archive.fo/slotB that's the opposite of what you should do, elong
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FrozenVent posted:that's the opposite of what you should do, elong why? the sec loving loves tesla
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